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post Apr 21 2004, 12:27 PM
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You promise you're parents you will quit the naughty underage or illegal things and within a week you come back from school really stoned and your family are here to wish you good luck in your upcoming exams.

There I was thinking no one was home and I had to spend an hour talking to my family after having the best weed session i've ever had.

Damn people being there when they're not supposed to.


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post Apr 21 2004, 05:27 PM
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Arh! my poor Teapot! If it's any consilation my suitcase is going to Whitby this weekend! biggrin.gif


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post Apr 21 2004, 05:30 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Apr 21 2004, 12:26 PM)
You promise you're parents you will quit the naughty underage or illegal things and within a week you come back from school really stoned and your family are here to wish you good luck in your upcoming exams.

There I was thinking no one was home and I had to spend an hour talking to my family after having the best weed session i've ever had.

Damn people being there when they're not supposed to.

Twice over the last holidays I've come home stoned out of my mind to find out that I have to go out to dinner with Family plus friends. It's a mixed feeling of, OMG what am I going to say and yay munch yay munch


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post Apr 21 2004, 07:35 PM
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There I was thinking no one was home and I had to spend an hour talking to my family after having the best weed session i've ever had.


Ohh, that's happened to me before. I remember having to sit through a whole meal with my best mate and her mother after we'd had a session. Her mum spent the whole meal going 'What's so funny? Have you been getting her drunk again Michelle?'.

The giggles, always busted by the giggles.... wink.gif


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post Apr 21 2004, 07:39 PM
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Hehe good times I remember when my friend's mum thought I was laughing at her accent


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post Apr 21 2004, 08:04 PM
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QUOTE (Thus Spoke Zarathustra @ Apr 21 2004, 05:29 PM)
Twice over the last holidays I've come home stoned out of my mind to find out that I have to go out to dinner with Family plus friends. It's a mixed feeling of, OMG what am I going to say and yay munch yay munch

I did that once, after school i got so stoned i couldn't even sit up, got a phone call from my mum saying "don't forget we're going for a meal tonight" i ended up in one of the poshest restaurents in the area (it has a cigar vending machine its THAT posh) i was there with my mum, my sister, my aunt and a family friend, my sister twigged almost straight away and i'm pretty sure the others were starting to think something was up when i finished my own meal and went on to finish my sisters because she wasn't hungry and only ate half....

another time i went into school having had a quick smoke on one cold january morning, i went in, sat down and ate my lunch... the munchies are the bane of my life tongue.gif >_>


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post Apr 21 2004, 08:18 PM
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Hehe, the effects are just the groggy feeling now. I recall the ride home was more of an army manuver. I was convinced the entire bus had clocked on so I was extra careful about where I put my hands and feet as I got on and off of the bus...didn't help that I was trying to whisper these commands in code.

"Putzig rightish footzig forwardish. Presszig bellish."


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post Apr 21 2004, 08:22 PM
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Hehe, the effects are just the groggy feeling now.


Yeah - I'm getting old it seems. Nowadays I just get really affectionate and then fall asleep. smile.gif


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post Apr 22 2004, 08:25 AM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Apr 21 2004, 08:17 PM)
I recall the ride home was more of an army manuver.

I remember forgetting where we were going on the way home and kept asking suspect questions like "So where are we eating?" and "I swear Warren St Station wasn't there last time"


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post Apr 22 2004, 07:16 PM
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I did it again, I like to do my paper round stoned as it puts some fun into the otherwise boring job. Anywho I left my trolley halfway down a street and just walking in a random direction and posting in all the wrong houses. I posted 3 in one because I wasn't sure if I'd done it or not. And 5 hours later I have just remembered the damn trolley. Oh well...


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post Apr 22 2004, 07:18 PM
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Hehe thats a good one


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post Apr 22 2004, 10:02 PM
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Amen, Mr. Teapot. Amen.


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