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Cath Sparrow
post Feb 23 2004, 10:32 PM
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Right if you have any useless but INTERESTING!!!! information why don't you store it in this here archive!

For example did you know a pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes?

Any way you get the idea.


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CommieBastard
post Feb 23 2004, 10:33 PM
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A duck's quack does not echo.


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post Feb 23 2004, 10:38 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Feb 23 2004, 10:32 PM)
A duck's quack does not echo.

yes it does. you just dont get many ducks in caves

At the north pole/somewhere cold I cant actually remember.. you cannot catch a cold, 'cos its too cold for the cold germs.


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post Feb 23 2004, 10:44 PM
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It is impossible for a pig to look up at the sky

In one city in the states there is a law which states
"Anyone found detonating a Nuclear Device within the city limits is liable for a fine not exceeding $5000"


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post Feb 23 2004, 10:47 PM
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In England its Legal to shoot a welshman outside the city gates after dark except on a Sunday.


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post Feb 23 2004, 10:49 PM
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Did you know there's no proper name for the back of the knees? ph34r.gif


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post Feb 23 2004, 10:52 PM
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there are 57 ways to kill someone with a paperclip


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post Feb 23 2004, 10:58 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Feb 23 2004, 10:46 PM)
In England its Legal to shoot a welshman outside the city gates after dark except on a Sunday.

I always thought it was a scotsman unsure.gif


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Feb 23 2004, 11:36 PM
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QUOTE (crazymat @ Feb 23 2004, 10:57 PM)
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Feb 23 2004, 10:46 PM)
In England its Legal to shoot a welshman outside the city gates after dark except on a Sunday.

I always thought it was a scotsman unsure.gif

I always knew it as Welshman...well one of us must be right.

Other England laws include:

Every boy over the age of 14 must do an hours Longbow practice for the army every day.

It is a legal requirement for taxis to carry a bale of hay in their boot.


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Sir Maxerpopple
post Feb 24 2004, 01:58 AM
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Every boy over the age of 14 must do an hours Longbow practice for the army every day.
The english were the only european nation to really use archers. Good for the english, it helped them win many a battle.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.lucky pig

A lion can mate 50 times a day.

A piece of paper cannot be folded in half more than seven times.

There are over 4200 religions.

A great number of people who read this post will try to fold a piece of paper more than seven times.


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OishiiOtaku
post Feb 24 2004, 02:07 AM
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Penguins have sex only once a year.

The pope was named an honorary globe trotter.

In New Jersey, It's illegal to throw pickles into the streets.

You lose half a calorie every time you smile.

Most of the people that just read that will smile after reading it.

Cops use to clean blood off the highway with coke(as in the soda, not the drug).


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gothictheysay
post Feb 24 2004, 02:32 AM
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Actually, I believe a lion can mate more than that...but I only figured that out from watching standup comedy, so I wouldn't trust me. Also, I'd love that list of 57 ways to kill someone with a paperclip. ph34r.gif


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OishiiOtaku
post Feb 24 2004, 02:41 AM
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QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Feb 24 2004, 02:31 AM)
Also, I'd love that list of 57 ways to kill someone with a paperclip. ph34r.gif

I hope snoo is smart and doesnt post that link, otherwise on the news tomorrow there will be a story on a series of paperclip related murders all across the world.

Now that i think about that, It sounds like a great idea. Please do post that list.


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post Feb 24 2004, 03:42 AM
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green ink was invented in canada

twinkies smell like burnt plastic if you microwave them

dark chocolate is a more effective anti oxidant than red wine

merely sniffing dark chocolate will also boost the levels of antibodies in your system

dogs aren't completly colour blind- they can see blue and green hues very well


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post Feb 24 2004, 03:46 AM
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Only 6% of animal testing is for scientific purposes. (I really don't like that one sad.gif)

Rats have the reasoning ability of a 2 and a half year old human child.

I'm listing these off the top of my head and I can't think of anymore.
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post Feb 24 2004, 01:44 PM
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the lighter was invented before the match

it's impossible to lick your elbow

2004 is the 600th anniversary of the first parliament in Wales

and that's my lot for today


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post Feb 24 2004, 02:48 PM
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'live' is 'evil' spelled backwards

'lived' is 'devil' spelled backwards


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post Feb 24 2004, 02:50 PM
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The intestinal track of a shrimp is called the mud vain.

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it's impossible to lick your elbow

Even for Gene Simmons?


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post Feb 24 2004, 03:05 PM
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The scoopy part of a spoon is called a bowl. (this tidbit of info earned Commie a cookie once.)

With your arms stretched out all the way your height can be measured from your middle fingertip to the other middle finger tip.

Jogging breaks down breast tissue.

I don't jog.

My boobs still sag.


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post Feb 24 2004, 03:15 PM
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Apperently, lolo's boobs sag.


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post Feb 24 2004, 03:26 PM
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My friend Matt broke his middle finger skateboarding (something he loves) two years to the day after he broke the bones in his wrist and forearm climbing trees (something he used to love).

This isn't completely useless considering the two-year anniversary of his breaking his middle finger is coming up soon...I'll keep you guys posted.


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post Feb 24 2004, 04:31 PM
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You can call a 4 pronged garden instrument anything you like, its still a fork.

More truth in that one than I'd care to mention...


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post Feb 24 2004, 04:46 PM
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Your shoe size is the length of your for arm from your wrist to your elbow.

Chocolate is an excellent source of potassium as are bananas

It is illegal for a young male to look at a naked manequin.

It was illegal to for men to have gay sex in england during the victorian era onwards. It was not illegal for women. Queen Victoria said that lesbians did not exist. Therefore it was pointless to have a law against it

Monosyllabic has 5 syllables


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OishiiOtaku
post Feb 24 2004, 05:04 PM
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QUOTE (Faerieryn @ Feb 24 2004, 04:45 PM)
Your shoe size is the length of your for arm from your wrist to your elbow.

That was in pretty woman!


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Cath Sparrow
post Feb 24 2004, 06:54 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Feb 23 2004, 10:46 PM)
In England its Legal to shoot a welshman outside the city gates after dark except on a Sunday.

I'm afraid my darling you have this one wrong

What it actually is
Is it's legal to shoot a Welsh man INSIDE the city walls after dark with a long bow in Chester. biggrin.gif

It might apply else where in England but it's definatly inside the walls. wink.gif

I new this was a good idea! biggrin.gif


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