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Phyllis
post Jun 10 2004, 06:20 PM
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Awhile ago in IRC, I was trying to decide what to eat. Cath informed me that whatever I ate had to be dangerous, otherwise I'd be boring. The most dangerous thing I could find ended up being strawberry yogurt (our reason for saying it was the most dangerous thing in my house was I could be lactose intolerant).

My strawberry yogurt wasn't very exciting, but then Irish asked us a week or so ago what he should eat. Cath and I decided that he should eat something grilled at P.D. Quix, because he knew people who'd had sex on the grill there. He chose a grilled chicken sandwich, which we now refer to as the sex-grilled chicken.*

So far, no one has beaten Irish's dangerous food. Geoff is going to eat a hot dog from 7-11, but that doesn't *quite* measure up to sex-grilled chicken.

So, any challengers? Can anyone find something more dangerous than the sex-grilled chicken?


*Mind you, the P.D. Quix Irish ate at was rated very high for cleanliness by a health inspector...so it wasn't as dangerous as he likes to make it seem.


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post Jun 10 2004, 06:24 PM
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Don't some posh restaurants serve sheep's testicles?


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post Jun 10 2004, 06:26 PM
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Oh sure, but that's posh. What we want is danger! Now, if you cut off the sheep's testicles and fry 'em up yourself, that's dangerous. And people please note that it had been months since they expressed their love by hunching on a greasy grill in a fast food place. So I'm safe. And I'm sure that they've cleaned the grill since then.
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post Jun 10 2004, 06:27 PM
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Sushi, or something that can give you salmonella?

Mmmm. Sex-grilled chicken. I want some. tongue.gif


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post Jun 10 2004, 06:33 PM
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Well, we aren't looking for food poisoning, really.

Just something most people wouldn't eat.

Like drinking pickled egg juice.


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post Jun 10 2004, 06:44 PM
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Water twinkie!

I'll explain by copying what I wrote in IRC.

Jaq and Jicama bought a non-brand name twinkie and they ate part of it. It tasted quite bad. So, having nothing left to do, they put it in a glass of water and let it sit for... oh... 6-7 hours? And then I ate it. End of story.


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post Jun 10 2004, 06:52 PM
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What is a twinkie?


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post Jun 10 2004, 06:57 PM
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A twinkie is basically a sponge cake injected with whipped cream in the center.

It looks like this:



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post Jun 10 2004, 07:00 PM
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That's it. My new dangerous food is...

Spray cheese twinkie wiener sandwich!

If you don't know what it is, watch UHF. Basically, take a wiener, stick it in a twinkie that's been sliced down the middle, and then put spray cheese on top!

Mmmm.


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post Jun 10 2004, 07:11 PM
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But as we told you all the ingredients HAVE! to come from the 7-11 or you wont beat Irish! And I sorry but sushi and sheeps testicle's are just posh there not dangerous! It has to be something you just think of as wrong in a really gross manner! Cause I'm sick and twisted like that and I will more than likly judge your entries cause I want to!! tongue.gif


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post Jun 10 2004, 07:13 PM
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Hah, Cath.

NOT KNOW A TWINKIE?!! *force feeds you* Oh my god...I love Twinkies. Also, Twinkies are pretty indestructible. I'm too lazy to link, but there's a site where they did all sorts of tests... laugh.gif


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post Jun 10 2004, 07:14 PM
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We don't get twinkie's in the UK!
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post Jun 10 2004, 08:35 PM
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Do you get any Hostess stuff? I may have to dig up my Hostess cupcake to eat...


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post Jun 10 2004, 09:01 PM
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Anything from a UK based MacDonalds I should imagine....

*it ain't pretty*


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post Jun 10 2004, 09:21 PM
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Getting there but still not that wrong uber groseness! tongue.gif

And Gothic to your question NO! biggrin.gif


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post Jun 10 2004, 11:25 PM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Jun 10 2004, 11:01 PM)
Anything from a UK based MacDonalds I should imagine....

*it ain't pretty*

I know I havn't worked there for coming up to two years.....but still,

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post Jun 11 2004, 12:00 AM
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Justify it - and make it believable - bitch!!


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post Jun 11 2004, 12:37 AM
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I had to empty my cupboard cos im moving out of my crappy student house tomorrow so I mixed everything together:

1 tin of mixed bean salad

Half an onion

Some tomato Puree

Some Worcester sauce

Some garlic

It wasn't nice and definitely very dangerous.

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Interesting fact, a guy once used the defense that he ate nothing but twinkies for years on end as an excuse for why he killed the Mayor of San Fransisco.
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Watered down or not twinkies are dangerous, especially if you're a mayor. tongue.gif


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post Jun 11 2004, 04:27 AM
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geoff! you forgot that we already win! we ate a bit of the crab spawn cakes that ingrid bought! those things tasted worse than cat treats! (though perhaps since i know what cats treats taste like i win double? tongue.gif )

and for the twinkie lovers out there, check this out! i think the haikus are the best part.


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post Jun 11 2004, 04:29 AM
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QUOTE (jicama @ Jun 10 2004, 11:27 PM)
geoff! you forgot that we already win! we ate a bit of the crab spawn cakes that ingrid bought! those things tasted worse than cat treats! (though perhaps since i know what cats treats taste like i win double? tongue.gif )

and for the twinkie lovers out there, check this out! i think the haikus are the best part.

This is true.

If you get the chance to eat crab spawn cakes, don't. >.<


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post Jun 11 2004, 04:38 AM
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but if they don't try them, how will they aquire the taste?


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post Jun 11 2004, 04:46 AM
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QUOTE (jicama @ Jun 10 2004, 11:38 PM)
but if they don't try them, how will they aquire the taste?

Bad you. No quoting your father.


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post Jun 11 2004, 04:54 AM
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but but but... ok, that's fair.


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post Jun 11 2004, 11:36 AM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Jun 10 2004, 10:01 PM)
Anything from a UK based MacDonalds I should imagine....

Ah, the spark of a remembered conversation i had. Speaking of McDonalds, and following the theme of the Sex chicken, I remember someone saying to me about MaccyD milkshakes, and how when MaccyD's was tested for hygiene, the milkshake contained an extra ingredient. Shall we say....'man juice'. In quite high (considering) quantities. I think that's enjoying you work too much. So, if anyone plucks up the courage to drink a semenshake, they'd get my vote for being the most dangerous eater.

Anyone still thirsty? laugh.gif


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