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post Apr 28 2004, 01:20 AM
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I thought it would be cool if we could come up with our own action figures. laugh.gif

Maybe a design and idea for those forumites you know and love or one for yourself.

The one I'm thinking of is Leo and his mighty banhammer complete with banhammer smashing wrist action.

Anyone else?


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post Apr 28 2004, 01:42 AM
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Spiffilicious with real brushable hair and voice action featuring over 112 real sentences like, "Get a job, Ri," and "Damn, you're sexy."

Righteous with real jiggling gut action, food wrapper accessories and a complete list of all the jobs he's lost.

Coming soon: Haggard-ass Bum Righteous with day-old clothes, empty cigarette packs and scruffy five o'clock shadow.

Don't forget to buy the Sexual Tension Righteous and Spiffilicious Double Pack and Rightous's haggard-ass room playset.


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post Apr 28 2004, 02:29 AM
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Sexual Tension Righteous and Spiffilicious Double Pack


I think the phrase "sexual tension" just gets me.

Mata holding a flag with the world on it flipping in the breeze. tongue.gif

Sir Max with the plaque in one hand and when you wind him up, he smacks someone with a philosophy textbook.

Commie pointing a finger, and when you yank the tab, says something variously intelligent that defeats your argument much too often.


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post Apr 28 2004, 01:11 PM
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lolo and her trusty llama, sparky (complete with potato sack AND spiting action)


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post Apr 28 2004, 04:05 PM
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Missysaurus. happy.gif

Accessories available for Missysaurus include a 1/10 scale replica of Spammer City, which Missysaurus crushes with her mighty feet. Also available, of course, are genuine Spammers for Missysaurus to munch on (all accessories sold separately...batteries not included).


Also, RPA action figures! We all have super hero alter egos, you know. And to find those alter egos, I employed the very scientific method of typing our names into a super hero name generator...except for Lo. She had her name already.

Missy is The Iron-Muscled Destroyer
I am The Red Toxicologist
Lo is The Horny Avenger
Sean is The Astounding Crusader
Gerb is The Weird and Wacky Wizard
Ravein is The Intellectual Ninja
Syuu is The Flying Tsunami

And I'll come back with more later and add more. All in one post would be kind of dull. There's 15 of us, after all.


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post Apr 28 2004, 04:27 PM
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wow! We'll be just like the spice girls!!!

*runs off* I'm sorry... ph34r.gif

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post Apr 28 2004, 04:27 PM
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Gothictheysay with her collection of noobs in poke'balls around her waist-(different colors so she knows who is who) and when you squeeze her she says one of these lovely 5 phrases:

1."GO DEO! BE SNEAKY AND TELL YOUR LITTLE SISTER IT'S A NECKLACE!"
2."TYLER DURDEN! ---DON'T SPAM!"
3."SHORTEN YOUR SIGNATURE....LORAX!"
4."FINISH 'EM OFF WITH 'SAY SOMETHING VARIOUSLY INTELLIGENT THAT DEFEATS THE ARGUEMENT AND LEANDS THEM ALL TO BELIEVE YOU ARE CHANNELING COMMIE'...ANGEL PONEROS!"
5."TENACIOUS C--POST!"

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post Apr 28 2004, 04:27 PM
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No0b greeting moop with real duct tape action (refills sold seperately)

also available is a set of n00bs for attachment to walls and ceilings


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post Apr 28 2004, 06:00 PM
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Ohh, can I have a tic tac gun??? wink.gif


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post Apr 28 2004, 06:05 PM
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If you get a Tic tac gun I want a Noob Granade!

Queenie with Cower action just point and say lick the sponge and she'll cower!


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post Apr 28 2004, 06:17 PM
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Mmmm - perhaps Queenie could come with some sort of Bean Bag Attack move? Some sort of flipping action?


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post Apr 28 2004, 06:18 PM
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A Candice doll patent pending that has a button on the backpatent pending that makes her say "Boy Howdy" patent pending.
I feel sick just quoting it
She also has a computer chip patent pending that makes her respond to the Jaq doll patent pending who does the exact same thing.

A Mr. Fuzzy action figure, with lots of hair patent pending. It also has the ability to get up and walk away and not come back for long periods of time patent pending. Also, it easily fits inside of Mata's future new server.

