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Well then, consider your confusion replaced with omnipotence! and all the responsibility of a god...
"SAVE ME!" your people cry.... I wish i had a sandwich. -------------------- We will start with the firemen, and then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion...
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Apr 2 2004, 05:56 PM
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 Many fools can now anticipate pity! Group: Moderators Posts: 2,296 Joined: 26-February 03 From: East Coast US Member No.: 40 Gender: Female |
I wish I had my girlfriend to hold....
-------------------- Proud Cronie since Feb 26, 2003
"When women act like women, they are accused of being inferior. When women act like human beings, they are accused of behaving like men." —Simone de Beauvoir And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. -Anais Nin No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots. -Barbara Ehrenreich live journal |
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Apr 2 2004, 06:12 PM
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 Rabid Saskatchewanian Group: Established Members Posts: 1,026 Joined: 2-December 03 Member No.: 752 Gender: Male |
karismaklysm:
Granted! But the sandwich turns out to have maggots in it. You don't realize this until halfway through the sandwich. Ravein: Granted! But your girlfriend turns out to be an airhead and a dtiz. She slowly drives you insane, you kill her, and then you end up in prison. I wish I was a dentist NOW, and not in three years. -------------------- At the Left Hand of God
OMFG STEAM R0X0RZ TEH BIG ONE111! Thou shalt not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination. Thou shalt do it standing up. Dominating Aries, e-hubby, since 2004. |
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Apr 2 2004, 06:29 PM
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 I've been brainwashed Group: Admin Posts: 4,120 Joined: 10-August 03 From: Cheshire Member No.: 526 Gender: Secret |
Granted but it turn out to be a mad axe murderer dentist who pulls all your teeth before killing you with laughing gas!
I wish i had somthing to do. -------------------- How would you feel about life if Death was your older sister? You're only young once but you can stay immature indefinetly!!!!
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Apr 2 2004, 06:43 PM
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 Made with googly eyes Group: Established Members Posts: 1,281 Joined: 9-April 03 Member No.: 240 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE (Cath @ Apr 2 2004, 02:28 PM) Granted but it turn out to be a mad axe murderer dentist who pulls all your teeth before killing you with laughing gas! I wish i had somthing to do. You decide to start downloading music free off of the internet, using the pepsi thing so it's legal. However you have a 14.4 modem and you have a very bad paying job. You spend all your money on pepsi and internet costs. You now live your life from pepsi to download, download to pepsi. I wish I was immaculately conceived. |
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Apr 2 2004, 07:52 PM
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 Bleeg? Group: New Members Posts: 374 Joined: 21-March 04 From: OH MY GOD WHERE AM I?!?!?! Member No.: 1,021 |
What's that? Well, whatever it is, it's granted. . . . yeah. Somthing bad happens, I guess. . .. .
I wish I didn't lie. -------------------- >(|||> Pround owner of the Uber-carrot! Ph34r it! Come closer. . . so I can slap the sh*t out of you! . . . do I LOOK like a friggin people person? Bumper stickers are so lame. . . Bumper STICKS are where it's at! You should duct tape a stick to your bumper and be like me!
. . . I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain. . . What if I had a mustard-drenched cucumber tied to my leg and I did not want my pants to get dirty? Ya better checkety-check yourself before ya wreckety-wreck yourself! Once you finally create something original, someone comes along and steals it. . . not to say that's a BAD thing. . . |
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Apr 2 2004, 08:25 PM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
You tell the truth now! And all the lies you told before piss off your friends and family. Badly.
