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Usurper MrTeapot
post Jan 3 2004, 01:24 PM
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Hi there. I'm Shaun from London and I just joined. Been a fan of Mata's work for many weeks now and just randomly decided to join the forum so...here I am.

*gives out free lolly pops*

Oh and even though I know forums and stuff, I want a mentor adopter person thing...please.


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Sir Maxerpopple
post Jan 3 2004, 04:34 PM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad?
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Welcome to the forums teapot. Although I don't adopt, there are plenty of people who will.


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Jan 3 2004, 06:23 PM
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*Mr* Teapot.

Thanks Mr Sir Maxerpopple. I'm just lurking before I start to post.


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post Jan 3 2004, 06:36 PM
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Hmm... Have fun around here biggrin.gif

*hands you a bomb* Others will hand you cakes and things, I give you a bomb! laugh.gif

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Sir Maxerpopple
post Jan 3 2004, 06:52 PM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad?
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*Mr* Teapot.

People have shortened my name too, often leaving out the title. I guess they have rubbed off on me.

And I only don't adopt for two reasons
1) I'm not good around young children, unless they are a very direct bloodlink, and new person=young one who will eventually learn the scope of the forum, but it'll take some time.
2) I'd probably be neglegent laugh.gif


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Jan 3 2004, 07:12 PM
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*shakes bomb*

I get my name shortened to TP. MrT, TPot all the time. Hopefully here it will remain MrTeapot as is the correct title. MrTeapot being not myself but my personal Deity who lives under my bed in a cardboard box while teaching the less intellectually fortunate the ways of his wisdom.

Me, I'm just a devout follower. What of you Mr Sir Maxerpopple? Please introduce yourself.

((My to be mentor will be here any minute now I'm sure))


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Sir Maxerpopple
post Jan 3 2004, 07:21 PM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad?
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Im a devout agnostic, one of rousseau's sovreign, and get a great joy of pissing off those who are arrogant and self-righteous. I also liek to annoy those who are ignorant in a non-ignorance zone.


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post Jan 3 2004, 07:32 PM
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I just think that this is our one shot at life and we should try to enjoy it, but without hurting others. Seems to round it off for me.



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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
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post Jan 3 2004, 07:52 PM
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Mr. Teapot, can you poke a badger with me? biggrin.gif
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Usurper MrTeapot
post Jan 3 2004, 08:11 PM
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biggrin.gif
Oh look a badger...

*POKE*


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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
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post Jan 3 2004, 09:18 PM
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Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly
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Hello Mr Teapot, how do you do?
*runs away with free lollys*


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Jan 3 2004, 09:33 PM
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I do well thankee kindly. How does oneself?
[edit]argh! Just noticed you stealing the lolly pops...oh you are a tricky one...

This post has been edited by MrTeapot: Jan 3 2004, 09:33 PM


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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
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post Jan 3 2004, 09:42 PM
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Hola! My name's Amelia, the Silver Star Angel of Da Towers, but you can call me Silver. Make yourself comfy and have a cake! *hands you a cake* Thanx for the lollipops! biggrin.gif


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post Jan 3 2004, 11:37 PM
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Oh Cake! *munch*

Anyone want to be my Mentor. I make a good n00b pet.


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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
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post Jan 3 2004, 11:43 PM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad?
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They will come, promise free nudity for those who adopt you.

If you need help though, PM me, I just refuse to adopt.


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Jan 4 2004, 12:07 AM
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Free nudity eh? This'll get their attention...



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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
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post Jan 4 2004, 01:31 AM
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QUOTE (Sir Maxerpopple @ Jan 3 2004, 11:20 AM)
Im a devout agnostic, one of rousseau's sovreign, and get a great joy of pissing off those who are arrogant and self-righteous. I also liek to annoy those who are ignorant in a non-ignorance zone.

And I enjoy pointing out the fact that when one has hundreds of spelling errors, it greatly impedes their attempts at being pretentious. laugh.gif

But hey, this isn't about me. biggrin.gif

Hiya, Mr. Teapot. Welcome to the forums. smile.gif


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post Jan 4 2004, 01:32 AM
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Be careful of badgers, they'll take over the world, or at least watch the twin towers with all badger scenes finally restored:

Badgers

You have your own personal deity? I have to share mine with the dust mites, and earwigs that live in my head... Such an intrusion at times...

Ooh, a badger... *pokes it and runs*


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post Jan 4 2004, 05:27 AM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jan 3 2004, 03:36 PM)
Oh Cake! *munch*

Anyone want to be my Mentor. I make a good n00b pet.

OHHH!!! Pick Me! All my other n00bs are currently unaccounted for, but hey, 5th time's the charm! I'd be honored to be your mentor, sensei, master, thing.
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post Jan 4 2004, 05:37 AM
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Member titles are so overrated.
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Welcome MrTeapot! Here, have a lima bean and cheese casserole.
*Hands MrTeapot a cheesy casserole dish of doom*
Ooh, a lolly pop!
*Eats a lolly pop when nobody is looking*


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Jan 4 2004, 01:03 PM
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QUOTE (sjbbandgeek @ Jan 4 2004, 05:26 AM)
OHHH!!! Pick Me! All my other n00bs are currently unaccounted for, but hey, 5th time's the charm! I'd be honored to be your mentor, sensei, master, thing.

Yay I have a Mentor. I'll be a good n00b *purrs*

And Cheese...I LOVE cheese.


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@>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
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post Jan 4 2004, 02:41 PM
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sing a song of sorrow..
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welcome to our.. linear maddness. could you hold onto these for me? *hands you VVes's pants* thanks

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post Jan 4 2004, 03:35 PM
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Uhh...they smell a little funky. What's been in them? A better question, what hasn't been in them!


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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
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post Jan 4 2004, 11:19 PM
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in the end there is only me.. *CENSORED*
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blink.gif ok.. how did u get wes's pants?

anyways! hiya and welcome to the forums.. Join my sex army... join anything and evreything u want. have fun and worship a tea pot... good day Mr. TeaPOt

magik.. over and out


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Jan 4 2004, 11:21 PM
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Sex club? I'm intreged...


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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
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