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Usurper MrTeapot
post Jan 5 2004, 08:09 PM
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*puts on a bartender's apron*

*wipes the bar*

*puts out the last of the stools and ashtrays*

*opens the doors*

Welcome to the Teapot Inn. Just a place to hang out with friends, get drunk, listen to the music, sing on the karaoke, play pool in the games room, or just relax in the corner with a good book.

What can I get you?


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post Jan 5 2004, 10:24 PM
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got any green apple soda?


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post Jan 5 2004, 10:26 PM
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post Jan 5 2004, 10:27 PM
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As cliched as it sounds, the world is coming to an end. *nods*
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KARAOOOOKEEEEEEEE~! *___* ::runs.:: Who's gonna sing something with me??? biggrin.gif


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post Jan 5 2004, 10:27 PM
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Heeeeey... nice bar ya got here. Ya got iced tea? Thanks a bunch. wink.gif


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post Jan 5 2004, 10:29 PM
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QUOTE (sammi @ Jan 5 2004, 10:26 PM)
KARAOOOOKEEEEEEEE~! *___* ::runs.:: Who's gonna sing something with me??? biggrin.gif

I'll sing with you!


LaLAlalLALALAlala! laugh.gif


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post Jan 5 2004, 10:32 PM
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QUOTE (Dreams On Hiatus @ Jan 5 2004, 02:28 PM)
QUOTE (sammi @ Jan 5 2004, 10:26 PM)
KARAOOOOKEEEEEEEE~! *___* ::runs.:: Who's gonna sing something with me??? biggrin.gif

I'll sing with you!


LaLAlalLALALAlala! laugh.gif

Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go
To hael my heart an drown my woe.
Rain my fall and wind may blow,
And many miles be still to go,
But under a tall tree I will lie,
And let the clouds go sailing by.
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post Jan 5 2004, 10:35 PM
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YOU GO BOY!! SING THAT SONG!! WOOOOO.... eh he he


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Fear the wrath of my dragon, Lord Baltimore! I am willing to fight; I am a soldier of love. Speaker for the Lost is my e-pimp. Lol.
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Usurper MrTeapot
post Jan 6 2004, 12:06 AM
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QUOTE
got any green apple soda?

Green apple soda? Sure, that'll be in the kiddies cabinate.
*drink up*

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Do I get a sensei dicount?

Not exactly but you do get your first 5 drinks free. What's yer poison?

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Ya got iced tea?

Ice Tea? You bet! Any particlier flavour?


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post Jan 6 2004, 12:28 AM
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Raspberry flavored.. thank you so much laugh.gif


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I am proudly e-married to Fluffy, I am honored to be the little sister of Righteous, and Lord of Darness is always on my mind. Smallcuteanddeadly is my noob! Yay!
Fear the wrath of my dragon, Lord Baltimore! I am willing to fight; I am a soldier of love. Speaker for the Lost is my e-pimp. Lol.
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Usurper MrTeapot
post Jan 6 2004, 12:30 AM
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Well there you are sir.

*pours out peanut snacks for all*


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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
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post Jan 6 2004, 12:35 AM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad?
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SLURM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laugh.gif


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Jan 6 2004, 12:40 AM
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QUOTE (Sir Maxerpopple @ Jan 6 2004, 12:34 AM)
SLURM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laugh.gif

*cough*

Excuse me sir, if you are continously drunk and/or disorderly I might need to ask you to leave.

(only a few hours in on opening night and I already need bouncers...)


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sammi
post Jan 6 2004, 12:41 AM
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As cliched as it sounds, the world is coming to an end. *nods*
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That is a heck of a lot of exclamation points... blink.gif Anyways, what're we gonna sing next, folks? biggrin.gif


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Sir Maxerpopple
post Jan 6 2004, 12:42 AM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad?
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Some people don't don't watch Futurama. Hmph.


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Jan 6 2004, 12:43 AM
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Put me down for a real corney song.

I'll show you how to sing a tune.


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post Jan 6 2004, 12:46 AM
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Might I suggest some celtic music? We can have a drunken sing along! Celtic music is made for songs of the peasantry, that would be great.


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post Jan 6 2004, 12:48 AM
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*hick* could i have a highly acoholic drink *hick* of whick i do not know the name*hick*so i may *hick* get drunk real fast *hick*please *hick*


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post Jan 6 2004, 12:48 AM
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Oh alright then, you twisted me arm you did.

*grabs a fiddle*


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post Jan 6 2004, 12:49 AM
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QUOTE (FunkyGothCheeseMonkey @ Jan 6 2004, 12:47 AM)
*hick* could i have a highly acoholic drink *hick* of whick i do not know the name*hick*so i may *hick* get drunk real fast *hick*please *hick*

Absinth it is...the french kind (with the chemicals that make you hallucinate)


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@>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
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post Jan 6 2004, 12:54 AM
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*ingnores fiddle (i have a fear of fiddles) playing grabs drink and gulps it down quickly looks up pupils grow larger* woah look at all the pretty colors hee hee *goes into seisure*


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Some things to know about the wonderfull me....
I worship such this as sporks, jello and other such items
I am deathly afriad of clowns, balloons and fidles
I am obsessed with such movies as the matrix (I have seen it 63 times and counting)
I have an army that will take over the world If you would like to join that army please tell me and I will not make you a slave
My master is phoenix
I also have a cult named the funkygothcheesmonkeys and if you would like to join this cult feel free to contact meI have four spouces and over ten children
I will crush the penguins and all who love them
monkeys shall rule the world
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post Jan 6 2004, 12:58 AM
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As cliched as it sounds, the world is coming to an end. *nods*
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OooOOooOOoo, CEEEELLLLTIC MUUUUSIIIC! ^__^ *bouncegiggle* I LOVE Celtic music... Ah, the sadness of being a minor... *shakes head*


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Jan 6 2004, 01:01 AM
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Remember this is the land of Teapots. All Over 12s may drink, sit at the bar, play darts and run with sissors. But it is not my responsibility if you die/get injured for that is what parents are for.


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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
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Sir Maxerpopple
post Jan 6 2004, 01:03 AM
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We need a pioano and some drums for it to be proper celtic. Drums make the difference between irish and celtic.


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Jan 6 2004, 01:05 AM
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Well the piano's in the corner, the drumkit is a little rusty but it will do. We just need the musicians...

((Unfortunatly, MrTeapot needs his beddy byes. Close up for me will you Sir Maxerpopple *tosses keys*...oh wait, its a 24hour bar. Just look after it for a while and don't give out free drinks))


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Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( )
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell."
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