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leopold
post Jan 14 2004, 05:21 PM
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Well, last night, onto the doormat dropped a letter.

From my solicitor.

With my Decree Absolute!

Now I'm totally divorced! Weeeeeeeeee!!!!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

Well, I say "Weeeeeee!!!!!", but it is a bit sad. To see the end of summat that once I truly believed in is a bit deflatin. But there again, at least now this bit of this chapter of me life is now sorted out, one less thing to worry about. Now all I hafta do is sell me house so I can pay off me ex...

An now I'm a free man again! Form an orderly queue, lay-dees! wink.gif laugh.gif


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post Jan 14 2004, 05:38 PM
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Good on yer, Lee. You're shot of something that's clearly been holding you back. Congrats :D


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post Jan 14 2004, 06:00 PM
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*cuts to the front of the line* biggrin.gif

Yay, or Awww, for the finality (depending on your mood at the moment tongue.gif).
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post Jan 14 2004, 06:17 PM
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I can truly say, as a woman who has almost feed herself from the ex from hell... CONGRATULATIONS! I know it stings a bit... but... it is a step forward. My ex moves out of our apartment Feb 29th... then I will be free at last!! Good Luck Leo!!!


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post Jan 14 2004, 06:23 PM
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Hey hey hey! We're clearly playing swapsies! You're no longer married, and as of Sunday, I will be!

Congrats and all that fella.


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post Jan 14 2004, 08:21 PM
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QUOTE (ravein @ Jan 14 2004, 06:16 PM)
I can truly say, as a woman who has almost feed herself from the ex from hell... CONGRATULATIONS!

...didn't taste good huh?? tongue.gif

go leo!! i now have competitiion as the most eligable bachelor-thingy.... biggrin.gif

...in my miiind


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post Jan 14 2004, 08:23 PM
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QUOTE (Jonman @ Jan 14 2004, 06:22 PM)
Hey hey hey! We're clearly playing swapsies! You're no longer married, and as of Sunday, I will be!

Wow...you're getting married that soon? ohmy.gif

And congrats, Leo! I bet it feels good to have it all over with at least. smile.gif

Edit: Oh! I forgot to get into the line! Grah! /me takes a place behind Spiff


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post Jan 14 2004, 08:28 PM
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*giggles and runs to get into the queue*

laugh.gif yay - good for you!

and wow jonman already? ohmy.gif ! laugh.gif


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post Jan 14 2004, 08:36 PM
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yeah

*grins*

In the best possible way, it's convienient to do it now - we're having a small, informal ceremony performed by a friend. It'll make us legally married, which given that I'm english and she's american, will make immigration into whichever country we end up staying in a breeze. The important thing to note is that we were going to do it anyway, so why not 'officially' do it now if it's going to make out lives (or life together, I should say) much less stressful.

There's a big gown'n'tux event planned for next year some time. Her a big white marshmellow - me, James Bond.


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post Jan 14 2004, 08:42 PM
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Awww...hehe. Well, congrats to you and the future Mrs. Jonman then! smile.gif


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post Jan 14 2004, 08:46 PM
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QUOTE (Jonman @ Jan 14 2004, 02:35 PM)
There's a big gown'n'tux event planned for next year some time. Her a big white marshmellow - me, James Bond.

lmao

I believe the phrase you're looking for is "She looks a bit... meringue."


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post Jan 14 2004, 08:55 PM
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The past behind, and the new life in. Congratultions Leo ..............just don't do what i do and call the new missus by the ex's name wink.gif (that was a HUGE fight) huh.gif
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post Jan 14 2004, 09:05 PM
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QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 14 2004, 01:54 PM)
The past behind, and the new life in. Congratultions Leo ..............just don't do what i do and call the new missus by the ex's name wink.gif (that was a HUGE fight) huh.gif

A simple solution - whenever a new girlfriend asks about your ex, make up some utterly outlandish name that no-one you've ever met had...
"oh her? Yeah, her name was Tallulaistix." That way, you'll never be caught! Hurrah!

Alternatively, only ever date women with the same name.


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post Jan 14 2004, 09:09 PM
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QUOTE (Jonman @ Jan 14 2004, 09:04 PM)
QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 14 2004, 01:54 PM)
The past behind, and the new life in. Congratultions Leo ..............just don't do what i do and call the new missus by the ex's name  wink.gif (that was a HUGE fight) huh.gif

A simple solution - whenever a new girlfriend asks about your ex, make up some utterly outlandish name that no-one you've ever met had...
"oh her? Yeah, her name was Tallulaistix." That way, you'll never be caught! Hurrah!

Alternatively, only ever date women with the same name.

My dad only ever dated Carols ........damn his genius. Johnman your an inspiration .......................but what do i say when i call them by someone elses name? wink.gif
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post Jan 14 2004, 09:24 PM
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QUOTE (Jonman @ Jan 14 2004, 03:04 PM)
QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 14 2004, 01:54 PM)
The past behind, and the new life in. Congratultions Leo ..............just don't do what i do and call the new missus by the ex's name  wink.gif (that was a HUGE fight) huh.gif

A simple solution - whenever a new girlfriend asks about your ex, make up some utterly outlandish name that no-one you've ever met had...
"oh her? Yeah, her name was Tallulaistix." That way, you'll never be caught! Hurrah!

