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Righteous
post May 25 2005, 07:13 PM
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As of recently, electrical tape is to Ri as power tools are to Her Sauciness (only when worn by me or another person, though).

I'd like to give a big tee wy to all those involved in getting me hooked on that. dry.gif


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post May 28 2005, 12:32 AM
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QUOTE (Righteous @ May 5 2005, 06:38 PM)
QUOTE (depressed lonely crazy person @ May 2 2005, 08:31 AM)
I haven't had sex since August and I'm missing it.
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Christ. Now I don't feel so bad about being celibate since January.
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Amateurs! When I was single I was without sex for 18 months. Once again I shall emphasise that this was when I was single! (In case Sues reads through the forums and pokes me for not making it clear enough! tongue.gif )

I once knew an adopted chap who is a white guy. I found out from another friend of his that his biological mother is black but that part of the genes never got passed on. The mother had contacted the friend to find out if her son would like to hear from her. He said he was sure (for various reasons) that the son wouldn't. The chap has never been told.

How's that for a dark secret?


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Sir Psycho Sexy
post May 28 2005, 12:48 AM
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QUOTE (Mata @ May 28 2005, 12:32 AM)
QUOTE (Righteous @ May 5 2005, 06:38 PM)
QUOTE (depressed lonely crazy person @ May 2 2005, 08:31 AM)
I haven't had sex since August and I'm missing it.
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Christ. Now I don't feel so bad about being celibate since January.
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Amateurs! When I was single I was without sex for 18 months. Once again I shall emphasise that this was when I was single! (In case Sues reads through the forums and pokes me for not making it clear enough! tongue.gif )
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I havn't had sex since...*thinks*...beginning of Febuary...feels like forever....


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post May 28 2005, 04:38 AM
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It's been months for me. And I have a girlfriend. But each time, she's either on her period or she's been in Spain or I've been working or we've had band. In short, I be horny.


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post May 28 2005, 06:41 AM
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It's only been about two, maybe three weeks for me smile.gif


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post May 28 2005, 11:13 AM
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Not been that long ago for me but if I don't get some soon I'm pretty sure that any man that even looks in my direction is going to be in serious peril. evil.gif


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post May 28 2005, 11:51 AM
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i cut underneath my nostril whilst shaving and now i have a big infection there sad.gif
i'm gonna have to stay inside for a few days, 'cause this thing is HUGE!


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PsychWardMike
post May 29 2005, 03:19 PM
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*looks hard in snugglebum's direction*


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Righteous
post May 31 2005, 02:20 AM
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Shut up, noob!
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I have 31 condoms in a locked box in my room. THis number is expected to dwindle, not by my efforts, but because Rick never buys any and knows the combination to said box.


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Calantyr
post May 31 2005, 04:42 AM
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Havn't had sex in 3-4 weeks.
And I'm not going to get any for another 2-3 weeks, at least.

Gah. It sucks being perpetually horny.


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post May 31 2005, 04:44 AM
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Erhem......I've not done _anything_ remotely sexual since January......I think it's about time to change that, no?


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post May 31 2005, 05:24 AM
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I just came back from having sex with my girlfriend in the back of my car.

EDIT: Specification asked for by a friend of mine: The back seat, not the front seat....this time.


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post May 31 2005, 02:07 PM
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QUOTE (Calantyr @ May 31 2005, 05:42 AM)
Havn't had sex in 3-4 weeks.
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That's not what I've heard.


Back on topic, I went to a wedding this weekend just gone and so in preparation I was tarting my self up. Sitting in my room, clipping toe nails and one, well erm... Basically it ricocheted off the wall. dry.gif It was from ma big toe >_>


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post Jun 1 2005, 09:07 PM
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Gooood weekend!!!!!

Oh and bikini stubble is a pain!!


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Righteous
post Jun 1 2005, 10:25 PM
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The longest I've gone without getting laid is five months. The longest I can go without _something_ sexual while maintaining some semblence of sanity is about a week. This may include kissing, touching of various parts and pretty much anything pervish my ever-broadening horizons can take.

For those of you who watch porn with lezzie scenes, real lezzie sex is rarely like that. Imagine having a pair of butch dyke friends who love PDA and TMI. I'd go into detail, but my therepist told me that whenever I think of it, I should go to my happy place.

I've hallucinated while having sex sober. Nothing terribly special. Mainly just colors and strange feelings of gooiness in my body. If I climax and don't move, I sometimes trip. I can't make this up.

I have dents in my head. I discovered them when I shaved my head bald in the ninth grade.


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Aislinn Faye
post Jun 1 2005, 10:30 PM
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My right breast is bigger than my left. ph34r.gif


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post Jun 2 2005, 12:25 AM
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QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 1 2005, 11:30 PM)
My right breast is bigger than my left. ph34r.gif
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Thats odd, should be left is bigger than right.


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post Jun 2 2005, 12:37 AM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jun 1 2005, 08:25 PM)
QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 1 2005, 11:30 PM)
My right breast is bigger than my left. ph34r.gif
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Thats odd, should be left is bigger than right.
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I must agree with that...

dont ask me why...


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Jun 2 2005, 12:38 AM
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T'is because of the heart, innit.


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post Jun 2 2005, 12:41 AM
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dry.gif...
>_>...
no...
i swear...












ok yes...


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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.


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post Jun 3 2005, 03:56 PM
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Okay, I was wrong. I haven't gotten laid in five months. It's taking its toll on my sanity.

I'll do pretty much anything on a dare. Everyone knows this and utilizes it on a fairly regular basis. In fact, I once had a dream where Commie paid me five bucks to jump off a second story blacony. If Sean and I were in that situation IRL, I'd probably do it.

When I lost my virginity, we used three positions.

My brother's girlfriend is allergic to the rubber in most condoms. My brother recently bought one wilth a bunch of little nubbies on it. He hopes that she's not allergic to it because according to a mutual friend, it does wonders.


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post Jun 3 2005, 04:00 PM
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QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 1 2005, 10:30 PM)
My right breast is bigger than my left. ph34r.gif
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ditto... by at least half

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Righteous
post Jun 3 2005, 04:02 PM
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I had an ex like that, too. It was almost a whole cup size! I have another ex like that, too, but it wasn't nearly as bad.

My first girlfriend was the other way around. Her left was bigger than her right.

I think scars on chicks are sexy.

I once drank bong water on a dare.

All but one of the people I've slept with were younger than me, the exception being five days older than me.


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post Jun 3 2005, 05:39 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jun 1 2005, 05:25 PM)
Thats odd, should be left is bigger than right.
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Nooo. Most people are right handed, and the breast on the side of your dominant hand tends to be larger.

I just wanted to mention that. I don't have any excessive information about myself to share. Well, I probably do have some, but I'm not going to share it. tongue.gif So...carry on! Nothing to see here....


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post Jun 3 2005, 05:47 PM
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I have to pee.


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