 Uses For Toasters, I'm buying my friend one |
 Apr 23 2004, 10:59 PM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts  Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female  |
Following Jonman's suggestion, I am buying a toasty maker for my friend. However, I need extra uses for it. I'm going to give them to my friend, and don't worry, I'll quote you. So far I have
- To make toastys - General humor value - Self defense (anyone read the langoliers?) - Taking up counter space - Mystifying lower life-forms - General amusement (he's easily amused) Thanks 
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
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Apr 24 2004, 08:06 PM
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 Apparently squishy Group: New Members Posts: 481 Joined: 5-December 03 From: Just another red state Member No.: 763 |
Uses for a toaster, eh?
Find a plain, stainless steel toaster and draw a face on it and dub it the Brave Little Toaster. It will have many crazy adventures in the absence of its Master with the lamp, electric blanket, radio, and vacuum, among other delightfully friendly household items. *runs to watch The Brave Little Toaster* Or you could just glue little googly eyes to it and draw a smile with a magic marker and just SAY it's the Brave Little Toaster so he can find numerous other ways to amuse himself with it. -------------------- Come away! O human child,
To the waters and the wild With a faery hand in hand For the world's more full of weeping Than you can understand... Quite possibly one of the most beautiful things you will ever hear |
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gothictheysay Uses For Toasters Apr 23 2004, 10:59 PM
Snugglebum the Destroyer When I was living on my own, I could make a whole ... Apr 23 2004, 11:11 PM deranged_ferret Uses for toasters you say? What about the hand war... Apr 23 2004, 11:13 PM Sir_Psycho_Sexy you could get novelty shape ones, i'm sure i s... Apr 23 2004, 11:26 PM Thus Spoke Zarathustra Just remember not to try and pry out stuck bread/t... Apr 23 2004, 11:30 PM Artemisia THERAPY
A toaster helped me get over my strong st... Apr 24 2004, 04:56 AM snoo Toaster pr0n:
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Read that thread ^ ... Apr 24 2004, 09:29 AM gothictheysay QUOTE Or you could just glue little googly eyes to... Apr 24 2004, 09:20 PM Faerieryn Toastie machines have numerous uses:
1: Making to... Apr 24 2004, 10:26 PM Silver Star Angel of Da Towers You can look at those orange glowy thingys inside Apr 25 2004, 09:49 PM Righteous Growing up, my brother and I were backyard wrestle... Apr 25 2004, 10:06 PM spiffilicious05 using a toaster as a weapon???? Apr 27 2004, 01:56 PM EvilSpoon You could transform it into a radio or a bomb. But... Apr 27 2004, 07:47 PM snoo you can actually buy toasters with built in radios... Apr 27 2004, 07:51 PM Dreams On Hiatus wear them as hats... Apr 29 2004, 12:24 AM the lil' pie fairy for pulling guys/girlies?
i mean, if someone went ... Apr 29 2004, 02:39 PM MrTeapot Hey Pie, fancy a Cheese and Tomato toastie? Apr 29 2004, 07:18 PM Sir_Psycho_Sexy QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Apr 29 2004, 07:17 PM)Hey P... Apr 29 2004, 07:27 PM Hobbes Poor toasters, getting used and abused all the tim... Apr 29 2004, 07:54 PM MrTeapot I nearly assumed that youe poem was going to be a ... Apr 29 2004, 09:21 PM Twitching You can use them to turn a Pop-Tart into a Flaming... Apr 29 2004, 11:43 PM the lil' pie fairy QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Apr 29 2004, 07:17 PM)Hey P... Apr 30 2004, 08:02 AM Greeneyes If you heat them up and then pour water on them, y... May 5 2004, 04:49 PM Cath QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Apr 30 2004, ... May 5 2004, 06:01 PM MrTeapot Oh yeah, erm, forgot I was married. But come on it... May 5 2004, 06:18 PM Cath Well alright seeing as we aren't actually marr... May 5 2004, 08:02 PM MrTeapot We're still not married? Gah where did I put t... May 5 2004, 08:44 PM the lil' pie fairy i didnae take it to play cards with...nope. nada. ... May 6 2004, 02:26 PM Cath QUOTE (MrTeapot @ May 5 2004, 09:43 PM)We... May 6 2004, 06:04 PM MrTeapot Of course. I love relationships where both people ... May 6 2004, 07:00 PM
the lil' pie fairy *is rather flattered*
i'd blush if i could... May 7 2004, 02:30 PM |
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