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> The E-wedding Reception Of Irish And Aria, Bring your cheese spreads...
Phyllis
post Jun 17 2004, 03:04 AM
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It's been awhile since we had a good e-wedding around here. And it's gonna be awhile still...because this particular e-wedding ended up taking place in IRC. But we're having the reception here. The e-wedding was cheese-themed. biggrin.gif

So, celebrate, spread your curds around, and bask in the cheesey glow of the IRC chat transcript, since you all couldn't be there for the actual thing:

ProvolonePriestess=me, Cheesy_Joke=Tarantio, BlueCheeseGroom=Irish, Co-Jack=Oni, GoudaBride=Aria, and MozarellaDutchess=Tigerlily.

<ProvolonePriestess> Dear dairy lovers...we are gathered here today to join these two cheeses in a creamy sauce.
* Cheesy_Joke sniffs
* BlueCheeseGroom blushes
<BlueCheeseGroom> That's not my fault....
* Co-Jack has quit IRC (Quit: *is gone*)
<GoudaBride> People are leaving my wedding already! sad.gif
<BlueCheeseGroom> Bastard
* BlueCheeseGroom holds Aria's hand
<ProvolonePriestess> If anyone objects to this sauce, speak now, or forever hold your peace.
<ProvolonePriestess> Maybe he's lactose intolerant?
<ProvolonePriestess> Anyhoo...
* GoudaBride squeezes Irish's hand
* Cheesy_Joke hopes the deadly viper assassination squad he set up outside gets oni
<GoudaBride> O.O
* MozarellaDutchess sits
<ProvolonePriestess> Aria, do you take Irish to be your lawfully e-wedded Monterey Jack, to melt with and grow mold with as long as you both are refrigerated?
<GoudaBride> Yes, I do. smile.gif
* GoudaBride starts crying
* Cheesy_Joke inhales the cheesiness of it all
* MozarellaDutchess watches
* Cheesy_Joke blows his nose loudly in a bouquet of startling flavour
<ProvolonePriestess> Irish, do you take Aria to be your lawfully e-wedded Brie, to melt with and grow mold with as long as you both are refrigerated?
<BlueCheeseGroom> Boy howdy, I do!
* MozarellaDutchess chews on the pew she's sitting in
<ProvolonePriestess> May I have the Cheez Wiz, please?
* ProvolonePriestess nudges Tara
<ProvolonePriestess> Oni left...it's your line.
* Cheesy_Joke hands over the cheezwiz
<ProvolonePriestess> Aria, take this Cheez Wiz and make a ring around Irish's finger as you repeat after me...
* GoudaBride takes the cheez wiz...
<ProvolonePriestess> "Irish, with this Cheez Wiz I thee wed, and pledge my curds and bacteria forever."
<GoudaBride> Irish, with this cheez wiz I thee wed, and pledge my curds and bacteria forever!
* BlueCheeseGroom sniffles al ittle
<ProvolonePriestess> Irish, take this Cheez Wiz and make a ring around Aria's finger as you repeat after me...
<ProvolonePriestess> "Aria, with this Cheez Wiz I thee wed, and pledge my curds and bacteria forever."
* BlueCheeseGroom takes the wiz and rings her finger
* GoudaBride tears up
<BlueCheeseGroom> Aria, with this Cheez Wiz, I thee wed, and pledge my curds and bacteria forever.
* Cheesy_Joke hopes he doesnt rust his armour
<ProvolonePriestess> Then, by the power vested in me by the great Ricotta...I now pronounce you Monterey Jack and Brie. You may kiss the bride!
* BlueCheeseGroom dips Aria and plants a big, long, wet one on her
<ProvolonePriestess> Yay!
* ProvolonePriestess celebrates and throws shredded cheddar at the happy couple


And now, on with the reception!


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post Jun 17 2004, 03:16 AM
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~Stands around the buffet table, sneaking samples of cheese, and waiting for guests to show up. Please.~


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post Jun 17 2004, 03:18 AM
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post Jun 17 2004, 04:47 AM
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I looove e weddings!!

CHEESE? laugh.gif

this is the kewlest theme evah!!

/me gives a wedding gift(cheese art scupture thing..)

name the kids jack and colby..and live in monteray!!


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post Jun 17 2004, 10:56 AM
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Sorry... Speaking Klingon is geeky... E-Weddings aren't? <Smirk>

Excuse me, uh... jIH 'oH ghoS Daq taH rop nuqDaq 'oH QaQ Daq!


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post Jun 17 2004, 11:00 AM
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QUOTE (Cthulhu @ Jun 17 2004, 11:56 AM)
Excuse me, uh... jIH 'oH ghoS Daq taH rop nuqDaq 'oH QaQ Daq!

Yeah.....what ^ said......unless it was something nasty. Also general wishingness of happiness and many crackers.


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post Jun 17 2004, 05:06 PM
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If your going to knock it get out of the reception!

*Sniffles*
I missed it when was it?
Congrates to you both *big cheesey hugs to you both*
*gives a large silton and big bottle of port as pressy and joins in festivities*


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post Jun 17 2004, 05:23 PM
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*Stands around tables, smiling and congratulating, while sneaking cheese*

Congrats!! ^^


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post Jun 20 2004, 11:42 PM
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Do I get to eat as much cheese cake as I want?
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post Jun 21 2004, 02:30 AM
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QUOTE (sjbbandgeek @ Jun 21 2004, 12:42 AM)
Do I get to eat as much cheese cake as I want?

Absolutely! And thanks for the goodwishes, everyone. biggrin.gif


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post Jun 21 2004, 02:47 AM
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Ahh yess....lovely reception....still working on the gift though...


I wonder about what the honeymoon's theme is... wink.gif laugh.gif


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post Jun 23 2004, 03:45 PM
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*runs up to wedding, puffing, and wearing something that resembles an outfit by Courtney Love in rehab*

Congratulations!
oooo, is that cheese?


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