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post Feb 29 2004, 12:40 PM
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It is strange that whenever I tell something that I want something, I seem to act the exact opposite five minutes later. I told a girl who we are sort of friends that I am not looking for a relationship of any kind, after being horrifically used and dumped by my last girlfriend.

Later that night, after a film (Inferno Affairs - great film a must see) and a drink or two (3 litres of cheap cider) and a deep theological convosation (about why the 24 hour Tesco was closed on a saturday night) we realised that we had been on a date of some sorts and I asked her out on another one... Score.

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post Feb 29 2004, 01:46 PM
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post Feb 29 2004, 01:51 PM
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That has to be like....the perfect date (except for the cider....want nice drink, like lager), casanova move over tongue.gif

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post Feb 29 2004, 02:04 PM
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I think there was a bottle of Grolsh somewhere along the lines...


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post Feb 29 2004, 02:11 PM
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Nice one! *returns high five*

BTW, Hollywood is already working on a remake of Infernal Affairs. I think it's supposed to have Brad Pitt in it.


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post Feb 29 2004, 02:22 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Feb 29 2004, 02:10 PM)
BTW, Hollywood is already working on a remake of Infernal Affairs. I think it's supposed to have Brad Pitt in it.

*groans* I hate good films when Hollywoodised. I'm sure they may be some examples out there but I am one of those who will always prefer the original of a film.


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post Feb 29 2004, 03:07 PM
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Aaarrr! How sweet! nice one! wub.gif

AAaahhh! the eternal question of why the 24hr supermarket closes saturday night aways a good topic of conversation! biggrin.gif


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post Feb 29 2004, 04:40 PM
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False Alarm

I just recieved a message from Mrs Spoon. She has thought about it and says that although she likes me she doesn't want to go out with and have a relationship with me because I'm not Christian. We are still friends though.

Glad it was nipped in the bud now rather than crashing and burning into the ditch like everyother relationship I've had recently. Still...so close.


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post Feb 29 2004, 05:38 PM
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Aarr! Well Never mind! *hugs*


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post Feb 29 2004, 09:02 PM
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See? christians don't drink cheap cider! tongue.gif

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post Feb 29 2004, 09:05 PM
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How else was I going to get her drunk? On only £3 might I add!


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post Feb 29 2004, 10:12 PM
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post Feb 29 2004, 11:11 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Feb 29 2004, 09:04 PM)
How else was I going to get her drunk? On only £3 might I add!

bottle of meths is only a couple of quid tongue.gif


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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Feb 29 2004, 11:10 PM)
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Feb 29 2004, 09:04 PM)
How else was I going to get her drunk? On only £3 might I add!

bottle of meths is only a couple of quid tongue.gif

You charmer, you...


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post Feb 29 2004, 11:54 PM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Feb 29 2004, 11:21 PM)
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Feb 29 2004, 11:10 PM)
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Feb 29 2004, 09:04 PM)
How else was I going to get her drunk? On only £3 might I add!

bottle of meths is only a couple of quid tongue.gif

You charmer, you...

Note to self: Bulk buy Meths...


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post Mar 1 2004, 01:42 AM
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QUOTE
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post Mar 1 2004, 12:44 PM
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one of my best friends got in a situation like that, except the bloke she fancied liked another girl who played the whole "you're not a christian" card but still kept him hanging on. beatch.
indeed, so close *hugs* but it's ok, you've still got your e-wifey. and i still luv ya tongue.gif


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post Mar 1 2004, 06:37 PM
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QUOTE (spiffilicious05 @ Mar 1 2004, 01:41 AM)
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because I'm not Christian


?!?! ohmy.gif

She sort of saw my alter and got freaked out.

QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Mar 1 2004 @ 12:43 PM)
one of my best friends got in a situation like that, except the bloke she fancied liked another girl who played the whole "you're not a christian" card but still kept him hanging on. beatch.
indeed, so close *hugs* but it's ok, you've still got your e-wifey. and i still luv ya   tongue.gif


The "card"? is it a spescial tactic she used to get out of it?

And my e-wife...I can't remember who she is. I really hope she isn't reading this after spending all that money on me.

EDIT: It's Cath by the way. I just remembered. Hiya hunny! *huggles his wife* you still lurve meh right?

This post has been edited by MrTeapot: Mar 1 2004, 06:38 PM


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post Mar 1 2004, 06:49 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Mar 1 2004, 06:36 PM)
QUOTE (spiffilicious05 @ Mar 1 2004, 01:41 AM)
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because I'm not Christian


?!?! ohmy.gif

She sort of saw my alter and got freaked out.

QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Mar 1 2004 @ 12:43 PM)
one of my best friends got in a situation like that, except the bloke she fancied liked another girl who played the whole "you're not a christian" card but still kept him hanging on. beatch.
indeed, so close *hugs* but it's ok, you've still got your e-wifey. and i still luv ya tongue.gif


The "card"? is it a spescial tactic she used to get out of it?

And my e-wife...I can't remember who she is. I really hope she isn't reading this after spending all that money on me.

EDIT: It's Cath by the way. I just remembered. Hiya hunny! *huggles his wife* you still lurve meh right?

We not e-married yet sweetie! tongue.gif

I'll have to think about wheather I still luv you seeing as you forgot!!! dry.gif unsure.gif biggrin.gif


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post Mar 1 2004, 07:09 PM
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Well I lurve you anyway. We can just be e-shagbuddies.


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post Mar 1 2004, 07:17 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Mar 1 2004, 07:08 PM)
Well I lurve you anyway. We can just be e-shagbuddies.

Oh! Alright! I'll Let you off! biggrin.gif tongue.gif *hugs!*


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