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post Feb 13 2004, 06:19 PM
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I have no idea who made this, or where it came from ............. (these things just turn up in my email!) but it's good.


Words of wisdom.....

Dana

From the mouths of babes....

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with. Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then. Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids. Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. --
Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. --
Craig, age 8

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that. -- Curt, age 9

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my ! wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. --
Theodore, age 8

(2) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys needsomeone
to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --
Kelvin, age 8


And the #1 favorite is...

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1) Tell you wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
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post Feb 13 2004, 08:46 PM
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ah my...that's a rare gem! the things the wee sprogs come out with sometimes rolleyes.gif


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post Feb 14 2004, 12:25 AM
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*laughs* the things the darling children say these days.. so true.. so true *giggle*

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(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10


smart boy.. i didnt figure that one out untill recently O_O but its true.. most people are too afraid to express themselves truthfully on a date... wish it wasnt like that.. but thats life


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post Feb 14 2004, 02:49 AM
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... WOW, man, the compliments I get from ten year olds... I'll have to go back and rethink what they REALLY meant.. lol ... truck, my ass... I mean... lol...

Some o' them kiddies are rather cynical, iddn't they?

And since WHEN do 8 year olds know about SEX, HUH? *glares* My brother is 8. *claps hands over little ears* That's waaaay too young. ;_;


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post Feb 19 2004, 10:10 AM
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Most kids these days know what masturbation is when their 10. That is the disturbing thing. I was 12!

It's funny how most of them are true. But isn't faking your death a bit drastic because of a bad date?
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