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post Apr 1 2004, 07:32 PM
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Okay April Fools day was today, I hope you didn't miss it. I didn't pull any of my fools off today, as ever. Looks like I need some pointers.

What was you're great April Fool Trick you did? On whom? And what happened...


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post Apr 1 2004, 08:51 PM
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...is this a trick...


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post Apr 1 2004, 09:18 PM
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...is this a trick...


Hmm... it most likely is. But I think I'll answer the question anyway...

I had a plan and chickened out. I am a failure. *hangs head in shame* Well, it wasn't going to be that good anyway. You decide. So... I don't take Calculus and yet everyone is under the impression that I do. Anyway, I have a free period while the Calculus class is taking place... my crazed friends thought it would be brilliant if I just joined the class for the day and sat in the back where the teacher would most likely not notice me. When he passed out the test, I could take it right along with everyone else... naturally giving incredibly daft answers to every question. i.e. "the square root of cheese", "negative spaghetti", "rhubarb pi", "the cosine of pudding", "I can smell your brains", etc. Hand it in and leave with everyone else. Not sign my name to it... leave him wondering why he had the proper number of tests filled out the way they were supposed to as well as this extra stupid one. Haha. But, as it turned out, I was late getting there. How could I have walked in late without the protection of the other students? He would have realized I didn't belong. Oh well. It could have been funny.


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post Apr 1 2004, 09:25 PM
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Actually no. I didn't realize it was April Fool's Day until I went to a mall, in which cans of soda were given to us with coupons that said it was April 1. blink.gif

My friend threatened to pull some pranks today, but we're on spring break (in study hall someone (male tongue.gif) told her to put condoms in my locker, "I'm putting tampons in his *points*" but that friend would be too chicken anyway. biggrin.gif)

This reminds me of when I forgot Fool's Day when I was eight and gave a sock to my mother. Oh well, I'll still have my online friends to scare. ^~


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post Apr 1 2004, 09:34 PM
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QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Apr 1 2004, 09:24 PM)
This reminds me of when I forgot Fool's Day when I was eight and gave a sock to my mother. Oh well, I'll still have my online friends to scare. ^~

I give socks to my mother all the time with a shout of "wash them woman" but I dont consider it an April Fools joke.

Edit: Oh before anyone says anything, no i'm not sexist. *runs up a list of reasons...i know a feminist, my dad does washing up, i saw a red car today*

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post Apr 3 2004, 01:21 AM
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Sues (my gf for those that don't know) heard a good one on the radio, it was on a news/current affairs show that she listens to a lot. Apparently it was presented very convincingly. They were saying that Germany and France had had enough of the Euro because it was diving due to being too closely related to the dollar, so they were going to adopt the British pound instead! Apparenly there were the typical British people phoning up bringing up the World Wars and the normal rubbish... Odd how a prank can sometimes reveal yet again the rather seedy side of Britain.


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post Apr 3 2004, 05:22 PM
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I collaborated with a friend of mine, who told people at college she was pregnant...come to think of it, we never told them it was a joke, and Easter holidays just started. This could continue for a few weeks biggrin.gif


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post Apr 3 2004, 05:37 PM
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I didn't know it was April Fools (well, I amend, I didn't know what month it was, let alone day) and I didn't catch on even after helping out with several pranks. Oh, me...

Here's a semiharmless one to try out involving cinnamon. The basic gist is to convince people to eat a spoonful of the stuff, telling them it tastes good and no, doesn't burn, and it leaves your mouth tasting yummy. Unfortunately, cinnamon also absorbs liquid and does this weird dry clumping thing in your mouth and throat. It's really funny to see the looks on people's faces as they gag and try to find some sort of liquid. And I don't recommend tea...just makes it burn as well. Keep some water handy if you have a nice person hiding away inside you. Or be like me and wait until you're in the middle of a building with no liquids nearby.

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That's the kind of joke that can backfire really easily... Has she told her parents that this is going on yet? It might be a good idea, just in case...


