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MistressAlti
post Jan 22 2004, 07:45 PM
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Yeah, there's this lovely bug going around right now, I'm sure everyone wants to hear about things coming out of every available oriface and whatnot. The entire Academy's coming down with it, I'm in the beginning stages myself, it's gross. Yet kinda funny in its own small way.

My friend Troxel wrote the following email to his government professor to get an excused absence. I fell over laughing.

"I apologize in advance for not attending class today, but I seem to have caught the systematic flu that has been spreading among my wing. I am now the fourth, I beleive, and I have been debating for half an hour on my ability to go to class...and now I've decided definitely I'm unable to make it across campus. I have trouble making it to the rest room. I'm sure you would prefer I didn't come, either. In fact, it took three sittings to write this email. I'm going to go curl up and try not to die, now. Have a good day. smile.gif "

His professor's response:

"Ok, ok, excused absence. For the future, that's just a bit more information than I need."

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post Jan 22 2004, 08:16 PM
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Ooh...so sorry for that lovely illness.
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I remember when I was 10 years old, I caught a virus from a girl at camp. The virus itself is releated to mononucleosis, but has the most perverse name ever (which didn't help that I was at the age when some dirty jokes started making sense)...it's called....................................................



The Cock Sacky Virus... laugh.gif

I mean, how on earth do you come up with a name like that for a virus??? I have no idea... blink.gif


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post Jan 22 2004, 08:28 PM
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QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Jan 22 2004, 07:44 PM)
Yeah, there's this lovely bug going around right now, I'm sure everyone wants to hear about things coming out of every available oriface and whatnot. The entire Academy's coming down with it, I'm in the beginning stages myself, it's gross. Yet kinda funny in its own small way.

My friend Troxel wrote the following email to his government professor to get an excused absence. I fell over laughing.

"I apologize in advance for not attending class today, but I seem to have caught the systematic flu that has been spreading among my wing.  I am now the fourth, I beleive, and I have been debating for half an hour on my ability to go to class...and now I've decided definitely I'm unable to make it across campus.  I have trouble making it to the rest room.  I'm sure you would prefer I didn't come, either. In fact, it took three sittings to write this email.  I'm going to go curl up and try not to die, now.  Have a good day. smile.gif "

His professor's response:

"Ok, ok, excused absence.  For the future, that's just a bit more information than I need."

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laugh.gif What a cool email!

I've been off work all week this week - YAY! Except it's not really "yay!" at all cos I've got some random virus and even getting out of bed is tiring! At least I've got my p.c. for company!!

*curls up arounds p.c. and starts to purr*

I've looked at all the Mata stuff that I can and have now moved on to Edward Gorey - his stuff is soooo cool, I want it all! I've already got 3 E.G. bats but I want pictures and earrings and mousemats and....... (etc., etc. wanders around and around muttering about all the new stuff she wants!)


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post Jan 22 2004, 10:30 PM
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That is GREAT. I've done similar things with jobs. But that was over the phone.

Here's a hint kids: When calling into a job and you DONT want them asking questions, simply use the magic word. Diarrhea (sp?)

Smooth move on Troxel's part!

Missy, sorry to hear about that illness.

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That is the SUCK. We had a nasty illness flu thingy thingy sweep through walmart last month and it just did NOT let up. I wish you the best, and that you recover QUICKLY! Because a Sick Missy means a Sad Aries!


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post Jan 23 2004, 02:58 AM
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Ya, that went around our area as well. I think though up north in Ontario is more screwed than us anyway. Why you ask? Well according to my Bio teacher, she said there's a nasty virus there that can make you have Projectile Diarrhea blink.gif

*shudder*
Thank goodness I do not live up north.


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post Jan 23 2004, 03:05 AM
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That letter is hilarious. Well, hilarious is an understatement, but nevermind. o_o; Erlack... Virus SUCK... >_<! Anywho, sorry t'hear that you guys seem to have caught it. The flu was running around my class for a while, and now I think the strep is circulating as well, and mono. Luckily, we've missed stomach viruses so far, but I'm practically positive it's only a matter of time. -___-; *sigh* I myself have been rather lucky this season, and I hope you're all in good health... *hugs* And if anyone is sick, GET BETTER, DURNIT! ;_; *gives you hot chicken noodle soup*


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post Jan 23 2004, 03:25 AM
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Ugh... food... no chicken noodle soup, please, I'll only end up seeing it again. laugh.gif

It's not a pretty sight. But... somehow, the communal feeling of illness around here is comforting. And amusing. What's funny about acids and partly digested foods leaking out of everywhere, I dunno... but it is.
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post Jan 23 2004, 05:34 AM
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um... im sure if i had the illness id find it mighty funny, but since youre the one who has it you have my sympathy sad.gif . funny email, though. hope he and you feel beter soon.


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post Jan 23 2004, 11:44 AM
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Sorry to hear that Missy. I had (in fact probably still do) glandular fever last year. I contracted it on 2nd January and was ill for.....er....forever. I came down with nasty vomiting bout of the flu at least one a month every month for 6 months and now every time I get a cold or even a sniffle of any illness I'm knocked for six! mad.gif

You have my sympathy mate! smile.gif


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post Jan 25 2004, 08:08 PM
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OMFG, I want to die.

Threw up 5 times in a 4-hour period, high fever's got me so oversensitive to light, sound, and touch that I've done nothing but lie in bed and run to the bathroom all day.

Argh. Someone kill me now.
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post Jan 25 2004, 09:26 PM
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No! We can't kill you! We wurve ya too much! biggrin.gif

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post Jan 25 2004, 10:05 PM
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Eeek... I've had that in the past... I swear it was one of the worst experiences I've ever had in my entire life... Oversensitive is an understatement at that point... I feel your pain, Missy. *hugs* ;__; Feel better soon! Very, very soon! <3


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post Jan 28 2004, 12:13 AM
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Oh dear. here, have a Stomach Flu Medicine cake!! *hands you the cake* Even though it's food, it's medicinal powers will keep you from puking it back up! laugh.gif


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