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post Mar 20 2012, 10:42 PM
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QUOTE (BigMistake @ Mar 19 2012, 09:31 PM) *
My roommate cooked a spicy dinner today. Main ingredient? 10x more the amount of sambal then the recipe said. Apparently he read "dinner spoon" instead of "dessert spoon". And not just some dinner spoon, the biggest spoon in the whole kitchen. It's just not spicy unless it's firing out of both exits, if you know what I mean.



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post Mar 20 2012, 11:53 PM
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Scratched my head and unconsciously started picking at a spot on my scalp. Now I have blood in my hair sad.gif


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post Mar 21 2012, 11:22 AM
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QUOTE (Phantom @ Mar 20 2012, 11:42 PM) *
Bless you, hope you're feeling better now!

Yeah, all better now.

QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Mar 21 2012, 12:53 AM) *
Scratched my head and unconsciously started picking at a spot on my scalp. Now I have blood in my hair sad.gif


That sounds like a great way to get out of school. Simply scratch your head in class a bit and go "Oh my god my head is bleeding!". Then run out and enjoy the rest of the day off.

But seriously, sucks. I know how you feel :S
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post Apr 10 2012, 04:27 AM
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Had my tonsils out and my uvula is about five times the size. Probably normal due to post-healing swelling, but sort of terrifying, and I'm still asking daddy if it's normal. also, have to remember that even while a small amount of blood is okay, that "blood" was probably cherry popsicle.


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post Apr 10 2012, 05:17 AM
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QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Apr 10 2012, 06:27 AM) *
Had my tonsils out and my uvula is about five times the size. Probably normal due to post-healing swelling, but sort of terrifying, and I'm still asking daddy if it's normal. also, have to remember that even while a small amount of blood is okay, that "blood" was probably cherry popsicle.


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post Apr 10 2012, 01:27 PM
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QUOTE (BigMistake @ Apr 9 2012, 10:17 PM) *
QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Apr 10 2012, 06:27 AM) *
Had my tonsils out and my uvula is about five times the size. Probably normal due to post-healing swelling, but sort of terrifying, and I'm still asking daddy if it's normal. also, have to remember that even while a small amount of blood is okay, that "blood" was probably cherry popsicle.


Excuse to eat lots and lots of icecream! (or popsicles)


I don't think she can have dairy, because that usually increases the risk for infections.

TMI for me...I've been having an issue with my jaw lately when giving bj's. It's been popping out of place to the point where I can't easily pop it back in like I used to. Recently it did this to the point where half of my face was swollen and sore the next day. This happened to me once when having a root canal (I wasn't giving a bj at the time, just extended wide mouth opening) and the oral surgeon had to pop it back in himself, because I couldn't. Fun times!


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post Apr 14 2012, 06:05 PM
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Eek Lo! you might be able to get a doctor to look at that or fix it. doesn't sound good.

I'm not supposed to have dairy because of infection risk, but the doctor said that it's better I eat something, and so far pudding is the only thing that goes down easily with minimal pain. I just have to drink water afterwards. I'm also on preventative amoxicillin, so that helps. But I have never felt more "D:" than when the scabs came off and I bled for about ten minutes from the back of my throat. Luckily stopped, and the pain is better, but super scary.


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post Apr 16 2012, 01:32 AM
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additional TMI: I haven't pooped for a week until today due to not eating much and constipation from medication. I'm about to poop for like the third time today! Hurray!


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post Apr 16 2012, 09:29 AM
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QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Apr 14 2012, 11:05 AM) *
Eek Lo! you might be able to get a doctor to look at that or fix it. doesn't sound good.


Nah, there's nothing they can do for it, it's just how my jaw is. The only thing really is to take breaks if it happens to much and try not to pop it out of place if I can.


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QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Apr 15 2012, 06:32 PM) *
additional TMI: I haven't pooped for a week until today due to not eating much and constipation from medication. I'm about to poop for like the third time today! Hurray!


