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FunkyGothCheeseM...
post Jan 8 2004, 01:11 AM
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I am FunkyGothCheeseMonkey(as you can read from the thingy on the side of the post) I am called sophie by those I did not meet on the internet I enjoy training my army of Monkeys and plotting on when to use them to take over the world. I also enjoy plotting the demise of people I do not like and wasting away at my computer. Iworship such this as sporks, jello and other such items and am deathly afriad of clowns, balloons and fidles. I am obsessed with such movies as the matrix (I have seen it 63 times and counting) and the lord of the rings movies (I have read the books five times each and seen the movies more times combined then is humanly possible to count)
That is my bio and the whole point of this topic is to tell those on the market for a slave/ adopted internet child I am what you need. I am a web orphin with out a web adopted parent I digentt slave without a master some one please adopt me(another bonis is that when I take over the world I will not inslave you) biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif


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Some things to know about the wonderfull me....
I worship such this as sporks, jello and other such items
I am deathly afriad of clowns, balloons and fidles
I am obsessed with such movies as the matrix (I have seen it 63 times and counting)
I have an army that will take over the world If you would like to join that army please tell me and I will not make you a slave
My master is phoenix
I also have a cult named the funkygothcheesmonkeys and if you would like to join this cult feel free to contact meI have four spouces and over ten children
I will crush the penguins and all who love them
monkeys shall rule the world
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phoenix
post Jan 8 2004, 04:03 AM
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based upon your sig.... "no more rhyming and i mean it" "anyone want a peanut" "gah!!!" i love that movie *giggle*... i will adopt you, and we can take over the world together with my gnobe soup biggrin.gif biggrin.gif well let mes know.


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You are a wealthy crook and want to take over the world, you:

[A] Steal the secret plans to the U.S. Strategic Defense Initiative and hold the world ransom for $1,000,000,000.
[B] Own Microsoft
[C] Plant subliminal messages in the news Tom Brokaw reads every night: "(((send $1 to PO Box 426, Missoula, MT 59806)))"
[D] Capture the only man in the universe who can stop you, tell him your plans, then place him in an easily escapable situation with an air duct linking him to every country in the Northern Hemisphere and leave him alone.
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kinkachabobno
post Jan 8 2004, 10:09 AM
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hey hows it going? im new too. i wanna make peace with people now so i dont get taken out by monkeys a few years down the line. so anyway, im dan biggrin.gif


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Queenie
post Jan 8 2004, 02:42 PM
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YAY!!! Garfield my cute little honey bun!!
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Heya laugh.gif

You've seen the matrix sooo many times ohmy.gif *bows down to you* Amazing!!
I honestly have never seen Lord of the Rings *hangs head in shame* sad.gif

Anywayz hope you have fun and successfully take over the world with your monkeys!?


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SQUEAK BED SQUEAK!!
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kinkachabobno
post Jan 8 2004, 02:50 PM
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aaaah how can you not have seen lord of the rings? not even the gay porno version?


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"I suffer from inverted invertigo. When I'm not high, I'm frightened."
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phoenix
post Jan 8 2004, 06:54 PM
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QUOTE (kinkachabobno @ Jan 8 2004, 09:49 AM)
aaaah how can you not have seen lord of the rings? not even the gay porno version?

what? do tell biggrin.gif


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You are a wealthy crook and want to take over the world, you:

[A] Steal the secret plans to the U.S. Strategic Defense Initiative and hold the world ransom for $1,000,000,000.
[B] Own Microsoft
[C] Plant subliminal messages in the news Tom Brokaw reads every night: "(((send $1 to PO Box 426, Missoula, MT 59806)))"
[D] Capture the only man in the universe who can stop you, tell him your plans, then place him in an easily escapable situation with an air duct linking him to every country in the Northern Hemisphere and leave him alone.
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Silver Star Ange...
post Jan 8 2004, 10:39 PM
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Hola! Welcome! I'm Amelia, the Silver Star Angel of Da Towers. You, and your monkeys, may call me Silver if you wish. Make yourself comfy and have a cake. *hands you a cake*


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THE DREAM POLICE. D:
I am proudly e-married to Fluffy, I am honored to be the little sister of Righteous, and Lord of Darness is always on my mind. Smallcuteanddeadly is my noob! Yay!
Fear the wrath of my dragon, Lord Baltimore! I am willing to fight; I am a soldier of love. Speaker for the Lost is my e-pimp. Lol.
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FunkyGothCheeseM...
post Jan 9 2004, 05:13 AM
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much thanks for the cake *eats cake*
I am very surprised that you Queenie nor anyone has not seen the movies (one of the greatest movies of all time next to the matrix)
kinkachabobno gay pron *jumps up and down* is it sam and frodo eeeeeeeeeee thats so cute eeeeeee
and phoenix *huggies* thank you for offerining to be my master I give you much thanks and promise for you not to be a slave *adds gnome soup to list of things in my army*
everyone else for their kindness I shall make them slaves in the palace (they will be the best treated slaves so rejoyce)


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Some things to know about the wonderfull me....
I worship such this as sporks, jello and other such items
I am deathly afriad of clowns, balloons and fidles
I am obsessed with such movies as the matrix (I have seen it 63 times and counting)
I have an army that will take over the world If you would like to join that army please tell me and I will not make you a slave
My master is phoenix
I also have a cult named the funkygothcheesmonkeys and if you would like to join this cult feel free to contact meI have four spouces and over ten children
I will crush the penguins and all who love them
monkeys shall rule the world
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phoenix
post Jan 9 2004, 05:19 AM
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ooo! you accepted to be my noob! <huggles> i have a cool noob!


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You are a wealthy crook and want to take over the world, you:

[A] Steal the secret plans to the U.S. Strategic Defense Initiative and hold the world ransom for $1,000,000,000.
[B] Own Microsoft
[C] Plant subliminal messages in the news Tom Brokaw reads every night: "(((send $1 to PO Box 426, Missoula, MT 59806)))"
[D] Capture the only man in the universe who can stop you, tell him your plans, then place him in an easily escapable situation with an air duct linking him to every country in the Northern Hemisphere and leave him alone.
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FunkyGothCheeseM...
post Jan 9 2004, 05:26 AM
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thank yoush *happy dance*


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Some things to know about the wonderfull me....
I worship such this as sporks, jello and other such items
I am deathly afriad of clowns, balloons and fidles
I am obsessed with such movies as the matrix (I have seen it 63 times and counting)
I have an army that will take over the world If you would like to join that army please tell me and I will not make you a slave
My master is phoenix
I also have a cult named the funkygothcheesmonkeys and if you would like to join this cult feel free to contact meI have four spouces and over ten children
I will crush the penguins and all who love them
monkeys shall rule the world
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phoenix
post Jan 9 2004, 05:27 AM
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and you dance! thats it im kidnapping you and we will rule the world!


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You are a wealthy crook and want to take over the world, you:

[A] Steal the secret plans to the U.S. Strategic Defense Initiative and hold the world ransom for $1,000,000,000.
[B] Own Microsoft
[C] Plant subliminal messages in the news Tom Brokaw reads every night: "(((send $1 to PO Box 426, Missoula, MT 59806)))"
[D] Capture the only man in the universe who can stop you, tell him your plans, then place him in an easily escapable situation with an air duct linking him to every country in the Northern Hemisphere and leave him alone.
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