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post May 7 2004, 04:11 PM
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post May 7 2004, 05:11 PM
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post May 7 2004, 08:01 PM
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QUOTE (markslut @ May 7 2004, 05:10 PM)
There isn't much scope for creativity with men sad.gif

As a matter of fact, i (accidently, mind you) found an entire website dedicated to the subject


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post May 11 2004, 02:54 PM
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You know, guys have this device for us too. I can't remember the name, but it attaches to the head and gives the sensation of a blow job. The movement reminds me of a caterpillar if you were having problems picturing and for some reason wanting to. Anyway, I think it's better if you compare where guys have masturbated (I know some people sticky up there keyboards) to how girls have masturbated. Just a suggestion don't kill me. tongue.gif For the record I'm a guy and I masturbate when I'm single (meaning not now). So I know what I'm talking about. I personally have done it at friends houses/showers, my bed and the bathroom. I know it's not exotic but the other places have always been with a woman so I don't think they count.

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post May 11 2004, 03:10 PM
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What is it with guys and going for the hole? We have a clit ffs tongue.gif


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post May 11 2004, 03:56 PM
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QUOTE (MiniRagnarok @ May 11 2004, 02:53 PM)
You know, guys have this device for us to. I can't remember the name, but it attaches to the head and gives the sensation of a blow job. The movement reminds me of a caterpillar if you were having problems picturing and for some reason wanting to.

I've seen those things, I don't like the idea of them really. Just seems odd attaching something to your member. Though it would solve the problem of where to dump the bodies.


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post May 11 2004, 04:57 PM
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QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ May 11 2004, 10:09 AM)
What is it with guys and going for the hole? We have a clit ffs tongue.gif

I really don't understand other guys. My girlfriend and I "play" several times daily. Believe, I love the clit. It's great for me to start there and finish off inside. I get off on how I make her feel. So it's beneficial to use the clit. I think other these guys you speak off don't like a challenge. I know that without my girlfriend giving me tips, it would've been a lot harder to know what to do (you know what I mean). I'm perfectly comfortable with the clit but she usually needs me in her because (not to toot my own horn) I'm doing too good of a job on her clit and she hits a point where she thinks she's going to pass out. I guess I'm looking for anyone else that agrees/disagrees.


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post May 11 2004, 07:41 PM
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QUOTE (MiniRagnarok @ May 11 2004, 04:56 PM)
QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ May 11 2004, 10:09 AM)
What is it with guys and going for the hole? We have a clit ffs tongue.gif

I really don't understand other guys. My girlfriend and I "play" several times daily. Believe, I love the clit. It's great for me to start there and finish off inside. I get off on how I make her feel. So it's beneficial to use the clit. I think other these guys you speak off don't like a challenge. I know that without my girlfriend giving me tips, it would've been a lot harder to know what to do (you know what I mean). I'm perfectly comfortable with the clit but she usually needs me in her because (not to toot my own horn) I'm doing too good of a job on her clit and she hits a point where she thinks she's going to pass out. I guess I'm looking for anyone else that agrees/disagrees.

You have a lot in common with my guy.


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post May 11 2004, 07:49 PM
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QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ May 11 2004, 02:40 PM)
QUOTE (MiniRagnarok @ May 11 2004, 04:56 PM)
QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ May 11 2004, 10:09 AM)
What is it with guys and going for the hole? We have a clit ffs tongue.gif

I really don't understand other guys. My girlfriend and I "play" several times daily. Believe, I love the clit. It's great for me to start there and finish off inside. I get off on how I make her feel. So it's beneficial to use the clit. I think other these guys you speak off don't like a challenge. I know that without my girlfriend giving me tips, it would've been a lot harder to know what to do (you know what I mean). I'm perfectly comfortable with the clit but she usually needs me in her because (not to toot my own horn) I'm doing too good of a job on her clit and she hits a point where she thinks she's going to pass out. I guess I'm looking for anyone else that agrees/disagrees.

You have a lot in common with my guy.

So what are you complaining for?


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post May 11 2004, 07:53 PM
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QUOTE (MiniRagnarok @ May 11 2004, 07:48 PM)
So what are you complaining for?

1) It was an observation not a complaint
2) Theres more than one of us at my house tonight, that comment is coming from Kaz *wave*


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post May 11 2004, 08:01 PM
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Well, with guys it's just a matter of rubbing, so there doesn't seem to be much variation. However, there are lots more choices over method of rubbing, lubricants and aides than you might think. Get imaginative. And avoid white spirits.
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post May 11 2004, 09:12 PM
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post May 11 2004, 10:28 PM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ May 11 2004, 09:11 PM)
The clit's all well and good, but find the g-spot and you're onto a winner tongue.gif

Yay, I found that once. Y'know what they say, stop looking and you will find it.


