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post Feb 29 2004, 02:16 PM
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My parents are going away to Barcelona next weekend. I plan to throw a house party next saturday night and I have no idea what to do. Here is my general plan...

1) Rules: the main one being "If you don't leave drunk then you don't leave at all."
Others being generally about not stabbing me or throwing breakable stuff.
2) Drinkage: Everyone brings some drink, or money for drink. If everyone brings some then everyone shares.
3) Music, Loud and Rock. \m/ Nuff said. People bring their CDs and mark them.
4) Valuables hidden away...you can never have enough bubble wrap.

What am I missing?


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post Feb 29 2004, 03:03 PM
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Do your parents know your having a party if not here are some surgestions
Have a room which is completely out of bounds and put anything breakable or that you would worry about being damaged in there.
Watch your sound volume cause if your nieghbour complain your perants will find out you've had the party.
Leave yourself LOTS of time to clear up the next day cause there WILL be clearing up to do!


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post Feb 29 2004, 03:06 PM
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Cheers Cath, I'll make places like my parents rooms out of bounds. My own room is too, as I am deeply ashamed of my manchester united wallpaper. I start the party on Saturday night, and parents return Monday night so I have the whole of Sunday and Monday afternoon to clear up.

About the sound, I'll just warn neighbours in advance myself that there will be music fairly loud until late.


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post Feb 29 2004, 03:10 PM
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Cool! Glad I could help if I think of anything else I'll let you know!

Oh! Dont have alcholic jelly it's a complete bugger to get out the carpet!!! dry.gif


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post Feb 29 2004, 03:11 PM
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That reminds me...food. Snacks? Crisps and the like? How much of it?


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post Feb 29 2004, 03:14 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Feb 29 2004, 03:10 PM)
That reminds me...food. Snacks? Crisps and the like? How much of it?

A few bag of crips and stuff but not to much. Vomit ICKY!!! and just say to the people to bring there own if they want any or it just get expensive for you!


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post Feb 29 2004, 03:16 PM
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Good plan.

You must speak from experience. Any stories to tell?


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post Feb 29 2004, 03:37 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Feb 29 2004, 03:15 PM)
Good plan.

You must speak from experience. Any stories to tell?

Me no I'm innocent!!! tongue.gif

My 25th was fun had a Halloween party no perants to deal with (was at uni) but very annoying landlady (we weren't surposed to have parties)! Daft bat!! We had a coridor between the outside front door and the inside front door so we drapped cobwebs up it which you had to climb through to get in. But this was also the party I lernt jelly is a sod to get out of the carpet! we also managed to blow the upstairs lights so ended up with candles in the bathroom. The thing was though we cleaned the house on the sunday and over the week the house got a bit messy again cause we'd been busy what with ti being are final year and the landlady came rund on the friday with the fire officer to check the house and the next time I saw her she accused us of having a party the night before she came round as if we be that daft! we'd actually been in the pub the night before! dry.gif


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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Feb 29 2004, 03:15 PM)
Good plan.

You must speak from experience. Any stories to tell?

One warning - make sure the house isn't TOO clean. My parents always used to know when I'd had a party because they'd get home and the house would be absolutely spotless.

Dead giveaway that one! biggrin.gif


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post Feb 29 2004, 04:22 PM
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Haha, no chance of the house being too spotless. I'm a lazy bugger.
I'll leave out some dirty plates and a few empty sprite cans.


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post Feb 29 2004, 06:18 PM
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1) Put everything that might conceivably be broken into a safe place. This includes anything that isn't a stout piece of furniture or isn't nailed down. If you can't fall on it without breaking it, it probably shouldn't be on display.
2) Have lots of cleaning equipment ready - like paper towels, mops, J-cloths, washing-up liquid, toilet paper, kitchen paper, soap, etc
3) Try to keep people in rooms without carpets
4) Have roll-up mattresses and so on ready for people to crash onto
5) Don't let your friends leave until they help start tidying up
6) Provide only liquids and dry foods - mushy stuff is a pain in the arse to get out
7) Have fun (I feel stupid saying that - how could you not have fun with alcohol!?)
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post Feb 29 2004, 06:32 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Feb 29 2004, 06:17 PM)
1) Put everything that might conceivably be broken into a safe place. This includes anything that isn't a stout piece of furniture or isn't nailed down. If you can't fall on it without breaking it, it probably shouldn't be on display.
2) Have lots of cleaning equipment ready - like paper towels, mops, J-cloths, washing-up liquid, toilet paper, kitchen paper, soap, etc
3) Try to keep people in rooms without carpets
7) Have fun (I feel stupid saying that - how could you not have fun with alcohol!?)

