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post Jan 15 2004, 08:23 AM
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QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 14 2004, 05:16 PM)
Fer anyone who think goth chicks are all plain, I give to you:



Sexy pouting goth temptress Morrigan Hel! wub.gif







erm... can I have her back now please?

I know her, we used to be good mates when i lived in London. Her real name is Amber, and she's about the same height as me, tiny!!!!!


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post Jan 15 2004, 09:24 AM
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You know her?? ohmy.gif

Crimminy! The prospect of walkin down the street an seein you pair at the same time... 'scuse me, I'm jus gonna go take a cold shower!! wink.gif


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post Jan 15 2004, 09:27 AM
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Yep, we used to be quite a sight for sore eyes dancing together in Slimelight (goff niteclub)...... wink.gif wink.gif
I met her when she was 15 and i was 17.....aww, we were ickle baby goffs back then smile.gif but she was still pretty darn scrummy.


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post Jan 15 2004, 09:32 AM
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/me quickly does the maths

So... when you were 17 I woulda been... 23...

ARGH!!! I worked in London between January and April 1994, I was 23 then!!! Damn, I coulda seen ya both there an got to know the sheer saucinish that is Tara!!!

Damn damn damn damn DAMN!!!

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post Jan 15 2004, 05:13 PM
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Whoever thinks Goth girls are plain are insane, they are some of the most attractive women i have ever seen. Dark sultry and generally just damn sexy. And just like leo the thought of you too together ....../takes a cold shower wink.gif
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post Jan 15 2004, 05:34 PM
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I'm sensing a worrying slide towards nancy-pretty-boy-ness here!

Example of appropriate Teh Sexay Person:



See? Her body SCREAMS sex. SEX SEX SEX is all it's saying. And maybe the occasional BLOOD, but that's OK.

Example of TEH INNAPPROPRIATENESS:



*Looks "nancy pretty-boy" up in dictionary:

Nancy pretty-boy; sTu-p'id-[Oi! Mind the language! - Mata]-Er; noun;
e.g. Jason David Frank, Orlando Bloom, or any pretty American teen idol.


OH MY, WHAT A SURPRISE. You are BAD people for thinking these guys are anything but tweenage eye candy. Hear that? B-A-D. Three Hail Mary's, five Our Father's, a cold shower and a glimpse of Margaret Thatcher will be appropriate penance.
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post Jan 15 2004, 06:14 PM
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QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 14 2004, 04:47 PM)
The bestest reason to watch Men In Black. And an even better one for watching the sequel (if Tommy Lee Jones in shorts doesn't do it for you...!)



Sultry pouting goddess Linda Fiorentino wub.gif

OMG her face looks like Michael Jacksons!!!! Leo your a sick puppy. blink.gif
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post Jan 15 2004, 06:45 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Jan 15 2004, 05:33 PM)
Nancy pretty-boy; sTu-p'id-f--k-Er; noun;
e.g. Jason David Frank, Orlando Bloom, or any pretty American teen idol.


OH MY, WHAT A SURPRISE. You are BAD people for thinking these guys are anything but tweenage eye candy. Hear that? B-A-D. Three Hail Mary's, five Our Father's, a cold shower and a glimpse of Margaret Thatcher will be appropriate penance.

Shush, Polo. I only like Orlando Bloom as Legolas. It's my one guilty pleasure in this area...normally I don't like those sorts of guys. So, no hail Mary's or any of that stuff for me. tongue.gif It's not *that* bad...

And I have to agree with Spacehappy....her face does look a bit like Michael Jackson's... blink.gif But then, I also agree with him and Leo on the saucy one + the girl that she knows....Whew. *fans self*


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post Jan 15 2004, 10:04 PM
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QUOTE (candice @ Jan 15 2004, 06:44 PM)
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Jan 15 2004, 05:33 PM)
Nancy pretty-boy; sTu-p'id-f--k-Er; noun;
e.g. Jason David Frank, Orlando Bloom, or any pretty American teen idol.


