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post Jan 12 2004, 05:44 PM
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OK, tell me your teh sexayest person evar - and make it a good one. None of that nancy-boy Orlando Bloom crap. I want someone who oozes allure, sweats sex, stinks of pheromones and makes you shudder in your suddenly-too-tight clothing. You have to want this person BADLY, and they have to be a good choice. Try to get a good pic in, it helps a lot.

My choice is Nigella Lawson, domestic sex-goddess. Her show "Nigella Bites" should be reclassified as pornography - every little stir is accompanied by gasps, every whisk by sighs of delight. She licks her fingers luxuriantly whenever something needs testing, and glances wickedly at the camera at every opportunity. The woman is a practised temptress, and her body screams sex like a bonobo in heat. Damn, damn, damn - that woman's sultry looks ought to be confined to a brothel window. And here for proof:



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post Jan 12 2004, 05:52 PM
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*confused look*

Gee, I'm sorry, Polos, but I thought you were gay. My bad.
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post Jan 12 2004, 05:53 PM
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post Jan 12 2004, 06:05 PM
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ok. i'll admit it. its brendan fraser.

dont lie. you know you want him...
sexy, sexy, man. if you can get past the bad movies and get on to school ties, gods & monsters, and still breathing... then you'll understand.



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post Jan 12 2004, 06:27 PM
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...and karisma, I thought you were gay too. My oh my but this thread is confusing.

Ahem. Scarlet F*cking Johansson.



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post Jan 12 2004, 06:51 PM
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I have to agree with karisma on the brendan fraser thing it's even worth watching the rubbish films to see him get his kit off and that OOOHHH!! so sexy blowie thing he does in Blast from the Past (?). But he wouldn't be my first choise that prise goes to Jonny Depp with honours! Oh my flaming nora!!! is he sex on a stick! Every charator(sp?) he's played has just made me want to drool. The cowerdice of Ichabod Crane, the mild insanity of Jack Sparrow HE'S JUST SO SEXY!!!!! wub.gifwub.gifwub.gif

Sorry can't do the piccy thing if anyone wants to add one for me feel free!


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post Jan 12 2004, 06:52 PM
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Ooh-er. I used to have the biggest crush in the world on Kelly LeBrock after watching Weird Science....



But then in terms on contemporary sex-oozing, you can't argue with Kylie. Lovely lovely Kylie. And she'd pocket-sized too!



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post Jan 12 2004, 06:55 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Jan 12 2004, 10:26 AM)
...and karisma, I thought you were gay too. My oh my but this thread is confusing.

I believe she's bi...tsk you should learn to pay attention, Seany.

And Scarlett Johansson? Hmm. I just can't think of her as anything but really young...cause it seems that not that long ago, I was watching her in movies and she was just a child. But I guess it was awhile ago...I would have been near your age.

I'll have to think on mine...tough choice. Hrm.

*EDIT* Okay, I've decided.



Liv Tyler. Specifically Liv Tyler as Arwen in LOTR. Although...I have to say, even though Polo said not to (tongue.gif)...I do like Orlando Bloom..lol. But only dressed as Legolas...not normally. I'm not sure why. Normally I hate hate HATE long hair on guys...but I don't find him attractive at all without it, really.


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post Jan 12 2004, 07:09 PM
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I'm the sexiest person ever



Not really, i think Brian Molko from Placebo is.


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post Jan 12 2004, 07:13 PM
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*claps* wow, candice. way to pay attention...

<- not, in fact, gay.

i do totally agree about scarlet j though... its so nice to have options!


