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post May 17 2004, 08:32 AM
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I'm bored, so I thought I'd start up a joke thread. Your job is to come up with humourous responses to 'Why do the servers go down?'

Sheer length of Mata's posts cause overheating

Kittens attempt to eat the CPU

Server divides self into Liberal and Conservative sides; each side tries to set the other on fire

Attempts by Fuzzy to install crack and hookers cause software conflicts


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post May 17 2004, 10:00 AM
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post May 17 2004, 11:11 AM
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It gets bored of all the bitching and whining and shuts itself down to get some peace and quiet.

To get people off of matazone and back into real life.


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post May 17 2004, 11:32 AM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ May 17 2004, 11:10 AM)
To get people off of matazone and back into real life.

I'm sorry... There is any other life than this?.... Nah, you're pulling my leg...


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post May 17 2004, 11:40 AM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ May 17 2004, 08:31 AM)
I'm bored, so I thought I'd start up a joke thread. Your job is to come up with humourous responses to 'Why do the servers go down?'

Because the monitor won't! wink.gif Geddit? Huh!??? laugh.gif

Bah! dry.gif My jokes aren't that bad?! tongue.gif


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post May 17 2004, 12:35 PM
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Bah. I'll make my own server. With blackjack. And hookers. [/Futurama]


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post May 17 2004, 04:17 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ May 17 2004, 08:31 AM)
'Why do the servers go down?'




To stop the chicken from getting to 'The Otherside'? laugh.gif

bah ... I went to the Pixiegoth school of jokes ... whadya want for nothin' ...


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post May 17 2004, 04:27 PM
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To shield itself from the terror that is the claws of Missy when she gets wicked on a disobedient forumite (those claws, man, they're scary, man).

To defend itself against an invasion of ninja bunnies.

To give Lapin and Ozaki "private time."

Mata, are you ever going to explore the apparent sexual tension between Ozaki and Lapin?


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post May 17 2004, 06:17 PM
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QUOTE (Righteous @ May 17 2004, 05:26 PM)
Mata, are you ever going to explore the apparent sexual tension between Ozaki and Lapin?

You punk kids see sexual tension in every male/female relationship *shakes fist*

Then again, they are rabbits.


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post May 17 2004, 06:30 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ May 17 2004, 01:16 PM)
Then again, they are rabbits.

Exactly.

And dude, I'm only a few months younger than you.

And I don't see sexual tension in all male/female relationships. I just think they could have some kind of romantic thing going. Either that, or I'm just being dumb. tongue.gif


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post May 17 2004, 09:34 PM
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post May 18 2004, 02:08 AM
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becasue peple play the "in my pants game" to often in my pants


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post May 18 2004, 11:01 AM
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To escape the depression caused by the constant joking about its unreliability?

I shoudl really stop replying to these threads which require wit.


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post May 18 2004, 11:11 AM
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to update its subliminal messaging? sad.gif


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post May 18 2004, 11:25 AM
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QUOTE (Righteous @ May 17 2004, 07:29 PM)
And dude, I'm only a few months younger than you.

heheheh actually you're two years older than him >_> laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post May 18 2004, 12:17 PM
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QUOTE (Pab @ May 17 2004, 04:16 PM)
I went to the Pixiegoth school of jokes ... whadya want for nothin' ...

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Yeah.....well.....I obviously graduated with a better mark that you! tongue.gif


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post May 18 2004, 12:22 PM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ May 18 2004, 06:24 AM)
QUOTE (Righteous @ May 17 2004, 07:29 PM)
And dude, I'm only a few months younger than you.

heheheh actually you're two years older than him >_> laugh.gif laugh.gif

Holy Hell, your right. My bad. Boy is my face red.

Maybe they're down to laugh at dumb statements like that.


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post May 18 2004, 03:43 PM
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Yeah, pay no attention to Commie's apparent maturity and intelligence. He's really younger than most people think. And physical age is the only factor worth considering when judging a person's character.

Because God hates fags?
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post May 18 2004, 04:36 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ May 18 2004, 04:42 PM)
Because God hates fags?

And Jews! As your other thread discovered, this forum is infested by Jews, arguing over religion and haggling down prices while picking bits of bagel out of their unkempt beards.


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post May 18 2004, 04:37 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ May 18 2004, 03:42 PM)
Yeah, pay no attention to Commie's apparent maturity and intelligence. He's really younger than most people think. And physical age is the only factor worth considering when judging a person's character.

You are sooooooo cynical.


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post May 18 2004, 07:48 PM
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And Protestants. He hates all of us because we don't go to confessions and we use contraceptives.


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post May 20 2004, 02:58 PM
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To take a rest after my posting rampage, especially after I've had three or more cups of coffee.


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