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post Jan 29 2004, 03:31 PM
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There was this crazy guy at my college standing in the middle of the green on a box talking about how we're all sinners and how we're all going to Hell and that women who wear skirts ar sex fiends and other crap. Hearing this, I've decided to get a hold of a kilt and boxers with my clan's colors and wear it to school and see if people think I'm a sex fiend. Is that too much of a statement? I want to get the kilt and boxers anyway, but I'm not sure if they'd be aperpo for such a statement. Ah, well. If not, I'll wear it to school anyway for the hell of it.


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post Jan 29 2004, 03:41 PM
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Bah - this is the kind of kilt you want...

The Utilikilt

I may be getting me one this weekend....

And drop the boxers. If you're going to wear a kilt, be a man about it. Commando, or comman-don'tbother.


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post Jan 29 2004, 05:51 PM
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go for it!

who cares what people think? Just go out there and make an arse of yourself...it's all good fun, I'd do it but I don't have legs tongue.gif


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post Jan 29 2004, 11:13 PM
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kilt = sexy, and im very into the leather one....


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post Jan 30 2004, 12:17 AM
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QUOTE (Jonman @ Jan 29 2004, 10:40 AM)
And drop the boxers. If you're going to wear a kilt, be a man about it. Commando, or comman-don'tbother.

But I don't want to traumatize/convert to lesbianism the females that may see my junk.


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post Jan 30 2004, 12:32 AM
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QUOTE (Righteous @ Jan 29 2004, 07:16 PM)
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And drop the boxers. If you're going to wear a kilt, be a man about it. Commando, or comman-don'tbother.

But I don't want to traumatize/convert to lesbianism the females that may see my junk.

Oh common! This is too priceless!!! laugh.gif Seriously just flash the guy and all will be well biggrin.gif


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post Jan 30 2004, 12:56 AM
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Ahh, people on soap boxes. He had to use green too, didn't he? Ahh well. I hate people preaching so I'd say go all out for it! Just rememeber that some of us (since I don't know what everyone on here says) are behind you all the way....litterally tongue.gif


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post Jan 30 2004, 12:59 AM
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The green is the "designated" free speach area. That's why he was at the green.


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post Jan 30 2004, 01:04 AM
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'k i'm confuzeled... was the crazy guy talking about short skirts or skirts in general? 'cause a regular skirt is universally considered a modest female garment. nuns and little old grannies were skirts! when women first started wearing pants it was considered "ewy cross-dressing" (yes that was exactly what they said!) by a lot of people. so ya, he wasn't just a conservative nut, he was also insane.

unless he was talking about short skirts. in which case, that means you have weather that allows for short skirts. and then i am jealous. i want weather that's condusive to wearing amoral clothing!!


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post Jan 30 2004, 03:27 AM
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QUOTE (Righteous @ Jan 29 2004, 04:16 PM)
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And drop the boxers. If you're going to wear a kilt, be a man about it. Commando, or comman-don'tbother.

But I don't want to traumatize/convert to lesbianism the females that may see my junk.

If you're bold and/or confident enough to make that statement as you suggested, then you must certainly be bold enough to go all the way with it. Who the hell cares if anyone sees your "junk"? It's their problem if they're offended by it.


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post Jan 30 2004, 03:40 AM
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who says that anybody will see your junk 'cause your not wearing boxers? just don't pull a marylin munroe or climb any ladders and no one will even know!

...unless you flash like tigerlily suggests, in which case you'd probably get arrested... so that's probably a bad idea.

finally, on a college campus, a flasher isn't likely to cause a great deal of offense- i'd expect a mixture of laughter and mild annoyance myself.


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post Jan 30 2004, 11:58 PM
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Interesante.... he sounds... like one of those sycopaths on the subway...


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post Jan 31 2004, 12:14 AM
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QUOTE (jicama @ Jan 29 2004, 10:39 PM)
finally, on a college campus, a flasher isn't likely to cause a great deal of offense- i'd expect a mixture of laughter and mild annoyance myself.

You haven't been to my college, dear. I lost a job at the campus radio station for telling a chick she was hot.


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post Jan 31 2004, 12:37 AM
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QUOTE (Righteous @ Jan 31 2004, 12:13 AM)
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finally, on a college campus, a flasher isn't likely to cause a great deal of offense- i'd expect a mixture of laughter and mild annoyance myself.

You haven't been to my college, dear. I lost a job at the campus radio station for telling a chick she was hot.

that's insane!

surely there is some really old law somewhere that everyone has forgotten about that classes that as unfair dismissal or summit...can't be right!

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post Jan 31 2004, 01:21 AM
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wow. a friend of mine lost his community (we don't have a campus radio, but this one might as well be!) radio show after letting another friend on the show more than once that swore a lot and dissed one of the major sponsers.

what college do you go to that allows crazy skirt talk, but not telling a girl you think she looks attractive?


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post Jan 31 2004, 06:14 PM
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Your not a proper mna if you wear anything under a kilt! mad.gif Well that's what they say anyway. rolleyes.gif If your going do it though you gat to do it proper like. biggrin.gif Those utilikilts are cool I'm going to tell all the blokes I know about them cause Kilts are way sexy! wub.gif


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post Feb 1 2004, 12:25 AM
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Hearing this, I've decided to get a hold of a kilt and boxers with my clan's colors and wear it to school and see if people think I'm a sex fiend. Is that too much of a statement?


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Your not a proper mna if you wear anything under a kilt!  Well that's what they say anyway.  If your going do it though you gat to do it proper like. 


lmao, I don't think it's too much of a statement I think that that's great! Except instead of boxers I think you should wear hot green/pink spandex underneath!....Actually I've seen some hot leapord print spandex too at my crew meets.

*giggles* so if you must wear anything underneath - make it spandex! it's the only way to go.

My friend kristen wheres her spandex commando, and has convinced everyone to do the same. We randomly wear spandex underneath our clothes (shorts, skirts, pants) just for the hell of it. laugh.gif


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post Feb 1 2004, 01:48 AM
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QUOTE (Righteous @ Jan 29 2004, 10:30 AM)
There was this crazy guy at my college standing in the middle of the green on a box talking about how we're all sinners and how we're all going to Hell and that women who wear skirts ar sex fiends and other crap. Hearing this, I've decided to get a hold of a kilt and boxers with my clan's colors and wear it to school and see if people think I'm a sex fiend. Is that too much of a statement? I want to get the kilt and boxers anyway, but I'm not sure if they'd be aperpo for such a statement. Ah, well. If not, I'll wear it to school anyway for the hell of it.

lmfao! That guy's an idiot. Yes, wear your kilt! Kilts are very cool.

*sports my clan colors* The Stewarts! Yay!


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post Feb 22 2004, 07:59 PM
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wear thy kilt with pride! and if anyone gives you hassle say you are celebrating something, scottish ancestry day, or something similar...that usually works! if it doesnt, hehehe, just say the words 'discrimination' and 'lawsuit'...in a sentence, fairly close together...that usually works also!

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post Feb 23 2004, 07:10 AM
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QUOTE (jicama @ Jan 30 2004, 08:20 PM)
what college do you go to that allows crazy skirt talk, but not telling a girl you think she looks attractive?

I go to the University of North Florida in Jacksonville, Florida. It's apparently free spech unless you're working in some kind of organization; then you void your right to speak your mind.

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if anyone gives you hassle say you are celebrating something, scottish ancestry day, or something similar

I am of Scottish ancestry (my grandfather was born in Cupar, Fife), but I doubt anyone will believe that there's a special day for it.


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