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post Apr 3 2004, 06:21 PM
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It wasn't a joke as a such or even an april fool but when my friend had a free day from school he came and joined ours, just changed shirt and wore a school tie. Everyone either thought her was already at the school or had just joined. He sat in lessons and spent the day in our school.

Then the most annoying girl in the whole year came over to introduce herself and welcome him to the school, perfectly acceptable except she is one of those full of herself girls whom I hate so much. So we let her introduce herself ect.

Ofcourse he never came back and only last week she came over to us to ask where he had gone. I took her to one side and in as sincere face as I could told him he had terminal cancer and passed on over the weekend. I kept it going for a good 5 mins until I cracked and had laughter fits.


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Well...I had something I wanted to do--but I didn't get the chance cause I'm broke and chicken...

But yes-for thoes of you that have the recources--this could be good:

Buy three pigs (yes real pigs ones that say Oink---it only works if thy're alive mind you) and paint the numbers 1, 3, and 4 on them--then set them loose wherever you are (shopping mall, school, work place) It's best to get them there sometime before so no one sees it's you that let em loose.

General havoc'll insue--but eventually the pigs will be caught--but then a new problem will arise...where's pig number 2?


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post Apr 3 2004, 08:14 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Apr 3 2004, 05:21 PM)
I collaborated with a friend of mine, who told people at college she was pregnant...come to think of it, we never told them it was a joke, and Easter holidays just started. This could continue for a few weeks biggrin.gif

Sweet and Simple biggrin.gif


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post Apr 3 2004, 08:21 PM
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me and my friend cheyenne were at this girl tamees house

theres this guy(hot!!!) and me and cheyenne asked him if he would go out wit tamee...he didnt say nething
but we were like "oh my god!!he sayd he would if you ask him out!!"

so we got her to go over to his house and rite when she was gonna ask..
we were like "um...we're kidding...we're so sorry"
she got soo mad at us
and her twin aimee was like "hey...its april fools day.."

and me and cheynne were like "oh we knew the whole time"

it was soo funny


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post Apr 3 2004, 08:53 PM
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Hah.....my april fool's day was horrible. I saw NO real jokes whatsoever. In fact the only one i recall was directed to me. I was getting this bag out of my french teacher's car (she asked me to get her cameras), and on the way back, this guy who was in the lunch room says "Hey buddy, you dropped something. You dropped something."

I look.

"April fools!"

................. rolleyes.gif


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post Apr 3 2004, 10:58 PM
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My friends and I told this boy we loved him, and he believed us. I also told my boyfriend i was mad at him and I hated him and he believed me.


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post Apr 3 2004, 11:17 PM
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QUOTE (Silver Star Angel of Da Towers @ Apr 3 2004, 10:57 PM)
My friends and I told this boy we loved him, and he believed us. I also told my boyfriend i was mad at him and I hated him and he believed me.

Even in the good spirit of April Fools I never play jokes on anyone I'm involved with in a relationship.

A couple who met on a sky diving course fell in love with eachother on first sight. They spent a year and many months in a deep loving relationship, diving with eachother once a month as it was a intrest they both shared passionatly. One month the guy decided he was going to ask her to marry him and planned to do so at 50,000 feet.

When he popped the question the girl laughed and said "I'm sorry but I can't marry you, I'm sleeping with your brother."

The man tore off his parachute and yelled "Then let this be on your consience bitch" and plummeted to his death. The girl was distraught as she really loved the man and was only playing a little joke.


Moral of the story, If at once you don't succeed then Skydiving is not for you.


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post Apr 5 2004, 12:19 PM
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Maybe it's just me, maybe I'm getting too old but some of those jokes just seem cruel and horrid at the expense of friends. Ahhhhh! Poor friends. I guess if they can take a joke and it doesn't send them into a downward spiral of self hate then it's OK but seriously you might wanna check their mental state first! blink.gif

I forgot it was April Fool's until after midday and then decided that playing a trick and having it backfire (as is the tradition) was not going to be very funny to me biggrin.gif


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