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Yannick
post Nov 22 2011, 12:40 AM
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I have a few yucky scabs on my legs from that real life thing I've been frequenting lately. My school has a Health Academy program.

Today, some Health Academy student that I've never seen before asked if she could poke one of my scabs so she could determine whether or not it was infected. Wanting a diagnosis (from her undoubtedly expert technique), I told her to go for it. Poking and prodding later, she told me it wasn't.

Weird moment.


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post Nov 22 2011, 09:01 AM
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I got something in my eye on Sunday night that was large and was very difficult to get out. By the time I managed to get a few pieces of it out, my entire eye had become bloodshot and sore. There still was a piece of it in my eye though, when I went to sleep. During the night my eye created so much goop to try and get the thing out, that I woke up 3 times with my eye sealed shut by the goop. It continued to create the goop yesterday, so all through classes I was sat there picking the dried goop from around my eye. I'm lovely. biggrin.gif


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post Dec 1 2011, 10:03 AM
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I may have reindeer herpes. My wife Mary is very suspicious. I keep telling her that you can get it from cleaning out their pens, but Mary doesn't believe me, she's seen the way Prancer looks at me.


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post Dec 5 2011, 02:19 PM
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I had a shower today for the first time since I broke my leg over a month ago.


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post Dec 10 2011, 03:17 PM
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Is your skin all scaly?


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post Dec 11 2011, 09:01 PM
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in places yup.


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post Dec 20 2011, 08:23 PM
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It's always a bit distressing when the bath water looks like soup.


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Yannick
post Dec 22 2011, 03:06 AM
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I always have to take a short shower after I bathe. ...Otherwise I just feel dirty. =/

(Not really TMI, but not a lot of yuck going on right now.)


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post Jan 1 2012, 01:08 PM
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I was very ill (not hungover) on the night of boxing day. One symptom of this was that I had the rather unusual sensation of pissing through my bum. Urk. Between that and the vomiting I lost 3kg (about 7lbs) in one day. This has got to be the first time I've lost weight over Christmas.


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post Jan 1 2012, 04:25 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Jan 1 2012, 02:08 PM) *
I was very ill (not hungover) on the night of boxing day. One symptom of this was that I had the rather unusual sensation of pissing through my bum. Urk. Between that and the vomiting I lost 3kg (about 7lbs) in one day. This has got to be the first time I've lost weight over Christmas.


At least I'm not the only one! I had a lot of "oliebollen" which didn't agree with my stomach. I managed to light all the fireworks I got, but after that I spent the first few hours of 2012 on the toilet.
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post Jan 2 2012, 04:55 AM
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does anyone else get the poop shivers with diarrhea?


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Pikasyuu
post Jan 2 2012, 06:49 PM
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strangely, no
but i do have yet to come up with a way to ensure that nothing gets in my nose during the copious vomiting as of late. fortunately it happens less often than usual.
chocolate and cheese. ew.


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post Jan 2 2012, 07:55 PM
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Speaking of getting in the nose I've been meaning to share this. I was eating some (steak)fries and somehow managed to get a chunk of one up there. After drinking some and waiting to see if it would dislodge it started to itch like it wanted to make the full trip so I picked up a napkin and gave it a blow. Out it came with a nice loud pop like a plunger being pulled out of a tube. Fortunately nobody was around so I didn't have to find out if it was audible outside my head.
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post Jan 3 2012, 01:29 AM
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QUOTE (Oni Usagi @ Jan 2 2012, 08:55 PM) *
Speaking of getting in the nose I've been meaning to share this. I was eating some (steak)fries and somehow managed to get a chunk of one up there. After drinking some and waiting to see if it would dislodge it started to itch like it wanted to make the full trip so I picked up a napkin and gave it a blow. Out it came with a nice loud pop like a plunger being pulled out of a tube. Fortunately nobody was around so I didn't have to find out if it was audible outside my head.


Now I'm hungry :/
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Mata
post Jan 5 2012, 10:14 AM
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The Dutch in the south of the Netherlands really do like their chips...

Diarrhea shivers? It was difficult to tell under the vomit convulsions that make me literally go from normal to dripping with sweat in 30 seconds. I do hope that I can't be reinfected with that one otherwise the first week back at uni will probably be very messy - I'm sure some of the students will be passing it around.


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post Jan 16 2012, 01:14 AM
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vomiting down your chest into your cleavage sucks. so does having to be held up so you don't choke on your own vomit. i think i know what "projectile vomit" means now.


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post Jan 18 2012, 11:05 AM
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I think that would only count as projectile vomiting if it bounced off of a wall down your cleavage.

I don't think I'd mind being sick so much if it weren't for the way the bits get stuck in your nose.


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post Jan 20 2012, 08:51 AM
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Yesterday somehow the consumption of 2 beers made me vomit. I almost didn't make it to the toilet on time, but even though I did, I didn't manage to get my head properly placed and so got chunks all over the toilet seat. Yum.


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post Jan 21 2012, 09:36 PM
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Today is a poop day. I have hardly been awake that long and I just keep having to poop.


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post Jan 23 2012, 03:49 AM
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Some drunken flurb projectile vomited into the fire pit during a bardic smores session. Worst stench ever. Fortunately, everyone was gone enough to think it was hilarious.


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post Jan 24 2012, 04:22 AM
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While changing my son's diaper, I got some poop on my hand. I can't go wash my hands until I deal with the wiggling one on his changing table, so I had to just use a wipe to clean the mess off my hand until I could get to the sink. After getting the wiggling one changed, dressed again, and put in a safe place; I forgot to go wash my hands for a while.

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post Mar 1 2012, 08:54 PM
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Too much tomato sauce made for an orange-red poo this morning.


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post Mar 13 2012, 07:44 PM
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thanks to having a mostly healthy diet lately i haven't had any gas, but i broke it for an ultimate chicken burrito from del taco that was incredibly disgusting and didn't even taste that great. as a consequence, farting was all i did the entire time i was in bed. ugh.


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post Mar 16 2012, 01:12 PM
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As someone who doesn't really drink I think I have to re-evaluate that. The last couple of months I have drank more than in the last couple of years, but my birthday night must have been the queen of drunken nights in the last couple of weeks.

I became so drunk I could hardly remember anything from the night I spend (hopefully) laughing with my friends.
The next morning I had a mad face looking towards me as I probably behaved as a douche, and was reminded of it but not
Told how far my douchebaggery went. What I do know is that my left knee is battered and now have big black bruises but... Still don't know how.... Ah well.... Back to doing sports and drinking water


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post Mar 19 2012, 07:31 PM
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My roommate cooked a spicy dinner today. Main ingredient? 10x more the amount of sambal then the recipe said. Apparently he read "dinner spoon" instead of "dessert spoon". And not just some dinner spoon, the biggest spoon in the whole kitchen. It's just not spicy unless it's firing out of both exits, if you know what I mean.
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