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post Jun 11 2004, 03:28 PM
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Before George Bush's 2001 inauguration, he was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal, too. But I wouldn't do something that self-induligible!"

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that the president had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hi! llary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill,

"Guess what...I found out who pissed in your saxophone."
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post Jun 12 2004, 03:57 PM
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That's vulgar, sad, adn really quite funny.


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What if I had a mustard-drenched cucumber tied to my leg and I did not want my pants to get dirty? Ya better checkety-check yourself before ya wreckety-wreck yourself! Once you finally create something original, someone comes along and steals it. . . not to say that's a BAD thing. . .
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post Jun 14 2004, 11:49 PM
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Right.


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post Jun 15 2004, 04:19 AM
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hey... i like saxaphones...


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