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post Feb 28 2003, 04:11 PM
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Hello, you lot.

I'm actually a real person, who really exists. I know that Mata really exists too, as he's been one of my best buddies for the last 13 years or so. Either that, or I'm terribly, terribly ill, and in serious need of powerful prescription medications.

We're all terribly proud of Mata here at Jonman Towers. Hasn't the boy done well?

In my spare time, I enjoy snowboarding, thinking and talking about monkeys and cheese, grooving on down to electronic beats, having american girls tell me how much they love my accent, and I've recently taken to composing haikus about pop stars and their haircuts.

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post Feb 28 2003, 07:33 PM
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w00t! I'm back! At least for a bit. er... Hi!
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Hello Jonman. It's sorta funny, but out of all the strange things that have been rambled on about on the forum so far, cheese and monkeys have not been brought up yet. Sounds like an interesting topic laugh.gif . Now, do the monkeys eat the cheese, or just throw it? ph34r.gif


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post Feb 28 2003, 07:33 PM
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cheese is good. i am good. therefore i am cheese. i learned that in math class years ago! do you know of monty python's cheese shop sketch?


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post Feb 28 2003, 08:45 PM
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i used to know someone named jonboy...that was his real name too! i think he was from australia but i dont remeber exactly....


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post Mar 1 2003, 12:24 AM
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Indeed Jon is my oldest closest friend, and a top fella at that. He's a demon with the ten move combo on Tekken too.


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post Mar 1 2003, 12:38 AM
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ACCENTS!!!

*faints*


Stupid Ohio... they gyped us. No accents, no famous people, no nothing.
We have corn, though! YES!
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post Mar 1 2003, 12:41 AM
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CORN! im coming over there........ok maybe not i have glenn close and DMX in my town haha! (ah the wonders of suburbia)


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post Mar 1 2003, 12:45 AM
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We had Kate Moss around the town while we were growing up. And Ronnie Corbett (who I doubt you've ever heard of).

Yes, we do both have educated-but-not-posh English accents, it comes with the territory (literally).

Jonman was also a donator towards the phrases in the Arm Wrestling Sigmund Freud Game.


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post Mar 1 2003, 03:32 AM
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QUOTE (NoName4444 @ Feb 28 2003, 07:33 PM)
Now, do the monkeys eat the cheese, or just throw it? ph34r.gif

Neither. Monkeys eating cheese would just be silly. There's no cheesemongers in the jungle. The cheese melts. Cheesemongers know this. Hence, they don't open shops in the jungle.

I learnt at a very young age that cheesemongers are not stupid.

Monkeys and cheese are mutually exclusive. Probably, if you threw cheese at monkeys, they'd annihilate with a massive release of energy. Which is why I never leave the house without a few lumps of feta tucked into my belt, in case of monkey attack.


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post Mar 1 2003, 03:34 AM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Mar 1 2003, 12:24 AM)
Indeed Jon is my oldest closest friend, and a top fella at that. He's a demon with the ten move combo on Tekken too.

Yoshimitsu: S,T,S *pause* C,C,C,S,S,S,S

Works a treat, out kid.

Anyway, we haven't got accents. You lot all have.
*pokes tongue out*
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post Mar 1 2003, 04:31 AM
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QUOTE (Smallsam @ Mar 1 2003, 12:38 AM)
ACCENTS!!!

*faints*


Stupid Ohio... they gyped us. No accents, no famous people, no nothing.
We have corn, though! YES!

ACCENTS!!!!!!!
You think ohio is bad? one word... Texas... people think we say howdy and rope horses all the time. Some guy from washington asked if i rode a horse to school... ph34r.gif (it's because i'm a ninja)


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post Mar 1 2003, 10:17 AM
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QUOTE (LadyDarkPeach @ Mar 1 2003, 04:31 AM)
ACCENTS!!!!!!!
You think ohio is bad? one word... Texas... people think we say howdy and rope horses all the time. Some guy from washington asked if i rode a horse to school... dry.gif no. anf famous people... Bush... yuk... and i do not have an accent! ph34r.gif (it's because i'm a ninja)

Heh. When people ask me where I'm from (originally south of where Mata grew up by about 2 miles, but currently living in Washington), I tell them Texas.

Confumbles the frick out of most of them.


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post Mar 5 2003, 01:57 PM
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I have an accent. In fact, I have about five. Depends how drunk/angry/silly I am at the time.

I did a linguistics degree, so I could probably tell you precisely how all your accents differ from each other via the means of phonetic transcription. But I won't because it's boring and/or pointless.

I prefer to keep a discreet pouch of gorgonzola to hand in case of simian conflict. However, a baboon is more easily felled by a week-old brie. Take note.


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post Mar 5 2003, 06:48 PM
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I talk like the American movie stars do....boriing


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post Mar 5 2003, 08:26 PM
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i dont know what i talk like. i dont have a heavy NY accent at all, but my voice is kinda low. i guess you could say i talk like american celebrities as well, just maybe not that annoying.


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post Mar 15 2003, 12:11 PM
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i've never tried to see what accent i have but i'm guessing it's a nyc accent biggrin.gif
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post Aug 18 2003, 02:53 PM
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Wow...Jonman had an introduction thread...and there was me thinking he was a sort of mysterious force that had always been with the forum.


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post Aug 18 2003, 02:56 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Mar 1 2003, 01:45 AM)
Ronnie Corbett (who I doubt you've ever heard of).

Short guy? Black glasses? From the two Ronnies?

Jonman had a great intro speach smile.gif


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post Aug 18 2003, 02:57 PM
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QUOTE (NoName4444 @ Feb 28 2003, 08:33 PM)
It's sorta funny, but out of all the strange things that have been rambled on about on the forum so far, cheese and monkeys have not been brought up yet. Sounds like an interesting topic laugh.gif

The arrival of cheese is funny changed a whole lot about this place...


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