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post Apr 23 2004, 10:59 PM
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Following Jonman's suggestion, I am buying a toasty maker for my friend. However, I need extra uses for it. I'm going to give them to my friend, and don't worry, I'll quote you. So far I have

- To make toastys

- General humor value

- Self defense (anyone read the langoliers?)

- Taking up counter space

- Mystifying lower life-forms

- General amusement (he's easily amused)

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post Apr 29 2004, 02:39 PM
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for pulling guys/girlies?
i mean, if someone went "hey, do you fancy a cheese and tomato toastie?" i'd be off like a shot rolleyes.gif


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- gothictheysay   Uses For Toasters   Apr 23 2004, 10:59 PM
- - Snugglebum the Destroyer   When I was living on my own, I could make a whole ...   Apr 23 2004, 11:11 PM
- - deranged_ferret   Uses for toasters you say? What about the hand war...   Apr 23 2004, 11:13 PM
- - Sir_Psycho_Sexy   you could get novelty shape ones, i'm sure i s...   Apr 23 2004, 11:26 PM
- - Thus Spoke Zarathustra   Just remember not to try and pry out stuck bread/t...   Apr 23 2004, 11:30 PM
- - Artemisia   THERAPY A toaster helped me get over my strong st...   Apr 24 2004, 04:56 AM
- - snoo   Toaster pr0n: Marmite Thread Read that thread ^ ...   Apr 24 2004, 09:29 AM
- - Marsyas   Uses for a toaster, eh? Find a plain, stainless s...   Apr 24 2004, 08:06 PM
- - gothictheysay   QUOTE Or you could just glue little googly eyes to...   Apr 24 2004, 09:20 PM
- - Faerieryn   Toastie machines have numerous uses: 1: Making to...   Apr 24 2004, 10:26 PM
- - Silver Star Angel of Da Towers   You can look at those orange glowy thingys inside   Apr 25 2004, 09:49 PM
- - Righteous   Growing up, my brother and I were backyard wrestle...   Apr 25 2004, 10:06 PM
- - spiffilicious05   using a toaster as a weapon????   Apr 27 2004, 01:56 PM
- - EvilSpoon   You could transform it into a radio or a bomb. But...   Apr 27 2004, 07:47 PM
- - snoo   you can actually buy toasters with built in radios...   Apr 27 2004, 07:51 PM
- - Dreams On Hiatus   wear them as hats...   Apr 29 2004, 12:24 AM
- - the lil' pie fairy   for pulling guys/girlies? i mean, if someone went ...   Apr 29 2004, 02:39 PM
- - MrTeapot   Hey Pie, fancy a Cheese and Tomato toastie?   Apr 29 2004, 07:18 PM
- - Sir_Psycho_Sexy   QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Apr 29 2004, 07:17 PM)Hey P...   Apr 29 2004, 07:27 PM
- - Hobbes   Poor toasters, getting used and abused all the tim...   Apr 29 2004, 07:54 PM
- - MrTeapot   I nearly assumed that youe poem was going to be a ...   Apr 29 2004, 09:21 PM
- - Twitching   You can use them to turn a Pop-Tart into a Flaming...   Apr 29 2004, 11:43 PM
- - the lil' pie fairy   QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Apr 29 2004, 07:17 PM)Hey P...   Apr 30 2004, 08:02 AM
- - Greeneyes   If you heat them up and then pour water on them, y...   May 5 2004, 04:49 PM
- - Cath   QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Apr 30 2004, ...   May 5 2004, 06:01 PM
- - MrTeapot   Oh yeah, erm, forgot I was married. But come on it...   May 5 2004, 06:18 PM
- - Cath   Well alright seeing as we aren't actually marr...   May 5 2004, 08:02 PM
- - MrTeapot   We're still not married? Gah where did I put t...   May 5 2004, 08:44 PM
- - the lil' pie fairy   i didnae take it to play cards with...nope. nada. ...   May 6 2004, 02:26 PM
- - Cath   QUOTE (MrTeapot @ May 5 2004, 09:43 PM)We...   May 6 2004, 06:04 PM
- - MrTeapot   Of course. I love relationships where both people ...   May 6 2004, 07:00 PM
- - the lil' pie fairy   *is rather flattered* i'd blush if i could...   May 7 2004, 02:30 PM


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