 Uses For Toasters, I'm buying my friend one |
 Apr 23 2004, 10:59 PM
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 living in your basement, eating your candy hearts  Group: Established Members Posts: 3,418 Joined: 23-February 04 From: cloud cuckoo land Member No.: 959 Gender: Female  |
Following Jonman's suggestion, I am buying a toasty maker for my friend. However, I need extra uses for it. I'm going to give them to my friend, and don't worry, I'll quote you. So far I have
- To make toastys - General humor value - Self defense (anyone read the langoliers?) - Taking up counter space - Mystifying lower life-forms - General amusement (he's easily amused) Thanks 
-------------------- Being corrupted by candice since 2004
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Apr 29 2004, 09:21 PM
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 Samauri Teapain Group: Established Members Posts: 2,172 Joined: 3-January 04 From: In a Cardboard box under my bed. Member No.: 844 Gender: Male |
I nearly assumed that youe poem was going to be a little more sexual to follow the Cheese and Tomato Toast gag. Then again that is a sweet work of non-prose literature my man.
I was both happy and sad together in equilibrium? (Is that a posh word to put in here correctly?) -------------------- @>-'--,--Cath and gothictheysay are my E-Teapotettes.@>-'--,--
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gothictheysay Uses For Toasters Apr 23 2004, 10:59 PM
Snugglebum the Destroyer When I was living on my own, I could make a whole ... Apr 23 2004, 11:11 PM deranged_ferret Uses for toasters you say? What about the hand war... Apr 23 2004, 11:13 PM Sir_Psycho_Sexy you could get novelty shape ones, i'm sure i s... Apr 23 2004, 11:26 PM Thus Spoke Zarathustra Just remember not to try and pry out stuck bread/t... Apr 23 2004, 11:30 PM Artemisia THERAPY
A toaster helped me get over my strong st... Apr 24 2004, 04:56 AM snoo Toaster pr0n:
Marmite Thread
Read that thread ^ ... Apr 24 2004, 09:29 AM Marsyas Uses for a toaster, eh?
Find a plain, stainless s... Apr 24 2004, 08:06 PM gothictheysay QUOTE Or you could just glue little googly eyes to... Apr 24 2004, 09:20 PM Faerieryn Toastie machines have numerous uses:
1: Making to... Apr 24 2004, 10:26 PM Silver Star Angel of Da Towers You can look at those orange glowy thingys inside Apr 25 2004, 09:49 PM Righteous Growing up, my brother and I were backyard wrestle... Apr 25 2004, 10:06 PM spiffilicious05 using a toaster as a weapon???? Apr 27 2004, 01:56 PM EvilSpoon You could transform it into a radio or a bomb. But... Apr 27 2004, 07:47 PM snoo you can actually buy toasters with built in radios... Apr 27 2004, 07:51 PM Dreams On Hiatus wear them as hats... Apr 29 2004, 12:24 AM the lil' pie fairy for pulling guys/girlies?
i mean, if someone went ... Apr 29 2004, 02:39 PM MrTeapot Hey Pie, fancy a Cheese and Tomato toastie? Apr 29 2004, 07:18 PM Sir_Psycho_Sexy QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Apr 29 2004, 07:17 PM)Hey P... Apr 29 2004, 07:27 PM Hobbes Poor toasters, getting used and abused all the tim... Apr 29 2004, 07:54 PM Twitching You can use them to turn a Pop-Tart into a Flaming... Apr 29 2004, 11:43 PM the lil' pie fairy QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Apr 29 2004, 07:17 PM)Hey P... Apr 30 2004, 08:02 AM Greeneyes If you heat them up and then pour water on them, y... May 5 2004, 04:49 PM Cath QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Apr 30 2004, ... May 5 2004, 06:01 PM MrTeapot Oh yeah, erm, forgot I was married. But come on it... May 5 2004, 06:18 PM Cath Well alright seeing as we aren't actually marr... May 5 2004, 08:02 PM MrTeapot We're still not married? Gah where did I put t... May 5 2004, 08:44 PM the lil' pie fairy i didnae take it to play cards with...nope. nada. ... May 6 2004, 02:26 PM Cath QUOTE (MrTeapot @ May 5 2004, 09:43 PM)We... May 6 2004, 06:04 PM MrTeapot Of course. I love relationships where both people ... May 6 2004, 07:00 PM
the lil' pie fairy *is rather flattered*
i'd blush if i could... May 7 2004, 02:30 PM |
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