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post Jun 10 2004, 07:20 PM
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My parents have just told me the house is up for sale. If we move before I get my ass into a car very soon, I will recieve the proverbial buggering life wise.

Nowt' like having to rely on the Royal Mail to give up the goods. My provisional liscence is in the post. Apparently.
I think some insane cackling postal worker has it personally.

Dear me.

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Oh, and baby stinky has colic sad.gif :| Poor little sprog is in a lot of pain sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif

So yeah. Boobs.


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post Jun 10 2004, 07:23 PM
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Yay! You're getting an embarassing splodgy photo too! And driving is fun, so don't be shy.


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post Jun 10 2004, 07:23 PM
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QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Jun 10 2004, 08:23 PM)
Yay! You're getting an embarassing splodgy photo too!

I look like Morticia Adams :|


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post Jun 10 2004, 07:29 PM
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*Hugs* It'll sort it's self.


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post Jun 10 2004, 08:49 PM
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QUOTE (WeeJ @ Jun 10 2004, 08:23 PM)
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Jun 10 2004, 08:23 PM)
Yay! You're getting an embarassing splodgy photo too!

I look like Morticia Adams :|

And when did this become a bad thing?

Morticia was hot. And so are you. Get over it. tongue.gif


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post Jun 10 2004, 10:29 PM
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Colic can be a nightmare for parents ... I hope it's not a bad one ... Either way, it is important to remember that it stops eventually ... Colic is NOT good, nossireee ... There are herbal thingies and stuff ... eek@colic


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post Jun 10 2004, 10:32 PM
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Or you can just shut the little shit in a cupboard...

*I have never done it... really!* biggrin.gif


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post Jun 10 2004, 11:00 PM
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post Jun 10 2004, 11:14 PM
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Pab... laugh.gif

I hope things go better WeeJ. I'm not sure what to offer as advice sad.gif But here, have some hugs. *hugs* And a few pet ninjas. ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif


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post Jun 10 2004, 11:54 PM
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Pab - where can I get this....

*little one has the top two teeth coming through - it's not pretty!!*


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post Jun 11 2004, 05:21 PM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Jun 11 2004, 01:54 AM)
Pab - where can I get this....

*little one has the top two teeth coming through - it's not pretty!!*


Well, all you need is Aspirin, sugar, opium, heroin, morphine, sherry, gin, valium, cocaine, All Bran, marijuana and methylated spirits. You then down the lot. Then you get a cosh. For those of you who don't know, a cosh is a small softish truncheon-like thing used to knock people unconcious by thwapping them over the back of the neck with it. Think about this one though ... All Bran can be dangerous in the right circumstances!

Your little mite might be better off with a rubber toy with water in it that you put in the fridge so the water gets cold. Then little-one can sooth his own gums with the dummy thing ... Oh, and don't let the little chap get used to getting huge amounts of attention just because of the teeth thing, as they shall turn it on you like a weapon later on ...

For colic, my wife/witch-doctor also recommends some releaving techniques; clockwise circular massaging of the tummy, to bend the knees of the baby up to its chest a bit, lying with baby face down on chest seems to releave a bit ... These actions do actually offer a *little* bit of relief to the poor raging screaming baby-devil .. but more importantly, they give you something to do. Nowt worse than standing there, impotent, with a 190 decibel baby going off next to you. And they're so helpless, poor things ... sad.gif


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post Jun 11 2004, 08:21 PM
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singing the chicken song seems to chill him out a bit...

"chick chick chick chick chickeeeeey, lay a little egg for meeee" ...and so on.

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Or you can just shut the little shit in a cupboard...

and I really don't appreciate that Snugglebum. That "little shit' is my nephew mad.gif

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post Jun 11 2004, 08:58 PM
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but surely that ranks way up there with the cosh idea ...


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post Jun 12 2004, 10:28 AM
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Ooo! Get Pab the fount of all baby knowlege!! tongue.gif

<Sorry for the spam Weej but couldn't resist>

And anyway his little girl is real cutie! biggrin.gif


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post Jun 12 2004, 07:16 PM
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Aw! Mate, that's bad news! Poor you *hugs* and poor lickle Stinkums *sings chicky song*


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post Jun 14 2004, 03:55 AM
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Do rides in the car help a colicy baby or is that just an old urban myth?
Mayhap you're just trying desperately to escape child by driving away and yet are too good a parent to leave child behind. *muses*

Hope little is feeling better soon and the car thing all works out.


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post Jun 14 2004, 04:33 AM
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I had colic really badly as a baby, apparently. My mom said that car rides did indeed help. As did sitting me in a crib and vaccuuming the carpet of the room I was in (??..odd one). The best one she says was putting me in my car seat and setting me on top of the dryer while it was drying clothes (and sitting in there with me, of course, to make sure I didn't wobble off of there).


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post Jun 14 2004, 02:57 PM
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He's had some prescribed medicine and he seems loads better, bless him.


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post Jun 14 2004, 06:06 PM
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awww,,, babes *hugs* Hope he gets better soon and your ok sad.gif

I don't even live in Redditch anymore so i can't come see you for ages. Must sort out money and get my giggy booti down to Tamworth wether you like it or not.

Hope everything sorts it's self out tho... it will i know it will!! Your neph will be fighting fit in no time smile.gif


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post Jun 14 2004, 06:09 PM
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I miss you loads and loads and loads Lea sad.gif As soon as I can get a house to myself, you can come kip at mine for the weekend smile.gif


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post Jun 14 2004, 06:13 PM
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Sounds like a plan. An if you ever need a break from everything... i have a huge house in Leeds which will beam your name in lights. Sure i can find you a sofa or something!! wink.gif


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post Jun 14 2004, 06:40 PM
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I may well take you up on that smile.gif


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post Jun 14 2004, 09:25 PM
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You better, don't have my own house for my friends not to come and visit! smile.gif


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QUOTE
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It really wasn't meant like that.

I'm eternally sorry for any offence that it may have caused.


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Meh, well, you never know you might end up moving nearer to me wink.gif Now that wouldn't be so bad would it? Seriously, you'll find that trains are ever so useful if you don't have a car. Don't stress about it babe! smile.gif It really isn't the end of the world tongue.gif

As for colic, yuck, poor ickle one. I don't like babies but I don't like suffering babies.....mainly coz they give me a headache! laugh.gif I hope he's better now?

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