A Jonman lifesized action figure that answers all of your questions patent pending.
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post Apr 28 2004, 06:22 PM
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QUOTE (Oni Usagi @ Apr 28 2004, 06:17 PM)
A Jonman lifesized action figure that answers all of your questions patent pending.

A lifesize Jonman??? Just think of the possibilities!


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post Apr 28 2004, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE (snoo @ Apr 28 2004, 06:21 PM)
QUOTE (Oni Usagi @ Apr 28 2004, 06:17 PM)
A Jonman lifesized action figure that answers all of your questions patent pending.

A lifesize Jonman??? Just think of the possibilities!

My eyees! They burn *ahem*

Damn my imagination


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post Apr 28 2004, 07:04 PM
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ok my doll would have really badly dyed hair, complete with a billion split ends.

an ice cream firing mechanism and a constant look of "argh! how the hell am I going to find a dress that suits me in less than a month when I have nobody to go shopping with???"


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post Apr 28 2004, 08:16 PM
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QUOTE (candice @ Apr 28 2004, 11:04 AM)
Missysaurus. happy.gif

Accessories available for Missysaurus include a 1/10 scale replica of Spammer City, which Missysaurus crushes with her mighty feet. Also available, of course, are genuine Spammers for Missysaurus to munch on (all accessories sold separately...batteries not included).

Ahahahahaha. Candice, I love you. I really do.



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post Apr 28 2004, 08:42 PM
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahhahhahhahah laugh.gif I think I just laughed so hard I pulled something... holy crap.....


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post Apr 28 2004, 09:12 PM
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Wow. Rachel, you > everything.


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post Apr 28 2004, 09:18 PM
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QUOTE (Oni Usagi @ Apr 28 2004, 06:17 PM)
A Jonman lifesized action figure that answers all of your questions patent pending.

Me thinks a Jon one Kenobi action figure would be great. But the"force" would probably be sold separately.


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post Apr 28 2004, 11:27 PM
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Can we have folks that aren't directly a part of the forum but are distinct influences? Case in point: Ass-Kicking Rick (my brother) with kicking-Ri-off-the-computer action and a mic and amp that plays real songs as Ri attempts to stay online.


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post Apr 28 2004, 11:46 PM
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A DOH "Kill the Stupid People" action figure. Comes complete with an angry scowl and a big hammer to whack the tiny clay-figure people with.


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post Apr 29 2004, 02:04 AM
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My ideas, they're taking awhile but they're coming.

Oni Usagi in his secret service uniform with karate chop action.

Drag queen Aries, dress him as a guy or dress him as a girl, he's sexy either way. Available seperatly a pvc outfit.

Cute and cuddly cookie eating Commie. Includes a button to start singing like cookie monster.

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post Apr 29 2004, 02:08 AM
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QUOTE (candice @ Apr 28 2004, 12:04 PM)
Lo is The Horny Avenger

complete with a salmon coloured satin lined potato sack


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[B] Own Microsoft
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[D] Capture the only man in the universe who can stop you, tell him your plans, then place him in an easily escapable situation with an air duct linking him to every country in the Northern Hemisphere and leave him alone.
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post Apr 29 2004, 05:45 PM
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Spiffy's is a pull-string doll that says "I love you," "Give me your money (and your soul)", and other phrases too. Comes complete with Johnny Depp (her guitar) and allergy pills. laugh.gif

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A DOH "Kill the Stupid People" action figure. Comes complete with an angry scowl and a big hammer to whack the tiny clay-figure people with.


lmao

and what set of action figures would be complete without a nemisis? I vote for my backstabbing ex best friend nicole also known as ms. 187.

she comes complete with various phraises such as:

"I'm an idiot, how are you?"
"Please shoot me, I don't deserve to live."
"When I grow up some day I'm going to creat little mean and stupid people."
"I want to rule the world and crush it like a bug"
"Stop copying me, everything in this world is credited to me and you can't do any of it."
"Stop stalking me, anywhere you are and I am too classifies as stalking. Including the movies and mall, come within a one mile radius of me and I'll sue."


She also comes with great back stabbing action, horrid orange hair (red heads aren't bad until you've seen her), and settings varying from mildly annoying, to cruel, to SOMEONE MUST KILL THIS PERSON NOW!


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