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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ May 11 2004, 04:27 PM)
Yay, I found that once. Y'know what they say, stop looking and you will find it.

Wow. I think you just sparked the Zen Sexual Revolution.


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Heh, my boyfriend found that g-spot on the first try and after i told him he was llike "Whoa! some guys just never find that!" laugh.gif Comments like that make him so adorable, along side with he knows what he's doing wink.gif


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post May 12 2004, 03:14 PM
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QUOTE (TigerLily013 @ May 11 2004, 11:49 PM)
Heh, my boyfriend found that g-spot on the first try and after i told him he was llike "Whoa! some guys just never find that!" laugh.gif Comments like that make him so adorable, along side with he knows what he's doing wink.gif

Bitch. In a nice way. tongue.gif


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post May 12 2004, 06:54 PM
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QUOTE (TigerLily013 @ May 11 2004, 07:49 PM)
Heh, my boyfriend found that g-spot on the first try and after i told him he was llike "Whoa! some guys just never find that!" laugh.gif Comments like that make him so adorable, along side with he knows what he's doing wink.gif

Hey my ex-girlfriend found it our first time too and she's very good at making me cum. gods I still love her.


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QUOTE (DarkProtector @ May 12 2004, 06:53 PM)
Hey my ex-girlfriend found it our first time too and she's very good at making me cum. gods I still love her.

And clearly it's only because of her proficiency in... linguistics.
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QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ May 12 2004, 10:13 AM)
QUOTE (TigerLily013 @ May 11 2004, 11:49 PM)
Heh, my boyfriend found that g-spot on the first try and after i told him he was llike "Whoa! some guys just never find that!"  laugh.gif Comments like that make him so adorable, along side with he knows what he's doing wink.gif

Bitch. In a nice way. tongue.gif

You'll get there eventually... laugh.gif Sorry I just could not resist tongue.gif

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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ May 11 2004, 05:27 PM)
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ May 11 2004, 09:11 PM)
The clit's all well and good, but find the g-spot and you're onto a winner tongue.gif

Yay, I found that once. Y'know what they say, stop looking and you will find it.

Once?

With guy, you can variate with twistings of the wrist and where you specialize and what else you do with the rest of your hand, not to mention pressure and grip. I do a twisty thing with my wrist with a mild grip. Not as good as the real deal, but it works.

I was in an adult novelty store (a la Vibetastic Adult Gift Shoppe laugh.gif ) and saw that they sell fake vaginae for masturbation purposes. They also sell "pocket asses" for those who enjoy the back door.


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I was in an adult novelty store (a la Vibetastic Adult Gift Shoppe  ) and saw that they sell fake vaginae for masturbation purposes. They also sell "pocket asses" for those who enjoy the back door.


I recently heard of something very similar to that. Called the "Fleshlight" or some such. Looks like a flashlight, but it's got some sort of rubber insert vagina thingy. rolleyes.gif I'm sure you can all use your imaginations to figure out how one uses said... fleshlight. *snort.*


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It's sad. SOme people's entire sex lives revolve around masturbation. It's fun and all, but for chrissake, go out there and get a healthy sex life.


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QUOTE (Tigersong @ May 12 2004, 09:53 PM)
I recently heard of something very similar to that. Called the "Fleshlight" or some such. Looks like a flashlight, but it's got some sort of rubber insert vagina thingy. rolleyes.gif I'm sure you can all use your imaginations to figure out how one uses said... fleshlight. *snort.*

You know, that actually is not as bad as this one guy I know from another forum's signature. He had an animated picture of guys screwing a watermelon.

Now, I dunno about you people but I think that would signal WAAAAY more that you need some loving, especially the guys who are screwing that watermelon rolleyes.gif


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QUOTE (Righteous @ May 12 2004, 10:45 PM)
It's sad. SOme people's entire sex lives revolve around masturbation. It's fun and all, but for chrissake, go out there and get a healthy sex life.

It'd sure be nice to have that option but when your only local options are disease ridden freaks with a penchant for calling you ungodly sorts of names you tend to look for solo alternatives.

Point being: Ain't happening for me here. Work with what ya got.

Anyway, DP, you just simply can NOT resist these topics, can you? Good to know some things stay the same!

Myself, I really don't have the privacy to get creative anymore, but a personal favorite of mine is to use lube but only stroke the very tip and in very controlled movements. Its creates this really interesting amount of force and I simply adore it. Besides...full shaft stroking gets tiring dry.gif


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