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jicama
post Jun 11 2004, 08:01 PM
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so i'm looking for a part time job and have come to the conclusion that i need a licence. also experience. without those, i'm coming up with jobs like:

ATTENTION Work from Home! Earn an extra $500-$1500 P/T; $2000-$5500 F/T. <--- they have a website. no where on it does it tell you the name of the company or what your job would be. just that they *aren't a pyramid scheme*, really!!! and that you *don't have to sell anything*, promise!!!!!! unsure.gif

MODELS -Adult Goth & Boudoir req'd by Fashion Photographer, 18+, no exp necessary. <---and i'm sure that these pics will be very artistic and not porn at all! dry.gif

so what crap jobs are available in your area? do you have a kicka-- er... kickbottom job that you wish to tell me about and make me all jealous? come on, give us a rant!


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post Jun 11 2004, 08:21 PM
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i work as a receptionist/general assistant in an opticians...
i sit behind a computer a lot (balancing spreadsheet, booking appointments and filing and updating records etc) and fix glasses, and advise customers that the gucci's do look faaabulous on them cool.gif

i don't get paid enough though, and i can only work saturdays. so, in that respect, it sucks a little. but i'm temping all summer, so woot and yay i'll have more money smile.gif

i like me job cause the peoples are nice. oh, but i worked at a restaurant once, and they were so inflexible, it was ridiculous. they almost wanted you living there. never full/part-time waitressing (on contract) again dry.gif


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post Jun 11 2004, 08:36 PM
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costumer service jobs were invented by the devil. or a super villian. curse you evil dr. mcjob, curse you!!!!

there is a job at the local pulp mill for summer students. all they have to do is sit in a room. if an accident happens, they call 911, but basically they get paid to sit there and read a book. they get paid $24 an hour for this. but they only hire one guy per summer. is it wrong that i hate that guy?


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post Jun 11 2004, 08:40 PM
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"I wanted to be in a business where the customer was always wrong"

unnamed police officer quoted by somebody I don't feel like pulling up the reference to.

/spam ph34r.gif good luck, though.


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post Jun 11 2004, 08:43 PM
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nope, it's not wrong to hate him dry.gif
i will never meet him, but when i find him up in the great beyond one day, i'm gonna make sure he brought someone a good expensive pressie with the money!! mad.gif

are those the only two things you could find; pyramid workers and black movies?


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post Jun 11 2004, 11:15 PM
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Lifeguard at city pool.

Terrible job. Low pay, it's hot, the kids are pure evil... and did I mention that the pay sucks?


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post Jun 11 2004, 11:20 PM
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I work for this company (or rather I'm subsidised by them in the local dealership) - My Goth they make some hideous vehicles, (see Econic and Unimog)


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post Jun 11 2004, 11:21 PM
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Any type of factory work...

So far I've made jam, built computer chips and assembled Dyson Vaccums.

(course now I work in Customer Services, managerial level, no less - not sure it's any better biggrin.gif )


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post Jun 30 2004, 05:59 AM
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I need a job. I wanna buy so many things. But I have no money. x_x;


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post Jun 30 2004, 05:33 PM
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My jobs so far have been part time secretary. Boring as all hell.
My summer job is working at a summer camp as a counsellor. Oh, and apparently this year I'm "Games co-ordinator". Translation? I play games with the kiddies in the mornings and at night. Whee!


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post Jul 1 2004, 05:40 PM
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Bit spamish but might give you a giggle

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

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post Jul 3 2004, 05:47 PM
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QUOTE (Cath @ Jul 1 2004, 01:40 PM)
Bit spamish but might give you a giggle

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

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"Brenna, Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer."

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Around here they have posters on lamp posts saying "Want to lose 30 pounds in 30 days and earn up to $1000? Inquire here: *telephone number*" dry.gif


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post Jul 3 2004, 06:25 PM
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Sarah, Your ideal job is a Dietician

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Uh.


My that would be a hypocritical job rolleyes.gif


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post Jul 3 2004, 11:58 PM
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hmm, my ideal job is spinster with cats. but that was always just going to be my hobby. how do i make money off cats? i will need to buy them food. i think i have to change my name.


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post Jul 4 2004, 12:34 AM
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Put your full name in! "Your ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian." I don't think I'm funny enough to merit that one, though.

If I become a dietician, I'll be back here lecturing all of you not to eat so many sweets...but I'm the sort of person eating the sweets myself.

Helicopter Pilot - Breed the cats and sell kitties!


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post Jul 4 2004, 01:19 PM
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Your ideal job is Mime Artist.

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I'll just kill myself now, shall I?

Work is overrated, jic. Ever thought of taking up extortion?


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