OH MY, WHAT A SURPRISE. You are BAD people for thinking these guys are anything but tweenage eye candy. Hear that? B-A-D. Three Hail Mary's, five Our Father's, a cold shower and a glimpse of Margaret Thatcher will be appropriate penance.

Shush, Polo. I only like Orlando Bloom as Legolas. It's my one guilty pleasure in this area...normally I don't like those sorts of guys. So, no hail Mary's or any of that stuff for me. tongue.gif It's not *that* bad...

*Appears in priests' robes, brandishing cross and foaming at the mouth*

REPENT!!! REPEEEEENT!!!



Seriously Candice, you just sentenced yourself to the seventh circle of hell - at best. I suggest some proper flagellations, followed by a vow of celibacy and a three-week fast. Then you might just save your own soul.
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post Jan 15 2004, 11:15 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Jan 15 2004, 04:03 PM)
QUOTE (candice @ Jan 15 2004, 06:44 PM)
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Jan 15 2004, 05:33 PM)
Nancy pretty-boy; sTu-p'id-f--k-Er; noun;
e.g. Jason David Frank, Orlando Bloom, or any pretty American teen idol.


OH MY, WHAT A SURPRISE. You are BAD people for thinking these guys are anything but tweenage eye candy. Hear that? B-A-D. Three Hail Mary's, five Our Father's, a cold shower and a glimpse of Margaret Thatcher will be appropriate penance.

Shush, Polo. I only like Orlando Bloom as Legolas. It's my one guilty pleasure in this area...normally I don't like those sorts of guys. So, no hail Mary's or any of that stuff for me. tongue.gif It's not *that* bad...

*Appears in priests' robes, brandishing cross and foaming at the mouth*

REPENT!!! REPEEEEENT!!!



Seriously Candice, you just sentenced yourself to the seventh circle of hell - at best. I suggest some proper flagellations, followed by a vow of celibacy and a three-week fast. Then you might just save your own soul.

Wait, did anyone else just have a spontaneous Catholic-boy-priest fantasy when Polo came in like that? Damn it, now I need another towel.

J/k. Really. laugh.gif


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post Jan 15 2004, 11:21 PM
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post Jan 16 2004, 12:16 AM
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Alex Zane??? YES PLEASE! I was gutted when I found out he was at V in Essex getting kisses with jack Osbourne (not from him) and I was stuck at V in Stafford...dammit! So close yet so far! Argh!

Also TarrieB...my friend John kinda knows her...his prize posession is a pic of him with his hand on her boob....hehe!


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post Jan 16 2004, 12:34 AM
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QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 15 2004, 05:12 PM)
Whoever thinks Goth girls are plain are insane, they are some of the most attractive women i have ever seen. Dark sultry and generally just damn sexy. And just like leo the thought of you too together ....../takes a cold shower  wink.gif

i like goth girls, they wear cool things and look sexy but i always get the "you're not wearing any black.....is that a fcuk coat you're wearing?!?" sorta looks, and yes it is an fcuk coat, but by god it's warm


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post Jan 16 2004, 12:36 AM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jan 16 2004, 12:33 AM)
QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 15 2004, 05:12 PM)
Whoever thinks Goth girls are plain are insane, they are some of the most attractive women i have ever seen. Dark sultry and generally just damn sexy. And just like leo the thought of you too together ....../takes a cold shower  wink.gif

oh thank god, i like goth girls, they wear cool things and look sexy and.....


...room for one more in that cold shower?

If we carry on like this people will think we are in a relationship ............... ooops i let the cat out of the bag wink.gif
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post Jan 16 2004, 01:53 AM
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Fine, I will have to do it myself?

ME!! blink.gif



Ok.. Maybe not... laugh.gif

Ok... Definately not...
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post Jan 16 2004, 01:56 PM
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QUOTE (snoo @ Jan 16 2004, 12:15 AM)
Alex Zane??? YES PLEASE! I was gutted when I found out he was at V in Essex getting kisses with jack Osbourne (not from him) and I was stuck at V in Stafford...dammit! So close yet so far! Argh!