Okay my day seems to be a loopy rollercoster. You wouldn't know this but the girl I am obsessed about is coming to the party. She said she will and in the UK a verbal agreemant is a legally binding thinggyawhatsit if she doesn't turn up I will sue for breach of contract.

I need a way of getting pretty much everything from the living room to the upstairs rooms. I'll have people help out I guess. Looks like I've got a bit of shopping to do Saturday morning.

I have no rooms without carpets! The only exception is the kitchen but no one goes in there blink.gif


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post Feb 29 2004, 07:26 PM
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Well, if you have no rooms without carpets, then buy yourself some Resolve Spot Shot. Tis good stuff for getting stains out...if they have it in the UK. I'm never sure with name brands. Well, if not that..then *some* sort of stain remover for carpets. Hopefully you won't need it, but you can never be too careful. smile.gif


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post Feb 29 2004, 08:02 PM
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Don't invite Ben Phillips. He'll be vomiting within an hour and a quarter, unconscious within an hour and a half, and in the morning he'll come downstairs, complain about his hangover, and then keep vomiting everywhere until you kick him out, then you'll have to clean your friend's house because her parents get back the next day. Not worth the effort.

Seriously though, if you want to supply more substantial food, I recommend pizza, since almost everyone will eat it.


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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Feb 29 2004, 08:01 PM)
Seriously though, if you want to supply more substantial food, I recommend pizza, since almost everyone will eat it.

And if it's not all eaten - cold pizza is lovely conjoined with a hangover.
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that it is. just make a general rule of "if you throw up, you clear it up yourself pronto" then people won't just throw up next to themselves.
oh, and make sure you've got washing machine powder/tablets. it's always nice to be able to wash people's vomitty clothes, stops them from smelling too much blink.gif


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Like CommieBastard said; don't invite Ben Phillips.

I had a house party and he threw up EVERYWHERE then left with vomit stains all over him, after trying to hug the girl he fancies.

Make sure you have cleaning equipment, cannot stress that enough.

Make sure you KNOW who is coming and tell people not to invite extra people you don't know.

Place all empty alcohol bottles/cans in OTHER PEOPLE'S bins. So then when your parents look in their bin (when they open the lid, I'm not saying they'll search bins but ya know) it'll be free of alcohol stuff.

Um. I think that's about it. It'll be fun but really,you'll need at least a day to tidy up properly.


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Be really careful about who you invite. Make sure that you just don't say to all of your friends "Hey, I'm having a party, tell everyone" Yeah... that's not a good idea. A guy I know invited some people to a house party and they brought some people and those people brought some people and so many people came most of them didn't even know the guys name. Anyways, long story short, a fight broke out between two groups of people that had long hated each other, they broke furniture and wrecked the rugs. There was no semblance of order and the guy couldn't control anything. When the police finally showed up he was really happy to see them, even though it meant he was in deep trouble with his parents. I can't remember the exact dollar amount of the damage, but it was more than $1000.

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Ashtrays. Get some and leave them _everywhere_. Especially in the garden.

Leave a bucket or two in the garden, if you intend on everyone being drunk the garden is a good place to point people when they get queasy, the fresh air is a make or break factor and it means that you don't have someone hugging the toilet for three hours.


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I am not allowing smoking at all. I'm one of those annoying people who can't stand it. My parents smoke but I still notice.

I am trying to keep the numbers down and who I invite. But I used the computer to print off a few sheets of directions for confused friends who simply hadn't been to my house and some c*ck photo copied one and invited a few more people. Luckilly I didn't put the date on it so no one knows when appart from those who are coming.


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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Mar 1 2004, 06:26 PM)
I am not allowing smoking at all. I'm one of those annoying people who can't stand it. My parents smoke but I still notice.

I am trying to keep the numbers down and who I invite. But I used the computer to print off a few sheets of directions for confused friends who simply hadn't been to my house and some c*ck photo copied one and invited a few more people. Luckilly I didn't put the date on it so no one knows when appart from those who are coming.

Good thinking Batman! Cause you really dont want people you haven't invited cause you dont know what there capeable of. dry.gif You'll have to let us know how it goes! biggrin.gif


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Some people are even planning to break my rules already.

Rule #1 If you don't leave drunk, you cannot leave.

Apparently after ice skating my friends all got wasted. They found the most featherweight drinker too. My friends cousin spent most of the night with her head in the bowl after a shot of JD and half a bottle of WKD.


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Thats worse than Polo! I'm impressed!!! biggrin.gif


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This sounds like a fun party. You don't live far from me, either...

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Hmm...you're very welcome to come MrBastard but erm... we *thinks* are no longer allowing alcohol. Yes thats it. My gerbil got alcohol poisoning and then aliens ate my homework. So sorry but it looks like you can't come.

The above post was indeed a lie, we don't want you, you smell.


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