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[Pikasyuu]

just here to add hugs for izzy. *hugs* i know how the day after nights like that feel - it's not fun, and i'm very glad you're feeling better.

[voices_in_my_hea...]

OH man, pooping and throwing up.
Not a drinking story of any sort, but last week (At least I think it was last week...it was pretty recently, anyway) I went to eat at McDonald's and got a 10 piece chicken nugget meal with fries. I couldn't think of what I wanted to drink so my Brotherinlaw ordered for me, Sweet tea. Now, as I work there, I feel the need to tell you all this - when we make sweet tea, we make it in a very large bucket, and add a bottle (An entire effin' bottle) of liquid sweetener to it. Now, those of you who drink sweet tea will know that when left out, it sours very fast. However, with the large amount of sugar in it, you can't tell whenever the tea is sour. To add to that, the bucket has no lid on it and after it's done brewing, we're often too busy to immeadietly put it into the tea dispensers as we should, so your tea is exposed to EVERYTHING that is floating around the air. Coughing employees, ect.
I would also like to note that until recently, we didn't throw out our fries when they were old (By "old", I mean about 10 minutes, not like a day or anything.) because often we, once again, didn't have time to make an entirely new batch.
SO
back to the story.

A combination of said Sweet Tea of Doom and Fries of Doom made their way into my mouth, before I knew all of this.
Food poisoning.

Mental image for thought: me sitting on the toilet in my mom's bathroom, occasionally leaning forward to puke into the tub. Also, the vomit was almost entirely sweet tea and half-digested fries.

Sexxxxxy.

[Mata]

Has anyone else noticed how, when you get food poisoning from somewhere like McDonald's, you just tend to shrug and accept it? Like that was a known risk of eating there in the first place?

[I_am_the_best]

Mmm yes subway. But it's too tasty to slander.

I've vommed on the loo and hence have an aversion to using it when ill. I always need a little rationalising before I make the decision to get my flabby butt off the chair and into the bathroom. Bleurgh.

Also, surprise periods. But HAHA, this time I was prepared bitch. HA. Emma 1, period 0. Suck on that.

[Pikasyuu]

why do you guys try to lean over to the tub when it's coming out both ends? park a small trash can (like the kind commonly found in household bathrooms) on your lap and vomit away. no mess!

[Mr Fuzzy]

A large pyrex mixing bowl is the best chunder catcher. Comfortable to curl up around.

[voices_in_my_hea...]

why do you guys try to lean over to the tub when it's coming out both ends? park a small trash can (like the kind commonly found in household bathrooms) on your lap and vomit away. no mess!

It was actually pretty convieniant, because of the layout of my mom's bathroom. I just had to lean forward oh-so- slightly.

Also, I second the suprise periods suck statement. Mine are usually so damn late that I didn't even think this one *might* be on schedule. It lulled me into a false sense of security? (Or...insecurity, I guess)

[Mata]

No, stick to the bin Mr Fuzzy - there's too much chance of a bowl tipping up while in your lap. Bins or buckets are much more huggable. Also the plastic isn't as cold on your face as a bowl or sink - this is important when you have to prop your head up.

[Moosh]

Being sick always makes me feel too hot for me, so I prefer the cold touch of the porcelain when propping my head up.

Current TMI is that I daren't move more than 10 feet from a toilet. Normally I'd just take the day off, but I need to get up to uni to hand in some coursework today. It's a 20 minute journey by bus.

[EvilSpork]

Pooped like six times yesterday. Normal poops, even. I guess I'm just full of s*#%.

[Phyllis]

Um. Ow.

I had a blister on my little toe. I put one of those fancy little blister plasters on it. You know, the kind that cost like £4 for 6 of them or something ridiculous like that. Anyway, I went to peel it off, not realising that you're supposed to let that type of plaster fall off naturally. Whoops.

I peeled off almost all of the skin on the top of my toe along with it.

I had another on my other little toe. I made moop peel that one off. I was too scared. I didn't want to expose more of my delicate flesh.

Currently debating the pros and cons of taking a photo before I bandage it up (with regular plasters this time, thank you very much).

[elphaba2]

Plasters? Who ARE you? Don't make me do what I did to Madonna. You notice she talks normally now?

I pooped so much I clogged the toilet. I blamed it on a boy I used to have a crush on. Sweet, stinky revenge.

[Phyllis]

Hush, you! I've lived here for 3.5 years, and my accent hasn't changed, just my vocabulary. You should be glad that what came out wasn't just nonsense words. The terms for things here get all muddled with the terms for things back home sometimes, and it's anyone's guess what will come out when I type/speak.

I ended up not taking pictures. It is bandaged now. There, BANDAGED. Is that suitable, Miss Elphaba?

[Cath Sparrow]

Ok random period question.

Do you pull the rip cord before you pee and risk muscle spasm or after you pee when there's a higher risk of soggy rip cord?

[mooooooooooopo]

If you're peeing while parachuting I think you have bigger problems...

TMI the first:

I peeled off almost all of the skin on the top of my toe along with it.

I touched Candice's exposed toe flesh. Sadly I didn't take a photo.

TMI The second:
The lights in the loos at work are on a timer. It is set a little too short. There have been incidents where I've narrowly escaped being eaten by a grue.

[LoLo]

Ok random period question.

Do you pull the rip cord before you pee and risk muscle spasm or after you pee when there's a higher risk of soggy rip cord?

Pull before, unless I am squirming and have to pee really really badly. Pull, pee, wipe, insert new one, wipe again. If I'm squirming, pee, wipe, pull, insert, wipe again. Yeah it's TMI just answering that.

Other TMI there is one area of my recent gum graft that is still swollen and looks like a tiny small grape.

[Pikasyuu]

or you could just reach up with toilet paper in hand and pull.

[littlebear]

After a few too many visits to Madame Palm and her Five Lovely Daughters I've developed a small blister on the shaft of my member.

[Mata]

That has got to have taken a lot of work.

My TMI... Umm... Hm. The lines of my tattoo are getting a bit flaky? I don't really have anything icky to share today.

[Hobbes]

After a few too many visits to Madame Palm and her Five Lovely Daughters I've developed a small blister on the shaft of my member.

One helluva first post

[elphaba2]

Unless it's little_bear back from the dead...

My TMI is that yesterday I ate Indian food, chain-smoked cigarettes and took a shot of whiskey....and then made out with a dude! GROSS!

[Pikasyuu]

my TMI is that i wouldn't mind making out with Elph. sounds smoky and spicy!

[gothictheysay]

Yeah, elph, that actually sounds pretty yummy. Lucky dude!

There's an annoying pimple on my boob that, after me futzing with it, swelled to epic proportions. It's on the decline, but it's still frustrating. Sometimes it's the whitish pus and sometimes it's the clear stuff, and it's taking a while to clean it out considering that it's still painful.

[elphaba2]

Aww, you guys are gross Makeouts for all!

TMI for the day: I have a small bathroom. I have the runs. Cleaning while on the toilet is awesome! My bathroom has never looked better!

[voices_in_my_hea...]

Oh, man. So the other night I developed a very bad case of heartburn. (Damn you, grapefruit juice!) since it was about 4am before it really started hurting, and I really didn't feel like waiting around for it to clear up instead of sleeping, I just downed a ton of Pepto Bismol.
I checked the side effects and it said "a temporary darkening of stools".
I laughed.




When took a poop the next night I understood why they'd warn me about that. Horrifying.