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Forever Unknown
post Jun 14 2004, 12:04 PM
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Hi.

It seems customary to do a 'hello, I'm new' post when you're new. So this is my 'hello, I'm new' post. In case you hadn't guessed, I'm new.

I'm also a little repetative.

That is all.


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post Jun 14 2004, 01:01 PM
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Well hello to you too! smile.gif
Seems we don't want our newbies having any outrageous sugar highs anymore after inundating a certain few of them with cake and cookies....so here! Enjoy your welcome basket complete with some very ripe, juicy fruit and a few tasty muffins.

*hands you basket of good food and not my special chocolate chip cookies that I had previously given to less fortunate and possibly diabetic or hypoglycemic newbies*

Enjoy your stay...
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post Jun 14 2004, 01:06 PM
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That's shockingly healthy. Thank you.

I'm neither diabetic or hypoglycemic. Can I have cookies now?

(You can't blame me for trying...)


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post Jun 14 2004, 01:31 PM
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In this case the gaffer taping of noobs id probably a good idea though - this one'll 'ave yer leg off!


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post Jun 14 2004, 01:32 PM
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If you promise not to eat them all at once...happy.gif

*hands you some fresh, warm cookies*

You're lucky I'm baking a whole bunch today. We just did a mass t-shirt ordering for the forum I moderate, and my good friends that ordered are also getting some cookies from me.

Enjoy the cookies...smile.gif


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post Jun 14 2004, 03:13 PM
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I see you're easily persuaded. I shall have to use that to my advantage...

Can I have money?

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this one'll 'ave yer leg off!


That's slander, surely?

Or libel. Damn, I can never remember...

Either way, I'm suing.


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post Jun 14 2004, 03:25 PM
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Probably libel, except for one small detail - it's only libel if it isn't true! tongue.gif


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post Jun 14 2004, 03:35 PM
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Hi, welcome to the forums..... I'm Mazling/Mazle *gives you a stapler*. Don't spam they don't like it!!!!! I learned that the hard way biggrin.gif


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post Jun 14 2004, 03:53 PM
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QUOTE (Forever Unknown @ Jun 14 2004, 12:13 PM)
I see you're easily persuaded. I shall have to use that to my advantage...

Can I have money?

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this one'll 'ave yer leg off!


That's slander, surely?

Or libel. Damn, I can never remember...

Either way, I'm suing.

I'm only easily persuaded when it comes to the obscene amount of cookies here I'm getting giving out. They're everywhere...

So......no you can't have money. At least not my money. I'm a poor college kid - cut me some slack here. tongue.gif


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post Jun 14 2004, 04:07 PM
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Probably libel, except for one small detail - it's only libel if it isn't true!


Pfft and other such non-commital (yet with a dash of disgusted) noises.

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*gives you a stapler*.


Ooh. Shiny.

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you can't have money. At least not my money.


Well, someone else's money then. I'm not fussy about whose, as long as they've not put it anywhere... "Inappropriate".


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post Jun 14 2004, 05:16 PM
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Hey hey,

Welcome to the forums.

*does a silly dance then duct tapes you to the ceiling while you're distracted*

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Have fun.

Erm, if we don't overfeed the n00bs then how will they get fat enough to fall of the ceilings?


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post Jun 14 2004, 05:33 PM
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Cookies - check
Stapler - check
Duct tape - check

Soon I shall have enough to build my army of robots... *cue manic laughter*


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post Jun 14 2004, 08:29 PM
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Welcome.

*hands you empty toilet roll tubes*

Can't have an army of robots without these. wink.gif


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post Jun 14 2004, 09:57 PM
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Right! Now all I need is some empty Fairy Liquid bottles.

I'll either end up with an army of robots, or a paper mache Tracey Island.


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post Jun 14 2004, 11:09 PM
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*gives you a mirror*

You can look at yourself with this ohmy.gif

Don't be scared of it.


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post Jun 14 2004, 11:14 PM
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Ooh. More shinies.

My robots shall use it as a shield.


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post Jun 16 2004, 03:30 AM
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Ooooh! A person!!! ohmy.gif laugh.gif


Welcome aboard!


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post Jun 22 2004, 09:15 PM
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I've got your number Forever Unknown and I have only one thing to say to you...

do do do do do do do do do do do dum dum....
do do do do do do do do do do do dum dum...
Bah bah, bu bu bu bub buh bah...
Bab bah bah bah bah bah bub bah bah...
do do do do do do do do do do do dum dum...

Paint It Black.

(it works in my head - it really does) tongue.gif


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post Jun 22 2004, 10:03 PM
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No! No! That's 'Mr Sandman', I swear!

Mick Jagger will be turning in his grave!

If he had one...

... Which he should by now, surely? He's a thousand years old!


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post Jun 22 2004, 10:05 PM
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No....

The power is in his lips...

He may die - but the lips go on.

*looks into the distance*


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post Jun 22 2004, 10:10 PM
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Hmm.

That'll explain Steven Tyler as well, then. After so many drugs floating around his system, he should theoretically be dead too.


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post Jun 23 2004, 05:31 PM
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hmmm... your a interesting on aint ya? *pelts you with puddind (cup free... and sugar free... keeping in mind the diabetics.... and such forth, but i dont really understand the point to it all... it is afterall imaginary but i guess thats what you get) im narthie... or narth... or even stephani really...


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post Jun 23 2004, 06:40 PM
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Ooh! That's the first time I've been classified as 'interesting'. At least, the first time without getting quizical looks. And being pelted with pudding. Diabetic pudding, at that.


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post Jun 24 2004, 09:08 PM
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Hi!

I worship the ground you walk on. No, really. I love your name! I love that song to a billion tiny peices!

Welcome to the forum, have some ice cream! I see you're not afraid (or allergic to) sugar so have some ice cream! *puts ice cream into a water balloon and pelts it at you. It's whatever flavour you want so it could be sugar free if you are that way inclined!


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post Jun 24 2004, 09:30 PM
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Hee! I have a fan! A fan who has ice cream! Life couldn't be better.


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