OMG! Yes he is adorable. When I saw him in the Boots adverts there was just something about him. I really don't know what though.

Hmmmmm kisses from Alex........

/me goes off to find very cold shower


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QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 15 2004, 06:13 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 14 2004, 04:47 PM)
The bestest reason to watch Men In Black.  And an even better one for watching the sequel (if Tommy Lee Jones in shorts doesn't do it for you...!)



Sultry pouting goddess Linda Fiorentino wub.gif

OMG her face looks like Michael Jacksons!!!! Leo your a sick puppy. blink.gif

i thought the exact same thing...taste's so hit and miss with our leo...i think his eye-sight's starting to go...poor wee lamb is getting on a bit though...tongue.gif


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QUOTE (EvilSpoon @ Jan 15 2004, 07:52 PM)
Fine, I will have to do it myself?

ME!! blink.gif



Ok.. Maybe not... laugh.gif

Ok... Definately not...

Who knew Evil Spoons could be so attractive? wink.gif


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post Jan 16 2004, 02:56 PM
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QUOTE (Rattgirl @ Jan 16 2004, 09:49 AM)
QUOTE (EvilSpoon @ Jan 15 2004, 07:52 PM)
Fine, I will have to do it myself?

ME!! blink.gif



Ok.. Maybe not... laugh.gif

Ok... Definately not...

Who knew Evil Spoons could be so attractive? wink.gif

I agree laugh.gif wink.gif


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post Jan 16 2004, 03:01 PM
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QUOTE (porcelainwarrior @ Jan 17 2004, 01:14 AM)
QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 15 2004, 06:13 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 14 2004, 04:47 PM)
The bestest reason to watch Men In Black. And an even better one for watching the sequel (if Tommy Lee Jones in shorts doesn't do it for you...!)



Sultry pouting goddess Linda Fiorentino wub.gif

OMG her face looks like Michael Jacksons!!!! Leo your a sick puppy. blink.gif

i thought the exact same thing...taste's so hit and miss with our leo...i think his eye-sight's starting to go...poor wee lamb is getting on a bit though...tongue.gif

Just because she has black hair that's as long as his?

I think she's alright, although not in Men In Black... all those dead people... *shudders*


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QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Jan 16 2004, 01:55 PM)
QUOTE (snoo @ Jan 16 2004, 12:15 AM)
Alex Zane??? YES PLEASE! I was gutted when I found out he was at V in Essex getting kisses with jack Osbourne (not from him) and I was stuck at V in Stafford...dammit! So close yet so far! Argh!

OMG! Yes he is adorable. When I saw him in the Boots adverts there was just something about him. I really don't know what though.

Hmmmmm kisses from Alex........

/me goes off to find very cold shower

do you think there is a backlog of boots ads floating around on the net anywhere? I HAVE to see it!!!!


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QUOTE (Tigersong @ Jan 15 2004, 11:14 PM)
Wait, did anyone else just have a spontaneous Catholic-boy-priest fantasy when Polo came in like that?

I know that I did.

Of course, Polo will probably tell me that is bad too and make me to more Hail Marys.

/me hopes

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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Jan 15 2004, 12:33 PM)
OH MY, WHAT A SURPRISE. You are BAD people for thinking these guys are anything but tweenage eye candy. Hear that? B-A-D. Three Hail Mary's, five Our Father's, a cold shower and a glimpse of Margaret Thatcher will be appropriate penance.

Oh please, I got over him in like grade 7 tongue.gif

Just thought they would be good selections....


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QUOTE (porcelainwarrior @ Jan 16 2004, 02:14 PM)
i thought the exact same thing...taste's so hit and miss with our leo...i think his eye-sight's starting to go...poor wee lamb is getting on a bit though...tongue.gif

Cheeky sod! tongue.gif

Anyways, now ya all mention it, I sort of agree... but I've gone off her now anyways... I've decided to replace her wi the only reason to watch Titanic. An I dun mean me namesake short-arsed Di Caprio sort...



Georgeous Pouting Kate Winslet! Rrrrrowlll!!!! wub.gif


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