Yay! That can be such a relief and feel so good when it happens. biggrin.gif


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post Apr 16 2012, 10:25 AM
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After Lo's last post I demand this thread be closed. I can't take this kind of shit, really, I can't. The concept of Fuzzy junk is terrifying enough without the new fact that it can DISLOCATE jaws with it's mighty heft.

Edit : syuu, you've been buggering around with my profile again!


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post Apr 17 2012, 05:02 AM
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Clogged the toilet. \m/ Not only do I not know how to fix it (the cycle of waiting and flushing was completely ineffective), but right now I have no desire to. I'm sleepy and talking to my favorite person in the world. :3


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post Apr 17 2012, 09:54 AM
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Had a panic attack the other day because the other half (at the time) couldn't find the "m" string.


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post Apr 17 2012, 07:16 PM
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QUOTE (monkey_called_narth @ Apr 17 2012, 10:54 AM) *
Had a panic attack the other day because the other half (at the time) couldn't find the "m" string.

I can't find it, either.

WHAT IS IT?

I've never heard this term before.


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post Apr 20 2012, 07:10 AM
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http://www.mirena-us.com/index.jsp?WT.mc_i...7&WT.srch=1


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post Apr 20 2012, 10:59 AM
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OH. Dude, IUDs freak me out. It's a completely irrational fear on my part, but gaaaaahhh. ph34r.gif

So. Today I learnt that pap smears are different in the UK.

(I should have learnt this before now, oh my God, I have been living here for 6 years. I switched my spellings before I got my ladybits checked out. Bad Candice. Bad. Do not follow my example, kids.)

There were no stirrups! And NO PAPER GOWN. I wore a skirt, so I just had to take off my underwear, lie back, think of England, put my ankles together, and spread my knees.

I'm not sure which method I prefer. Not needing the paper gown was awesome. Those stupid things are so flimsy that you might as well be fully naked. Having the actual smear done without the stirrups was a little... uncomfortable. I mean, it's never a fun experience. No one (or almost no one) thinks, "OH BOY! Time for someone to check out my cervix! I cannot wait!" but I felt like things weren't as... open this way. I don't know. It was just weird. Also, there was no breast exam, so I didn't have to be all awkward and not know where to look as someone was feeling me up. That was a bonus.

I'm a little crampy now. Like I just had really deep, rough sex. blink.gif That's new. So, of course, I decided to share that fact with the forums. You're welcome.


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Well, there has been a bit of a poo theme on here recently, so I think it's appropriate to share that after eating sell-by-date bacon bits in a spicy stir fry I think I pretty much created a cow-pat in the toilet. Euw.


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post Apr 23 2012, 08:41 PM
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Continuing the poo theme, it seems that the Skiddaddles that I acquired in London have a laxative effect if you eat too many. Still totally worth it though.
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post Apr 24 2012, 09:38 AM
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You know I can't believe they are still together.

I really cant.

It is a completely unexplainable phenomenon.

It's impossible!

I really mean it, they couldn't possible still be together.

You know, my ass cheeks... after that monster poop I took.


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I hate to change the theme here, but...

An awkwardly placed ingrown hair led to a nice scare today. If anything, I'm rethinking the effectiveness of my "Wait, so, you don't have any STDs, right?" pre-sex ritual. Nothing like that moment of panic.


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post May 29 2012, 08:40 AM
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Generally I would recommend asking about condoms...


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post May 29 2012, 02:16 PM
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QUOTE (monkey_called_narth @ May 29 2012, 04:40 AM) *
Generally I would recommend asking about condoms...

Well, always.

Er, usually. >_>


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post May 31 2012, 01:06 PM
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When my friends are sick, I like to scare them by making up std's that they might have.


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post May 31 2012, 11:15 PM
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I had a lot of sex recently and my nether regions are rather irritated. I'm hoping it's just irritation because it's mostly just sore and itchy and not like a yeast infection or something.


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...Sore and itchy is prolly a yeast infection. Take a shower?


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