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post Jan 12 2004, 07:17 PM
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The saucy one is most definitely the sexiest one in this thread. Hands down.
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post Jan 12 2004, 07:23 PM
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QUOTE (Cath @ Jan 12 2004, 06:50 PM)
But he wouldn't be my first choise that prise goes to Jonny Depp with honours! Oh my flaming nora!!! is he sex on a stick! Every charator(sp?) he's played has just made me want to drool. The cowerdice of Ichabod Crane, the mild insanity of Jack Sparrow HE'S JUST SO SEXY!!!!! wub.gifwub.gifwub.gif

YES!! god, give me johnny depp annnyday...i'd keep him safe in my room biggrin.gif wink.gif


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post Jan 12 2004, 07:27 PM
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QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Jan 12 2004, 07:22 PM)
YES!! god, give me johnny depp annnyday...i'd keep him safe in my room biggrin.gif wink.gif

You can't have him he is so mine!!!!! tongue.gif


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post Jan 12 2004, 07:34 PM
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QUOTE (Cath @ Jan 12 2004, 07:26 PM)
QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Jan 12 2004, 07:22 PM)
YES!! god, give me johnny depp annnyday...i'd keep him safe in my room biggrin.gif  wink.gif

You can't have him he is so mine!!!!! tongue.gif

*gasps* blasphemy!! mine. dry.gif mad.gif


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post Jan 12 2004, 07:36 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Jan 12 2004, 06:26 PM)
Ahem. Scarlet F*cking Johansson.


is it me or does she look like jailbait? plus she has weak cheek bones...or just a skinny face

i have to go with cand with liv tyler, but she was in a film with john goody (from the flinstones, coyote ugly and monsters inc.) and she was a fox in that, having said that tara reid is the one that floats my boat, mmm....tara tongue.gif


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QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Jan 12 2004, 07:33 PM)
QUOTE (Cath @ Jan 12 2004, 07:26 PM)
QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Jan 12 2004, 07:22 PM)
YES!! god, give me johnny depp annnyday...i'd keep him safe in my room biggrin.gif wink.gif

You can't have him he is so mine!!!!! tongue.gif

*gasps* blasphemy!! mine. dry.gif mad.gif

Not a chance he is so mine!! mad.gif mad.gif


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post Jan 12 2004, 07:38 PM
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wait. stop the presses.

i may have to change my answer based on the fact that i did neglect the issue that it was not specifically stated that this person had to be, alive. or real for that matter. so, i'm changing my answer to my real boyfriend, and man i would leave all others for:

Tamahome..... of Fushigi Yuugi fame..


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post Jan 12 2004, 07:43 PM
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d'ya know, anime people are actually very sexy sometimes...i agree, he is nice smile.gif


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post Jan 12 2004, 07:47 PM
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Jill Hennessy..... hot... hot... hot....





and what kind of lesbian would I be without my baby... thats right come home Angelina... dinner is getting cold smile.gif


Jon, I had the biggest crush on Kelly Lebrock... it is the lips


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post Jan 12 2004, 07:59 PM
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wink.gif Mmm, ANGELINA IS TEH SEXY
Here is a pic of Tobey Torres from Snake River Conspiracy and Tairrie B from My ruin. Both sexshay ladies apaart, but together, woooooooof!!!!!!!!


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post Jan 12 2004, 08:01 PM
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ooo...i like that picture! nice indeed...jesus, no wonder my friends worry about me tongue.gif


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post Jan 12 2004, 08:01 PM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jan 12 2004, 11:35 AM)
is it me or does she look like jailbait?

Huh. Well, I was curious, so I looked up how old Scarlett Johansson is. She's 19...same age as you and only 2 years younger than me.

I could have sworn she was around 11 or 12 when I was 16 or 17. I guess she just looks young.

I also had no idea who you were talking about when you mentioned Tara Reid..so I did a search on her too. Here's a pic for anyone else who didn't know who she was:



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QUOTE (karismaklysm @ Jan 12 2004, 01:37 PM)
Tamahome..... of Fushigi Yuugi fame..

Agreed. *fans self*

Or Count D from Petshop of Horrors...
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post Jan 12 2004, 08:10 PM
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just to drive my point home.......




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post Jan 12 2004, 08:15 PM
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Hey Ravein, check out Tobey again.....


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