I wish my friend would stop avoiding me. -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Apr 2 2004, 09:40 PM
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 Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad? Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644 |
Granted, however now your friend handcuffs him/herself to you and you kill him/her out of rage
I wish I could stop being such a conceited ass. -------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Apr 2 2004, 10:20 PM
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Bleeg? Group: New Members Posts: 374 Joined: 21-March 04 From: OH MY GOD WHERE AM I?!?!?! Member No.: 1,021 |
Wish granted. Now you are a conceited frog. (Not a frog's ass)
I wish the grass was blue, it rained muffins, and hamburgers ate people! -------------------- >(|||> Pround owner of the Uber-carrot! Ph34r it! Come closer. . . so I can slap the sh*t out of you! . . . do I LOOK like a friggin people person? Bumper stickers are so lame. . . Bumper STICKS are where it's at! You should duct tape a stick to your bumper and be like me!
. . . I'm hearing voices but all they do is complain. . . What if I had a mustard-drenched cucumber tied to my leg and I did not want my pants to get dirty? Ya better checkety-check yourself before ya wreckety-wreck yourself! Once you finally create something original, someone comes along and steals it. . . not to say that's a BAD thing. . . |
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Apr 2 2004, 10:24 PM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
Wish granted: But unfortunatly all the hamburgers ate your closest friends and family, the muffins are cased in LSD and you eat so much you are perminantly on a bad trip.
I wish I didn't have so much gas right now. *hehe* -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
Jaq and believe are my adopted Tea Spoons (wherever they are :'( ) "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell." A proud Viking never stops masturbating. Taking over Matazone Forums since 2011. |
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Apr 2 2004, 10:33 PM
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Rabid Saskatchewanian Group: Established Members Posts: 1,026 Joined: 2-December 03 Member No.: 752 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Oni Usagi @ Apr 2 2004, 12:42 PM) QUOTE (Cath @ Apr 2 2004, 02:28 PM) Granted but it turn out to be a mad axe murderer dentist who pulls all your teeth before killing you with laughing gas! I wish i had somthing to do. You decide to start downloading music free off of the internet, using the pepsi thing so it's legal. However you have a 14.4 modem and you have a very bad paying job. You spend all your money on pepsi and internet costs. You now live your life from pepsi to download, download to pepsi. I wish I was immaculately conceived. I'm answering this one because you got gypped, Oni. Granted! you're immaculately concieved. But that means you were born without the taint of original sin. Which means you can't really sin. So you never get to masturbate ever again. Ever. -------------------- At the Left Hand of God
OMFG STEAM R0X0RZ TEH BIG ONE111! Thou shalt not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination. Thou shalt do it standing up. Dominating Aries, e-hubby, since 2004. |
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Apr 2 2004, 11:37 PM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
[QUOTE]I wish I didn't have so much gas right now. *hehe* [QUOTE]
Okay, not now, but on your wedding day or some day important like that the gas comes back thrice as bad. I wish my sister hadn't messed up the router. -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Apr 3 2004, 12:23 AM
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 word Group: Established Members Posts: 3,699 Joined: 5-June 03 Member No.: 359 Gender: Secret |
she didnt...
but you accidentally spilled juice on it.. moron.  i wish...i had coke instead of pepsi.. -------------------- salviadivinorum.
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Apr 3 2004, 12:38 AM
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 The Six Train. Group: Established Members Posts: 1,904 Joined: 8-October 03 From: The Bronx, New York City!! Member No.: 636 Gender: Female |
Wish granted, but your coke has salt in it.
I wish that I could marry the love of my life. -------------------- THE DREAM POLICE. D:
I am proudly e-married to Fluffy, I am honored to be the little sister of Righteous, and Lord of Darness is always on my mind. Smallcuteanddeadly is my noob! Yay! Fear the wrath of my dragon, Lord Baltimore! I am willing to fight; I am a soldier of love. Speaker for the Lost is my e-pimp. Lol. |
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Apr 3 2004, 12:47 AM
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 Superterriffic. Group: Established Members Posts: 394 Joined: 2-April 04 Member No.: 1,052 Gender: Female |
Granted. You have four of his kids and then he breaks the news to you that he's gay and leaving you for 'Sharron' who is really a cross dresser that works in the gay village.
