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post Mar 19 2004, 02:44 AM
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I've talked about his pretty much over the last year. Basically I've talked about how pathetic my love life is. laugh.gif So since today is my 4 year anniversary I thought I would mark it with a topic so you can all get into pathicnish with me yay! Let's party.

Today marks the day 4 years ago which was the last time that I had any sexual relations! Also today marks the day that I left Tennesse and moved home to make my life better! Today is my independance day!

Someone get me a new vibey. laugh.gif


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post Mar 19 2004, 03:43 AM
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You know my opinion.

BLIND! THEY MUST BE BLIND! OR STUPID! OR GAY!

Move out of the commune for short-sighted homosexual idiots in which you must live, and meet the world of straight men with functioning minds and eyes that will appreciate what a woman like you with a body like yours can offer!

Really, though - four years? It's not right.


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post Mar 19 2004, 01:56 PM
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Speaking of homosexual I had rather an ellicit dream last night about ex-Atomic Kitten bird Kerry McFadden. Yep that's 'er, Ms Queen of the Jungle blink.gif

Move to the UK LoLo! We'll sort you out with some good ol' fashioned rumpy pumpy wink.gif


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post Mar 19 2004, 03:49 PM
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For you on your 4th anniversary:

The Eroscillator!

It's recommended by Dr. Ruth, apparently. It also told me on the main page that 38 million American women have never had an orgasm. I dunno if I believe that one...that's a LOT of faking it. blink.gif

Anyway, there's a new vibey for ya. tongue.gif You know, the Troutman is always willing to give ya some lovin'.... biggrin.gif

Can you believe that when I first met you it had been months instead of years? 9 or 10 months, I believe.

Well, here's hoping that the next four years will be infinitely better than the last four and filled with much lovin'....from sources other than the Troutman.


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post Mar 19 2004, 03:53 PM
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QUOTE (candice @ Mar 19 2004, 07:48 AM)
For you on your 4th anniversary:

The Eroscillator!

It's recommended by Dr. Ruth, apparently.  It also told me on the main page that 38 million American women have never had an orgasm.  I dunno if I believe that one...that's a LOT of faking it.  blink.gif

Anyway, there's a new vibey for ya.  tongue.gif  You know, the Troutman is always willing to give ya some lovin'.... biggrin.gif

Can you believe that when I first met you it had been months instead of years? 9 or 10 months, I believe.

Well, here's hoping that the next four years will be infinitely better than the last four and filled with much lovin'....from sources other than the Troutman.

Wow that one even comes with a wall adapter. Does that mean if the batteries die that it can be plugged in? Or that it's rechargable? Or that it's strictly a wall plug in vibey? lol. I'm impressed. Thanks Cand! The attachments look a bit scary though. lol

And thanks for the words Inky and Pixie. I never realized it but I must live in a "commune for short-sighted homosexual idiots." Wow. laugh.gif

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Move to the UK LoLo! We'll sort you out with some good ol' fashioned rumpy pumpy
So tempting but no money. laugh.gif


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post Mar 19 2004, 07:17 PM
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QUOTE (LoLo @ Mar 19 2004, 03:52 PM)
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Move to the UK LoLo! We'll sort you out with some good ol' fashioned rumpy pumpy
So tempting but no money. laugh.gif

If you really really really want me to move closer to you then just ask. I'll bring a truck load of other Matazoners with me...promise.


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post Mar 19 2004, 07:33 PM
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I'm out of the loop for sure. But would you mind explaining this homoerotic commune thing (sounds kinda tempting).

And that vibey, heheh, good find. It pleasures you, removes plaque buildup between teeth, and does tile work in your bathroom.

But I wander, whatever the reason.. congratulations Lolo *hug*


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post Mar 19 2004, 08:44 PM
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QUOTE (candice @ Mar 19 2004, 03:48 PM)
For you on your 4th anniversary:

The Eroscillator!

blimey, it looks like you could whisk eggs with that!

and the wall adapter worries me somewhat, if its that powerful it can't be good for you, its all well and good that is removes plaque and cleans the tile grout but while you're pleasuring yourself with it? seems a little over kill to me


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post Mar 20 2004, 02:41 AM
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QUOTE (Atari @ Mar 19 2004, 11:32 AM)
I'm out of the loop for sure. But would you mind explaining this homoerotic commune thing (sounds kinda tempting).

But I wander, whatever the reason.. congratulations Lolo *hug*

Inky was trying to make me feel better saying that I must live in an area where all the men are either stupid or gay since I haven't been able to even get a date in the last four years.

And thanks. This was my attempt at humor in dealing with my loserdom. laugh.gif


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post Mar 20 2004, 07:08 PM
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I've said it before, and I'll probably say it again .... but I just don't get how such an eminently boneable girl cant get laid ... its not only not right, its wrong ... just wrong ...

idea: by normal standards, if you swear to a life of celibacy, you should get layed within a week ... might be worth trying ....


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post Mar 20 2004, 07:14 PM
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QUOTE (Pab @ Mar 20 2004, 07:07 PM)
eminently boneable

laugh.gif Very well said, Pab.


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post Mar 23 2004, 03:31 PM
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QUOTE (LoLo @ Mar 19 2004, 03:52 PM)
So tempting but no money. laugh.gif

Well if Righteous can get himself beaten up to raise money to see his girlfriend then I'm sure we can find a way to start a "Get LoLo Laid" Fund laugh.gif


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post Mar 23 2004, 04:00 PM
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QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Mar 23 2004, 03:30 PM)
Well if Righteous can get himself beaten up to raise money to see his girlfriend then I'm sure we can find a way to start a "Get LoLo Laid" Fund laugh.gif

*puts in 20p*

That'll get it rolling.


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post Mar 23 2004, 05:28 PM
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congrats that must've been a whole bunch of hard work and good lovin' laugh.gif


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post Mar 24 2004, 12:51 AM
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I'll lay you! It's been years for me too! How depressing.


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