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Dreams On Hiatus
post Apr 2 2004, 12:17 AM
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Okay. I got the idea from another forum. Here is how you play:

I wish for something good. Then you reply that my wish is granted but in a bad way. Here's an example:

My post:

I wish that I had a million dollars.

Your post:

Wish granted! But the money is actually from a robbery and now you're spending the rest of your life in jail.

I wish I had magical spork.

Next post:

Wish granted! But it ends up poking you in the eye. Too bad you can't see now.


I wish....


Get the picture?


Okay so I guess I'll start.


I wish I could defy gravity.


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Sir Maxerpopple
post Apr 2 2004, 12:32 AM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad?
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You can defy gravity, but no longer can you obey it. You jump and float forever into the sky.

Oooh forgot

I wish I could control the destinies of one million people.


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Dreams On Hiatus
post Apr 2 2004, 12:33 AM
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QUOTE (Sir Maxerpopple @ Apr 1 2004, 07:31 PM)
You can defy gravity, but no longer can you obey it. You jump and float forever into the sky.

*whispers* ((okay now you have to make a wish))


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post Apr 2 2004, 12:34 AM
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Granted. But sadly your destiny creation conteracts the ACTUAL destiny they were supposed to undergo, thus creating a dimensional split and making 2 worlds, both opposites of each other. The other you eventually finds a way to your dimension, and assassinates you (probably with a rusty fish or something) and takes control of the people you once had.

I wish I had a car.


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Sir Maxerpopple
post Apr 2 2004, 12:43 AM
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Turns out your car has been posessed by demons, and it cannot be controlled by any mortal man.

I wish I could play an instrument


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Dreams On Hiatus
post Apr 2 2004, 12:52 AM
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Wish granted! However, you play so horribly that you are exiled to the moon.

I wish I had a lovely bunch of coconuts.


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post Apr 2 2004, 12:56 AM
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The coconuts give you horrible allergies, you swell into a balloon.

I wish I could kill bunnies like Sarah


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post Apr 2 2004, 01:06 AM
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^granted but the bunnies are dead so she hurts you.

I wish I was pacman.


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post Apr 2 2004, 01:24 AM
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*Does 'I Dream of Genie' head nod*

Viola, you meet your perfect man. He's smart, sexy, and charming. He brings you fresh roses and takes you on moonlit walks. He constantly calls to remind you how much he loves you. Unfortunetly, he's married and has a little girl.

I wish I had a puppy!


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post Apr 2 2004, 01:25 AM
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MUAHAHAHAHA!

You now have a boyfriend, but he is so boring he makes your head bleed, and he's pretty ugly. Also, he picks his nose.

I wish could get enough sleep.


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post Apr 2 2004, 01:26 AM
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QUOTE (Atari @ Apr 1 2004, 07:23 PM)
*Does 'I Dream of Genie' head nod*

Viola, you meet your perfect man. He's smart, sexy, and charming. He brings you fresh roses and takes you on moonlit walks. He constantly calls to remind you how much he loves you. Unfortunetly, he's married and has a little girl.

I wish I had a puppy!

NO! You did it before me! Fine. You get your puppy. But he becomes president and doesn't appoint you to his cabinet.

Now, gimme my sleep. dry.gif


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post Apr 2 2004, 01:33 AM
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yOUR WISH IS uhhh. . .. . .granted?

You get sleep but is internal. You never wake up. Plus, you have to listen to CLASSICAL music as you sleep!!!!


God no!!!!

I wish I knew what to wish!


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. . . I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain. . .
What if I had a mustard-drenched cucumber tied to my leg and I did not want my pants to get dirty? Ya better checkety-check yourself before ya wreckety-wreck yourself! Once you finally create something original, someone comes along and steals it. . . not to say that's a BAD thing. . .
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post Apr 2 2004, 02:57 AM
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Hey, that actually doesn't sound too bad. Classical's cool with me.

Um, you know what to wish, but then you wish it, it's granted, and you have a panic attack realizing that wasn't what you wanted to wish.

I wish my back would stop hurting like a motherf***.


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post Apr 2 2004, 05:36 AM
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Your wish is granted! But that's because when you had the surgery to make your back stop hurting, they accidentally severed your spinal cord and now you are paralized from the neck down. No pain now!

I wish I had a better sense of fashion.
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post Apr 2 2004, 09:03 AM
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Wish Granted! But your fashion sense develops into using household objects as clothes, you go from binliners, to fruitbowls to finally covering yourself in masses of tinfoil and cutlery. On passing a magnet store you are now stuck to its window.

I wish I had a tidy room.


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post Apr 2 2004, 12:08 PM
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Your wish is granted. But now your room is soooo tidy there isn't anything in it. Your parents come home and ask you what you did with all your stuff, you lie to them and say that it all got stolen. But they don't believe you and automatically assume you sold it all to support your soy sauce habit and lock you in the basement.

I wish I was a crustacian.


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post Apr 2 2004, 12:48 PM
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Wish granted! But as you are crawling on the beach a seagull plucks you up and eats you alive. What a horrible way to die.


I wish I had telepathic powers.


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post Apr 2 2004, 01:53 PM
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Wish granted, but now you can't stop hearing everyone's thoughts... you wander the streets at night, completely insane, muttering to yourself and eating out of rubbish bins.

I wish I had a hat on my head.


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post Apr 2 2004, 03:45 PM
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granted. but the hat is so amazingly ugly that people throw rocks at you.

i wish my hair was longer.


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post Apr 2 2004, 03:56 PM
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wish granted!

But once your hair starts growing it never stops, and one day while descending down the stairs you get caught in it and fall down 5 flights of stairs to your doom.

I wish I was taller.


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post Apr 2 2004, 04:14 PM
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Congratulations!
you are now taller!

(you are also a baller, and you have a girl who looks good so you can call her)

unfortunately, much like gandalf in a world of hobbits, you hit your head on every doorway and light fixture, giving you a sort of permanent concussion. you are walking brain damage, it appears.


I wish i could eat anything i want and not get fat.


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post Apr 2 2004, 04:23 PM
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Yay! Your wish has been granted! You go to the local supermarket and eat everything in sight... and it turns out I'm just some talentless hack who lied to you. You get fat... serves you right for believing that I could grant wishes. tongue.gif

I wish I didn't have a cold right now...


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post Apr 2 2004, 05:00 PM
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Your cold disappears. And is replaced with a deadly influenza.

I wish I didn't feel so limp and out of it.


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post Apr 2 2004, 05:18 PM
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*bewitch nose wiggle*
You got it. But you now so hyper and with it that your grating on everyones nerves that they shoot you! tongue.gif

I wish I had some where to go tonight!


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post Apr 2 2004, 05:29 PM
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You get somewhere to go, but it's facedown in a garbage can because some bullies drag you into an alley.

I wish I wasn't so confused.


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