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Dak
post Jan 3 2004, 07:13 PM
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Salutations and greetings may i bestow upon thee mine new found collection of bipedal beings, and hopefully soon comrades. I am called Dak, and I herald from the estuary area now known as Essex.

... erm... huh.gif

Basically translated as hi all, i'm Dak, and i'm from Essex. Yes, I know, Chigwell, white socks, dancing round handbags, and god awful accents, oh and probably the founding location for all Blonde jokes. Now that's said and done, how does a noob get on in a place like this? biggrin.gif


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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Jan 3 2004, 07:25 PM
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...you were born in essex?? but you construct sentences so well!

welcome blah blah blah smile.gif


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post Jan 3 2004, 07:34 PM
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Hello Mr Newbie. Thought I'd drop a quick hello, I joined today as well. They are all scary and mean, not to mention sadistically evil. I advise run while you can...

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Dak
post Jan 3 2004, 07:37 PM
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Sadistic and evil you say...

Sounds like I'm home... tongue.gif


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Alaric
post Jan 3 2004, 09:04 PM
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Welcome to where your life begins and ends... enjoy your stay, oh.. and don't stare at the dancing BM to long.


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post Jan 3 2004, 09:44 PM
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Dak
post Jan 4 2004, 01:25 AM
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Mmmmm toast. *nabs toaster, sits in a corner, plugs it in and waits* Now all i need is some bread...


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post Jan 4 2004, 01:46 AM
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QUOTE (Alaric @ Jan 3 2004, 01:03 PM)
Welcome to where your life begins and ends... enjoy your stay, oh.. and don't stare at the dancing BM to long.

If I didn't know that BM stood for Black Mage...

/me giggles in an immature fashion

Anyway, welcome to the forums. smile.gif


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Dak
post Jan 4 2004, 01:49 AM
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*replies innocently* And what perchance could BM mean otherwise mellow.gif


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Dak
post Jan 4 2004, 01:55 AM
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Anyways, now i've joined i'll not be online again for about another week. Only get online once a week these days, so see anyone of you then.


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post Jan 4 2004, 05:29 AM
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Hey, welcome and all of that. Here have some lima bean and cheese casserole. *hands Dak a casserole dish of doom*
Oh, and the scrolling sig gets an orange jello mold.
*Hands Dak an orange jello mold*


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