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post Jun 24 2004, 06:47 PM
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*sets up stocks*

*puts snoo and greeaneyes in the twin set*


*hands out rancid tomatoes*


*pelts snoo and geeneyes with rancid tomatoes*


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post Jun 24 2004, 06:50 PM
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post Jun 24 2004, 06:50 PM
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Yay! *Grabs tomato's*


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post Jun 24 2004, 06:51 PM
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pab, I fail to see how us being pelted with rancid tomatoes will please your need for entertainment, we'll only end up stinking out IRC!

*flutters eyelashes at pab*

now I know that the stocks make it easier to grope me but the tomatoes? Please man! Have some... *mind goes blank as the tomatoes begin to hit*


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post Jun 24 2004, 06:52 PM
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*throws slightly rotten apples*

*throws pig slop*

*takes pictures*
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post Jun 24 2004, 06:52 PM
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Might I recommend whipped cream and live small furry animals


*me readies annoyed ferret*

Come on snoo ... say 'ahhhhh'


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post Jun 24 2004, 06:53 PM
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*prefers mandarin oranges from the can*
*pelts everone and everything within a five-block radius*
*everything smells citrus-fresh*


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post Jun 24 2004, 06:55 PM
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


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post Jun 24 2004, 07:04 PM
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*aims Snapper, the angry ferret*

Go Snapper....


*snapper saunters over to snoo*

*snapper takes out a huge custard pie and drowns snoo in it*

*snapper looks at greeneyes and goes for the trouser leg*


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post Jun 24 2004, 07:06 PM
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By the way, if any of you feel a bit squeamish at taking advantage of Snoo and Greeneyes cos you don't really know them, just introduce yourselves by saying 'Hi, I'm <insert name here> and pab put me up to this', and then lob anything you like at them ...


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post Jun 24 2004, 07:15 PM
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geee pab you're so kind!

I actually like ferrets, custard is pure evil but I can do ferrets. Just keep the ketchup away and I won't be forced to take drastic action!

*uses time in the stocks to think of what siad drastic action could be*


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post Jun 24 2004, 07:17 PM
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Just in case somebody wasn't sure what 'the staocks' are, here's a pic




/me fills fire-truck with ketchup ....

okay boys, wait 'til you see the whites of their eyes ...


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post Jun 25 2004, 11:28 PM
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*wonders what crime they have committed*
Are they witches? Did they steal something?
*finds she doesn't care and throws tomatoes anyway*
*has much fun*


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post Jun 26 2004, 05:08 PM
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we're innocent victims of pabs boredom! ohmy.gif


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post Jun 26 2004, 07:07 PM
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nooooo!

*erects perspex barrier to protect snoo and greeneyes from the ketchup*

*unleashes ninjas*
ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif

*ninjas beat pab with rubber chickens and rotten egg pies*

have at thee!!! tongue.gif


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post Jun 26 2004, 07:26 PM
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*pelts Pab with rotten fruit* Noooo! Don't hurt Greeneyes and snoo! Bad pab! Bad! *hits with rolled up newspaper*


You know, these boards are starting to have an effect on me. When I saw "cheap entertainment with vegetables" I was thinking it meant something else tongue.gif


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post Jun 26 2004, 07:33 PM
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YaY!

*would hug pie and gothic if she wasn't all dirty and stuck in the stocks*

Thank yous!

tongue.gif at pab, people saved me ner ner ner ner ner!


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post Jun 26 2004, 07:50 PM
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QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Jun 26 2004, 08:26 PM)
You know, these boards are starting to have an effect on me. When I saw "cheap entertainment with vegetables" I was thinking it meant something else tongue.gif

you are SOOO not the only one laugh.gif wink.gif


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post Jun 26 2004, 08:23 PM
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*doesn't want to take sides*
*pelts tomatoes at everyone*
*runs off and hides*
Ha! You'll never get me now!


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post Jun 27 2004, 04:29 PM
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QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Jun 26 2004, 08:50 PM)
QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Jun 26 2004, 08:26 PM)
You know, these boards are starting to have an effect on me. When I saw "cheap entertainment with vegetables" I was thinking it meant something else tongue.gif

you are SOOO not the only one laugh.gif wink.gif

Haha.. me too. laugh.gif Strange that it only ran through the minds of females. tongue.gif


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post Jun 27 2004, 07:10 PM
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QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 27 2004, 05:29 PM)
Haha.. me too. laugh.gif Strange that it only ran through the minds of females. tongue.gif

As soon as I read that, I couldn't help but think about what kind of 'fun' a man could have with vegetables. I'm holding you responsible for the mental picture.

*shudders*


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post Jun 27 2004, 08:27 PM
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*sees how the tables have turned*
*finds she is out of tomatoes*
*picks up gloppy mud that is convieniently right below her feet and throws it at nearest person*


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post Jun 27 2004, 08:35 PM
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QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 27 2004, 06:29 PM)
Haha.. me too. laugh.gif Strange that it only ran through the minds of females. tongue.gif

no, i thought of it first time i saw it too.....i just didn't saw anything for fear of getting slapped and labeled a pervert....because all guys are clearly perverts


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post Jun 27 2004, 08:48 PM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jun 27 2004, 03:35 PM)
QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 27 2004, 06:29 PM)
Haha.. me too.  laugh.gif  Strange that it only ran through the minds of females.  tongue.gif

no, i thought of it first time i saw it too.....i just didn't saw anything for fear of getting slapped and labeled a pervert....because all guys are clearly perverts

Well, we all know that I *am* a pervert, but I thought the same as well.

Bad Pab. Creating innuendos.


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post Jun 27 2004, 09:50 PM
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*plugs the ears of the vegetables*

People ... really ... What are you lot like? .. eh?! .. honestly .. this is supposed to be a serious thread ... no respect ... really ...

*sets about snoo with a carrot*

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT ...


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