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post Jan 21 2004, 03:10 PM
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That's free booze for me.

I am halfway through doing my paper round (as all hardworking 16 year olds should do) and I saw an old man watering his plants. He needed help moving his microwave so I said I'd help out and help I did. He then gave me two bottles of ten year old french red wine as thanks.

Mmmm...*pours a glass for everyone and swigs out of the bottle*

I just came back to get a corkscrew so I can drink them while I finish my round.


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post Jan 21 2004, 03:19 PM
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Woah! *wishes he knew old men with old french wine*

Ah well, faithful spliff, ye hath n'er guide me wrong...

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post Jan 21 2004, 03:28 PM
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If it was me I wouldn't be advertising the fact that I was an underage drinker or drug user on a public forum. But that's just me smile.gif

Still, you really can't beat a nice bottle of red wine*

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post Jan 21 2004, 03:31 PM
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QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Jan 21 2004, 03:27 PM)
If it was me I wouldn't be advertising the fact that I was an underage drinker or drug user on a public forum.  But that's just me smile.gif

Heh, I'm guilty on both counts already. 'Snot like the Met are reading this...

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Edit: That is, guilty of admitting it, not guilty of doing it. Well, obviously guilty of doing it too, otherwise I wouldn't be admitting it...I'm going to go now...


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post Jan 21 2004, 04:17 PM
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Technically I'm allowed to drink it inside my own home, anyone above I think the age of 3 can do that. It's just buying it thats illegal for under 18's.

But walking around the streets swigging from a bottle isn't bad compared to the places I deliever the papers to. I do backstreets of SE London; I pass by crack houses with people lighting up in the windows, people doing graphitii in broad daylight, and a massage palour (I wonder what goes on there, especially in some dodgy side road.

Compared to that then one underage kid swigging from a wine bottle doesn't seem like such a big issue.


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post Jan 21 2004, 04:19 PM
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Haha. Where you deliver papers sounds like my neighbourhood.. or.. most of London. Yes.


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post Jan 21 2004, 04:23 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jan 21 2004, 04:16 PM)
Compared to that then one underage kid swigging from a wine bottle doesn't seem like such a big issue.

It twas a joke! smile.gif

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post Jan 21 2004, 04:30 PM
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QUOTE (darkspree @ Jan 21 2004, 04:18 PM)
Haha. Where you deliver papers sounds like my neighbourhood.. or.. most of London. Yes.

The lad said SE London, Han-rah - that pretty much is our neighbourhood.


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post Jan 21 2004, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Jan 21 2004, 04:29 PM)
The lad said SE London, Han-rah - that pretty much is our neighbourhood.

Hush you. I'm being sociable:P And I want his wine.. and his body.. Okay.. I don't know about that but ya know.. I'm ILL and that means I'm going a teeenyy bit crazzyy.

AND anyway.. I don't live in the SE.. I live.. here. Sean..RAH.


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post Jan 21 2004, 04:33 PM
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QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Jan 21 2004, 04:22 PM)
It twas a joke! smile.gif

Never mind.

Hehe, whoops. Well I didover emphasise the crack houses but the massage palour bit is true.


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post Jan 21 2004, 04:39 PM
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QUOTE (darkspree @ Jan 21 2004, 04:31 PM)
AND anyway.. I don't live in the SE.. I live.. here. Sean..RAH.

Yeah, in the E. That sounds silly. In the East. South-east is quite near East, you know.
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post Jan 21 2004, 04:40 PM
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Lewisham, the land of Kings.


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post Jan 21 2004, 04:42 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jan 21 2004, 04:39 PM)
Lewisham, the land of Kings.

I wonder what Land Leytonstone is of...probably nothing much in particular.


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post Jan 21 2004, 04:42 PM
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Um. I don't know anything about areas of London even though I live somewhere in London. So is that a good place to live? I mean.. the massage palour adds a bit o' class..

There's a 'gym' *coughcough* down my high road.


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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Jan 21 2004, 04:41 PM)
I wonder what Land Leytonstone is of...probably nothing much in particular.

Leytonstone The Land Of Mad Hatter Hobos.

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post Jan 21 2004, 04:49 PM
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QUOTE (darkspree @ Jan 21 2004, 04:41 PM)
So is that a good place to live?

Put it this way, my friend came to visit me one day. She was mugged for her CD player on the journey there, and then mugged for her phone on the way back home. I wasn't suprised, my phone is almost always in my sock or underwear.


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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jan 21 2004, 04:48 PM)
Put it this way, my friend came to visit me one day. She was mugged for her CD player on the journey there, and then mugged for her phone on the way back home. I wasn't suprised, my phone is almost always in my sock or underwear.

So. That's not goood. Also the whole phone in your sock or underwear thing sounds mighty uncomfortable.


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post Jan 21 2004, 04:55 PM
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Well I could just put it somewhere out of sight or turned off, but I like the thrill when I get a text message.


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post Jan 21 2004, 04:57 PM
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Hahaa. Wouldn't the thrill be much more for women? Hold up. *has idea* Hm. I miight have to try this phone in the underwear thing, just to see what you feel.. of course. Not to gain ANY pleasure out of it. No.

Yess Hannah.. *steps away and finds phone*


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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jan 21 2004, 04:39 PM)
Lewisham, the land of Kings.

My best friend Emma lives in Lewisham!!!!!! She is tiny and has arse length black hair, sometimes with purple bits in it. She occasionally wanders round in pvc.
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QUOTE (saucy_tara @ Jan 21 2004, 06:42 PM)
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jan 21 2004, 04:39 PM)
Lewisham, the land of Kings.

My best friend Emma lives in Lewisham!!!!!! She is tiny and has arse length black hair, sometimes with purple bits in it. She occasionally wanders round in pvc.
Look out for her!!!!!

Can't say I have seen her around. If I do meet this Emma (I'm sure she'll stand out amungst all the dyed blonds) I'll wave at her frantically and tell her that Saucy says hi.


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