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gothictheysay
post Apr 23 2004, 10:59 PM
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Following Jonman's suggestion, I am buying a toasty maker for my friend. However, I need extra uses for it. I'm going to give them to my friend, and don't worry, I'll quote you. So far I have

- To make toastys

- General humor value

- Self defense (anyone read the langoliers?)

- Taking up counter space

- Mystifying lower life-forms

- General amusement (he's easily amused)

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post Apr 23 2004, 11:11 PM
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When I was living on my own, I could make a whole tin of beans last five days - assuming I ate toasties every day...

Ummm... Toastie makers are shit hot? (does this count as spam)*

*(which isn't good in a toastie BTW)


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post Apr 23 2004, 11:13 PM
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Uses for toasters you say? What about the hand warming values? tongue.gif


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post Apr 23 2004, 11:26 PM
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you could get novelty shape ones, i'm sure i saw a cow shaped one once tongue.gif


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post Apr 23 2004, 11:30 PM
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Just remember not to try and pry out stuck bread/toast with a knife or other metallic instrument when the toaster is plugged in!


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post Apr 24 2004, 04:56 AM
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THERAPY

A toaster helped me get over my strong startle response. I put the toast in, did something else, and when the toast popped it used to scare me so much I jumped and almost screamed. After using the toaster often enough, I stopped startling at the slightest pop noise.

Also, toasters can toast English muffins....English muffins are the base for Eggs Benedict (sp?)...therefore toasters make eggs benedict....those are great...therefore toasters are great.
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post Apr 24 2004, 09:29 AM
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Toaster pr0n:

Marmite Thread

Read that thread ^ or just google image search for 'marmite'


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post Apr 24 2004, 08:06 PM
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Uses for a toaster, eh?

Find a plain, stainless steel toaster and draw a face on it and dub it the Brave Little Toaster. It will have many crazy adventures in the absence of its Master with the lamp, electric blanket, radio, and vacuum, among other delightfully friendly household items.

*runs to watch The Brave Little Toaster*

Or you could just glue little googly eyes to it and draw a smile with a magic marker and just SAY it's the Brave Little Toaster so he can find numerous other ways to amuse himself with it.


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post Apr 24 2004, 09:20 PM
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Or you could just glue little googly eyes to it and draw a smile with a magic marker and just SAY it's the Brave Little Toaster so he can find numerous other ways to amuse himself with it.


I'll give him glue, googly eyes, and a permanent marker along with the gift. It's actually a toaster-toaster oven. It does both! I think that's even better. So every time you look in the toaster oven you can see a smiling face... tongue.gif


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post Apr 24 2004, 10:26 PM
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Toastie machines have numerous uses:

1: Making toasties (do not try and make one with marshmallows. A friend of mine did that once and melted the bread, marshmallows AND the toastie maker-not good)

2: Making fried eggs in a funky triangular shape

3: Burning your mouth on shit hot cream cheese and stuff like that 'cos you forgot how hot is will actually be

4: Stunning your friends by what exactly you can make from a bit of mouldy chees and a choccie biccie

5: They're fun! Especially if you get the one shaped like a cow that moo's

6: Just though of another one. You could acre people by putting a small tape recorder underneath it and fool everyone into thinking you have a talkie toaster "Would you liek some toast?... A muffin?... A crumpet?... A toasted tea cake?"


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post Apr 25 2004, 09:49 PM
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post Apr 25 2004, 10:06 PM
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Growing up, my brother and I were backyard wrestlers. One of our favorite weapons was a toaster, specifically one that had been burned-out. I don't know if you guys are into that, but if you are, go for it.


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post Apr 27 2004, 01:56 PM
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blink.gif using a toaster as a weapon????


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post Apr 27 2004, 07:47 PM
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You could transform it into a radio or a bomb. But then, either way, it would no longer be a toaster.

Make a small pizza (If it's oven-like)

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post Apr 27 2004, 07:51 PM
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you can actually buy toasters with built in radios...I saw one somewhere rolleyes.gif


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post Apr 29 2004, 12:24 AM
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wear them as hats...


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post Apr 29 2004, 02:39 PM
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for pulling guys/girlies?
i mean, if someone went "hey, do you fancy a cheese and tomato toastie?" i'd be off like a shot rolleyes.gif


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post Apr 29 2004, 07:18 PM
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Hey Pie, fancy a Cheese and Tomato toastie?


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post Apr 29 2004, 07:27 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Apr 29 2004, 07:17 PM)
Hey Pie, fancy a Cheese and Tomato toastie?

god DAMN thats horny!


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post Apr 29 2004, 07:54 PM
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Poor toasters, getting used and abused all the time. I feel sorry for the toaster, thus shown by this which I wrote a year or so ago.

I'm sick of being a toaster.
The clients act the same.
They keep on yelling, "Browner lad!"
It's such a flippin' pain.

They all take me for granted.
I'm more than just for toast!
I'm pretty good with crumpets,
An accomodating host.

Occasionally I show them,
That they can't mess with me.
I make sure that I burn the loaf,
So there's none left for tea!

But still they just put bread in,
Be it wholemeal, white, or brown.
Expecting that I'll make them,
They greatest toast in town.


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post Apr 29 2004, 09:21 PM
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I nearly assumed that youe poem was going to be a little more sexual to follow the Cheese and Tomato Toast gag. Then again that is a sweet work of non-prose literature my man.

I was both happy and sad together in equilibrium? (Is that a posh word to put in here correctly?)


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post Apr 29 2004, 11:43 PM
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You can use them to turn a Pop-Tart into a Flaming Inferno of DOOM and incidentally burn your kitchen down at the same time.


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post Apr 30 2004, 08:02 AM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Apr 29 2004, 07:17 PM)
Hey Pie, fancy a Cheese and Tomato toastie?

*hehe* sure, only if it's cooked slowly and gently though!!

ohh...so horny tongue.gif wink.gif


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post May 5 2004, 04:49 PM
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If you heat them up and then pour water on them, you can turn your kitchen into a steam room. You can also die from electrocution. Fantastic value for money.


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post May 5 2004, 06:01 PM
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QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Apr 30 2004, 09:01 AM)
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Apr 29 2004, 07:17 PM)
Hey Pie, fancy a Cheese and Tomato toastie?

*hehe* sure, only if it's cooked slowly and gently though!!

ohh...so horny tongue.gif wink.gif

Oi! Keep your hands off my Teapot! tongue.gif


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