I wish that I could have sex and never get pregnant. -------------------- [center]Lets all get drunk, tonight.[/center]
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Apr 3 2004, 01:07 AM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad? Group: New Members Posts: 1,788 Joined: 10-October 03 Member No.: 644 |
Granted, until you decide to have kids and you can't have them
I wish I could correct the wrongs I have done to others -------------------- Still around, just lurking.
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Apr 3 2004, 01:15 AM
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Superterriffic. Group: Established Members Posts: 394 Joined: 2-April 04 Member No.: 1,052 Gender: Female |
Granted...but they just beat you over the head anyway.
I wish people would stop calling me a slut - -; -------------------- [center]Lets all get drunk, tonight.[/center]
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Apr 3 2004, 01:52 AM
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 ... Group: Established Members Posts: 750 Joined: 2-October 03 From: In front of a computer, duh. Member No.: 618 Gender: Male |
Granted, but you become one of Teapots Hos.
I wish I had all the girl scout cookies in the universe. |
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Apr 3 2004, 02:06 AM
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word Group: Established Members Posts: 3,699 Joined: 5-June 03 Member No.: 359 Gender: Secret |
granted,but youre deathly allergic to the cleaner the girl scout kitchens use so you um...die..?
i wish I was one of teapots hoes... -------------------- salviadivinorum.
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Apr 3 2004, 02:18 AM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
You are, but you're neglected. Awww. That sucks. You now have to find another master.
I wish I could see some people over the summer that I probably won't be able to see. -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Apr 3 2004, 03:24 AM
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 never enough yaoi in the world... Group: New Members Posts: 233 Joined: 10-December 03 From: Manitoba Member No.: 783 |
Granted! You do get the see the people over the summer! But you don't know that now they all hate you, and have concocted a plan to kill you and assume your identity, which they do.
I wish I could do things at high speed, like clean my room, like that kid on that TV show in the early '80s...what was his name...there was a professor or Dr. ... |
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Apr 3 2004, 03:50 AM
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 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaang Group: Established Members Posts: 1,197 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Wiggleton Member No.: 829 Gender: Female |
Wish granted! But... With the high speed you do things at, time slows down around you moving you into the future. Everybody you know and love is dead and you are forever speeding through time.
I wish people did not generalize me, assuming I am immature like everybody else my age. -------------------- If the world collapses and we find ourselves closer together I'm convinced it would be positive.
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Apr 3 2004, 03:52 AM
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Made with googly eyes Group: Established Members Posts: 1,281 Joined: 9-April 03 Member No.: 240 Gender: Secret |
*mystical voodoo ritual*
*In a trance-like state* YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED, MORTAL. You are now 1' shorter and prejudged to be even more immature than anyone else your age. I wish for £10,000,000,000,000. |
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Apr 3 2004, 04:05 AM
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living in your basement, eating your candy hearts Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Oni Usagi @ Apr 2 2004, 09:51 PM) I wish for £10,000,000,000,000. You get it. But it bursts into flames thirty seconds after you have it. I wish I could calm down a little bit (hyper swing thingy.) -------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
teal and orange is the way forward |
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Apr 3 2004, 04:31 AM
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 Pocky Ninja Master Group: Established Members Posts: 3,438 Joined: 31-March 03 From: The relm of insanity Member No.: 205 |
wish granted but to calm you down we lowered you to absolute 0 where you no longer techneclly live (all atoms stop moving at absulte 0 so you would be very calm)
I wish I were the greatest artest to ever live. -------------------- DDR MASTER
I am the Pocky Ninja Master |>34|2 |)4 |\|!\|\J4 My new minoin is MATA I snached him first YAH!!! A member of Mr Snaffleburger Death Cult I have a acid bunny named fluffy the distroyer I have a Vadka Imp named Jenifer she give me tasty jucies and sell well (yummm Vadka) I peadged to ish go ish click for pic (sorry, the pic's a little too big...debs) |
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