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Atari
post Mar 11 2004, 02:39 AM
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Hi!

My name is David, and I am looking for someone to adopt me. I don't require much attention, and can keep myself entertained far too easy. I'm housebroken, and I get along with children. Please wuv me *puppy eyes*

Oh oh and I just bought four boxes of Girl Scout Cookies, Thin Mints for everybody!!

Here are a few things any potential adopter person should know about me

1) I'm a bit too cheerful and bouncy (it wierds some people out)
2) I hate bugs, hate hate hate them.
3) When a bug or something icky gets on me I flip out and flail my arms like a schoolgirl. I may or may not squeal.

-=- This just happened today, a little glimpse into my little world -=-

So I'm sitting in my favorite class this afternoon, gothic literature. We're discussing Hoffman's "The Sandman" and how it relates to Blade Runner. As usual, everyone is generally entertained.

I look over and see a girl I know just staring at me with this horrified look on her face. Did I have something on my shirt? Was my nose running or something?

She sees me return her stare, and she says very loudly (during discussion) "DAVID YOU HAVE A HUGE SPIDER ON YOUR NECK!" Discussion stops, everyone looks at me with a mix of amusement and fear. Of course I don't see everyone, I am busy spazzing out in my chair, desperetly trying to locate this uber death spider of biting pain. Someone mentions something about it being a fuzzie, I breath, look in my lap, and see a black spider shapped fuzzie.

David Brain Status: FIGHT OR FLIGHT! HOLY F**KING SH*T
<spider with big pointy venom fangs>


Reality:
<fuzzie>


So picture me sitting there, pumped full of adrenaline, blushing furiously, with everyone either smirking or giving me a commiserating look. And a girl I was flirting with was in the class too. Argh. But she thought it was cute I hope.

Sigh, just another day in my life. ^^

-=-

So thats pretty much me in a nutshell. I can tell by my browsing I'm not alone in my strangeness. I look forward to meeting you all.

Love, David


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post Mar 11 2004, 03:13 AM
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Wow....many big welcomes to you! I'd give you cookies, but I see you have my favorite cookies already, so kudos to you! Thin Mints are wonderful, aren't they??

Anyway, welcome to the forums! Hope you enjoy it!
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post Mar 11 2004, 03:18 AM
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Hi, welcome!! laugh.gif

*points to chair* Please sit and make yourself comfy...?! And stay for a long time cool.gif

I'm a tad drunk and don't know what else to say but spiders are nasty!! So yea... have fun blink.gif


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post Mar 11 2004, 03:29 AM
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Hi David. Welcome! I am sure you'll be a smashing addition to the forums. For now enjoy your Matazone responsibly and if you happen to get light headed from having too much, feel free to drop a line (PM) to any of us and someone will come pick you up and deposit you gingerly in our guest suite. Champagne (non-alcoholic, of course). bubble bath and all the ammenities and treats imaginable...Enjoy!

Cheers!

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post Mar 11 2004, 06:11 AM
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howdy, that is quite the entrence you made. i like it. =)


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post Mar 11 2004, 07:29 AM
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Welcome Atari!

Nice story. *sits on floor anxiously waiting for next one*

I dun have cake or pie but you can have some Tequilla.

*offers Atari Tequilla*

*passes out again*


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the lil' pie...
post Mar 11 2004, 09:09 AM
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i have pie! biggrin.gif heehee...*gives david pie*
i don't know whether i can adopt you...ah, what the hell, i like you, you made me giggle. and my friend. and it's early in the morning, so you rock socks my friend laugh.gif
welcome and many more pies!


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post Mar 11 2004, 05:20 PM
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*giggle giggle chortle chortle*

funny funny story, with pictures two, all stories should have picture...then i wouldn't have to read so much tongue.gif


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post Mar 11 2004, 07:50 PM
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Not sure what relevance this has, but a friend and I used to say this:

Bugs! I hate bugs, they drive me crazy. Crazy! I was crazy once. They locked me in a room with padded walls. I died there. They buried me. Buried me with bugs! Bugs! I hate bugs, they drive me crazy. Crazy! I was crazy once. They locked me in a room with padded walls. I died there. They buried me. Buried me with bugs! Bugs! I hate bugs, they drive me crazy. Crazy! I was crazy once. They locked me in a room with padded walls. I died there. They buried me. Buried me with bugs!

et cetera.

Welcome to the forums. I hope you don't find too many bugs here.
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post Mar 11 2004, 08:34 PM
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Heya David - way to make an entrance!! biggrin.gif

Welcome, come and enjoy "The Other Side" with us *holds out hand*


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post Mar 11 2004, 10:16 PM
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Hi David. Welcome to the forums.

I don't have a good track record with cookies and stuff. I get hungry. I always seem to have Tic Tacs though (where the hell do these keep coming from????).

*hands you 3 packs of Tic Tacs*


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post Mar 11 2004, 10:45 PM
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Hiya David! Wow I hate bugs too. Especially spiders. *shivers* Too creepy...

Anyways, welcome to the forums!! If someone hasn't already adopted you, I will adopt you! biggrin.gif

Happy posting!! laugh.gif


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post Mar 12 2004, 12:51 AM
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Pie, tequilla, tick taks, and a cozy chair. I could get to like this place. Thanks for the warm welcome everyone ^^


*hugs Athan*


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post Mar 12 2004, 01:52 AM
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What is that thing on your head? laugh.gif


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post Mar 12 2004, 02:45 AM
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*zooms in on picture in photoshop* I think it looks like a rainbow temporary tattoo sort of... Y'know, the type little kids put on with water... *goes crosseyed* blink.gif

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ANYWHO... Welcome to TOS! happy.gif! Won't you have some candy, David? *gives you candy* Enjoy responsibly, and dun get a sugar high. Or at least overly hyper... We had a scary encounter... ph34r.gif Anywho, enjoy posting and drop me (or anyone else, of course) if you need any help! See ya 'round~! ^_~


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post Mar 14 2004, 08:45 PM
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Rainow? I thought it was a pony. biggrin.gif


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post Mar 15 2004, 03:41 PM
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Welcome spider fearing amigo! biggrin.gif


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post Mar 16 2004, 02:02 AM
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Whats with the thin mints? It's all about the somoas and lemon coolers. I should know, I'm a GS cookie addict. I like em so much I gave them up for lent.
*mutters: Thin Mints, Seriously!*
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post Mar 18 2004, 12:30 AM
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ooooooh welcome! I'm Amelia, the Silver Star Angel of Da Towers! Call me Silver! Make yourself comfy and have a cake. *hands you a cake*


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post Mar 18 2004, 12:37 AM
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welcome good sir, I'm OishiiOtaku. You can call me oishii or anything else you wish. We're all friendly here, btu we can get playfully aggressive every once and a while. I would adopt you, but I havent been here for quite long, adn I dont get too much time to post. sorry

have fun and heres some chocolate cake!::hands you cake::


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post Mar 18 2004, 02:26 AM
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Welcome smile.gif I like the story, but can't see the images! Quite an entrance, beats mine any day tongue.gif
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post Mar 18 2004, 04:07 AM
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welcome...watch out...i bite...along with some others wink.gif


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