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post Jun 3 2005, 05:56 PM
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QUOTE (Righteous @ Jun 3 2005, 05:02 PM)
I once drank bong water on a dare.
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Done that at least twice, not for a dare either time.

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When I lost my virginity, we used three positions.


My first words afterwards.

"pwnd"

Glad she didn't know what it means.


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post Jun 3 2005, 07:33 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jun 3 2005, 05:56 PM)
My first words afterwards.

"pwnd"

Glad she didn't know what it means.
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I've always wondered how you actually pronounce that...

/spam


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post Jun 8 2005, 12:59 PM
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Most say "powned."

I had sex on Tuesday! Thank God! Six hours and she couldn't walk afterwards. I rule.


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post Jun 8 2005, 03:48 PM
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QUOTE (snoo @ Jun 3 2005, 08:33 PM)
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jun 3 2005, 05:56 PM)

My first words afterwards.

"pwnd"

Glad she didn't know what it means.
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I've always wondered how you actually pronounce that...

/spam
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I say puhwarned. but that's just me

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Righteous
post Jun 8 2005, 04:01 PM
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I have DSLs.

I've put cigarettes out on my tongue.

When I was on the antidepressant effexor, I couldn't climax. My sex drive didn't go down; I just couldn't climax. Imagine for the last hour and a half of a terribly long sex session hearing your partner cry "Come inside of me!" It was quite embarassing. And my God did pissing hurt afterward.


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post Jun 9 2005, 06:58 AM
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QUOTE (SPEAKERfortheLOST @ Jun 2 2005, 12:37 AM)
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jun 1 2005, 08:25 PM)
QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 1 2005, 11:30 PM)
My right breast is bigger than my left. ph34r.gif
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Thats odd, should be left is bigger than right.
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I must agree with that...

dont ask me why...
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The whole left vbreast right breast thing is totally dependant on whether you are eight or left handed. It also depends on the state of your back and shoulders. If you have bad posture problems it is likely to be more obvious.


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Righteous
post Jun 9 2005, 04:05 PM
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I almost got an erection when I got my tattoo.


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post Jun 9 2005, 05:53 PM
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QUOTE (Faerieryn @ Jun 9 2005, 02:58 AM)
QUOTE (SPEAKERfortheLOST @ Jun 2 2005, 12:37 AM)
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jun 1 2005, 08:25 PM)
QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 1 2005, 11:30 PM)
My right breast is bigger than my left. ph34r.gif
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Thats odd, should be left is bigger than right.
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I must agree with that...

dont ask me why...
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The whole left vbreast right breast thing is totally dependant on whether you are eight or left handed. It also depends on the state of your back and shoulders. If you have bad posture problems it is likely to be more obvious.
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well i didnt know that having eight hands had anything to do with it but i suppose it could have its benefits...

well it really doesnt matter about the postuer but moreso about your natural height...

but all in all its still better to see being shorter as such...


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post Jun 9 2005, 07:21 PM
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My left is larger and I'm right handed. I must be special.


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post Jun 9 2005, 07:34 PM
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nah...

it probably just means you think with your left considering that your left controlls your right!


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It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.


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post Jul 11 2005, 07:38 PM
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I never thought I'd come to post in here. Today I did something rather un-me and scarily it had a rather satisfactory feeling. I'd just got out the shower and my piano teacher phoned. She wanted me to play my piece to her before the concert. This piece, you cannot play it wearing a towel because you have to constantly move your arms crazily fast. I didn't know what to do and the only logical thing to do at the time was to take off the towel and, well, play naked. blush.gif


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post Jul 12 2005, 09:29 PM
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I know both Mike and PgrmDave's girlfriends (assuming, of course, that Mike's is the same one it was when i last checked).

PgrmDave's is my best friend. And yet, I still know everything.

Is that not disturbing?


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post Jul 12 2005, 09:41 PM
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eleerama was my first boyfriend.

Boo yeah.


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post Jul 12 2005, 09:57 PM
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I once played horseshoes in the dark against my girlfriend in the dark in a strip horseshoe game. Ringers mean you got to put a piece of clothing back on and the oponent took one of your choice off. leaners meant that you chose a piece of clothing to have the oponent take off. and singles meant that you got to make them take a piece off of their choice.

we ended up tieing completely nude, at about 1 A.M. in the rain...

I wont say what happened after that but it did involve the horseshoe pit...


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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.


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post Jul 13 2005, 03:05 AM
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My brother once got credit-carded (thats when your board hits you between the legs, like a credit card going into a slot) and it cut his sack just a tad.


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post Jul 13 2005, 03:13 AM
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my brother has only one testicle left after a minor accident involving a skateboard, a railing, and a lightpole...

it wasnt pretty...


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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.


Jack of all trades, master of none,
though offtimes better than master of one.

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Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo

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post Jul 13 2005, 04:10 AM
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QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Jun 8 2005, 08:59 AM)
Six hours and she couldn't walk afterwards.  I rule.
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God bless, dude. For some reason, everyone but me can get pricavy in this house.

On that note, my brother and his girlfriend often have sex in my brother's room while I and often our friends are in the livingroom. Bear in mind, his door, which is clear across the room, is about ten feet away from me. We can hear moaning and slapping. It's disturbing.

One time (while completely sober) my brother and our friend Jon spied on our friend Matt while he went to town on his girlfriend. We were giving commentary like we were ESPN sports announcers. Later, when we told Matt, he started laughing.


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post Jul 13 2005, 09:44 PM
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imagine a place if you will that the sun hasnt seen in 5 years, that is black and red (or at least should be if there was enough light there to see), has a constant hum from electronics, and no electronics signal can get in or out (let alone within 30 foot radius).

that is my room.


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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.


Jack of all trades, master of none,
though offtimes better than master of one.

Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus
Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo

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post Jul 15 2005, 02:47 PM
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I have a friend who's into furry sex...

She knows two guys who have a thing for huskies...

Eww, dude.


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post Jul 15 2005, 08:34 PM
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Nocturnal earwigs live in my compy room.

There are 53 documented ways to kill someone with a paperclip.


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post Jul 16 2005, 04:04 PM
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QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Jul 15 2005, 03:34 PM)
Nocturnal earwigs live in my compy room.

There are 53 documented ways to kill someone with a paperclip.
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Trust me, I have more imagination than 53 ways.
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post Jul 17 2005, 09:21 PM
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QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Jul 15 2005, 08:34 PM)
Nocturnal earwigs live in my compy room.

There are 53 documented ways to kill someone with a paperclip.
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Why is that too much information?

Besides which, it's on the very first page of the useless information thread see?

Also, it's 57, not 53 so ner!


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post Jul 17 2005, 11:44 PM
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1. I'm a wimp.

2. I have ADD. I can't remember things.

3. See above.


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post Jul 18 2005, 12:21 AM
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I pulled out a 1/2 inch ingrowing hair the other day. It was all black and curly. I used tweezers. It was more satisfying than a really good crap.

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Righteous
post Jul 21 2005, 01:38 AM
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QUOTE (Calantyr @ Jul 17 2005, 08:21 PM)
I pulled out a 1/2 inch ingrowing hair the other day [...] It was more satisfying than a really good crap.
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Same with busting a good zit on your shoulder.


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