Alternatively, only ever date women with the same name.

Ohhhh GOD TALLULAISTIX! Yes Yes YEEEES!

...

Ahem.

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post Jan 14 2004, 09:44 PM
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Big hugs to Leo and Jonman! Congrates to both of you. biggrin.gif


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post Jan 15 2004, 09:44 AM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jan 14 2004, 08:20 PM)
go leo!! i now have competitiion as the most eligable bachelor-thingy.... biggrin.gif

...in my miiind

Ya have no chance against me, make your time! All your base are belong to us!

*ahem*

No, seriously, I'm the sexiest man on the planet...

...in my miiiiind

Well, I'm the sexiest man in the country...

...in my miiiiind

Well, I'm the sexiest man in my house...






...in my miiiiind


/me looks around the forums

/me writes on hand

Must... be... more... original.


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post Jan 15 2004, 11:44 AM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jan 14 2004, 08:20 PM)
QUOTE (ravein @ Jan 14 2004, 06:16 PM)
I can truly say, as a woman who has almost feed herself from the ex from hell... CONGRATULATIONS!

...didn't taste good huh?? tongue.gif

go leo!! i now have competitiion as the most eligable bachelor-thingy.... biggrin.gif

...in my miiind

You're both eligible bachelors in my mind. If I'm looking for the older man there's Leo and the younger toy boy there's SPS!!!! laugh.gif wink.gif

Seriously Leo, congrats. I know how relieved my Mum was when her DA came through.

Good luck and put down those women! rolleyes.gif laugh.gif


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post Jan 15 2004, 01:52 PM
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QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 14 2004, 02:08 PM)
QUOTE (Jonman @ Jan 14 2004, 09:04 PM)
QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 14 2004, 01:54 PM)
The past behind, and the new life in. Congratultions Leo ..............just don't do what i do and call the new missus by the ex's name wink.gif (that was a HUGE fight) huh.gif

A simple solution - whenever a new girlfriend asks about your ex, make up some utterly outlandish name that no-one you've ever met had...
"oh her? Yeah, her name was Tallulaistix." That way, you'll never be caught! Hurrah!

Alternatively, only ever date women with the same name.

My dad only ever dated Carols ........damn his genius. Johnman your an inspiration .......................but what do i say when i call them by someone elses name? wink.gif

Well, let me say one thing - there's no recourse for using the wrong name during an 'intimate moment'. You're screwed, plain and simple. Using it in everyday life is nearly as bad, but you can at least claim that "I've got a rare form on Tourette's that causes me to confuse people's names. I'm probably should've told you that before Jeff."


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post Jan 15 2004, 02:23 PM
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*jumps up onto Leo's podium and takes up stance right by his elbow*


Okay all you women!!! As Leo's absolute and eternal Official Snuggle Slut, I must determine which of you is the most perfect for my Pimp Daddy Extraordinaire.


ALL THOSE WHO DO NOT FIND HIM UTTERLY ADORABLE AND INCREDIBLY INTICING FROM EVERY PERSPECTIVE AND ANGLE, LEAVE THE LINE NOW!!!!!!


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

*nuzzles under Leo's arm* ok I'm done...no worries, it was just a short in one of my fuses. Hi!!!!! Congratulations!!!! (that's coming from the divorced part of me)

And Congratulations to you too, Jon!


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post Jan 15 2004, 02:47 PM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jan 14 2004, 04:20 PM)
QUOTE (ravein @ Jan 14 2004, 06:16 PM)
I can truly say, as a woman who has almost feed herself from the ex from hell... CONGRATULATIONS!

...didn't taste good huh?? tongue.gif

go leo!! i now have competitiion as the most eligable bachelor-thingy.... biggrin.gif

...in my miiind

no it tasted like kaka tongue.gif
*mumbles* cant even let a girl make a mistake.... wink.gif

I just signed the lesbian equivalent of divorce papers... the "remove tenant from lease" form... YAY!!!!!! She is off my lease and off my back!!!


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post Jan 15 2004, 02:51 PM
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Hurrah! Now we're both free agents, Rave!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

So, wanna shack up with me, baby? wink.gif


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Congrats Leo! Let the next chapter be filled with more excitement and mystery! wooooo. laugh.gif


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QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 15 2004, 10:50 AM)
Hurrah! Now we're both free agents, Rave!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

So, wanna shack up with me, baby? wink.gif

*grabs pillow and hat*
lets go baby! think of it... Leo and raveins bachelor pad... women get in free after 5 pm... draft 50% off on Fridays wink.gif laugh.gif


It could work.... it really could....


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post Jan 15 2004, 02:57 PM
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QUOTE (ravein @ Jan 15 2004, 02:54 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 15 2004, 10:50 AM)
Hurrah!  Now we're both free agents, Rave!!  biggrin.gif  biggrin.gif

So, wanna shack up with me, baby? wink.gif

*grabs pillow and hat*
lets go baby! think of it... Leo and raveins bachelor pad... women get in free after 5 pm... draft 50% off on Fridays wink.gif laugh.gif


It could work.... it really could....

Hey, it really could!! Jus think, hon... all chicks and no blokes. How great would that be?? Wall to wall chicks we could both hit on. And if that failed, well we could jus hit on each other instead wink.gif


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