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DarkProtector
post Jul 1 2004, 06:57 AM
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OK EXPIERENCED members post a little something about your self and newbies you PM the one you want as a "parent".


About me (see my sig)


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eternallybored
post Jul 2 2004, 02:22 AM
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the avatars weren't working again
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Do I count as a parent?

Erm...I'll work on this, and be back later...


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Silver Star Ange...
post Jul 2 2004, 05:56 PM
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Hey there! My name's Amelia, and I'm the Silver Star Angel of Da Towers, aka Silver.

Um..some stuff about me... I like to give the newbies cake, and I try to treat them with the utmost respect. I'm 14 years old and from New York City (specifically The Bronx). I'm at best kind, generous, creative, funny, smart, sweet, passionate, and romantic. I try my best to be a good person.

That wasn't little, was it? Ah well. I'll adopt you if you so wish. Much luvs!


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Mutilation
post Jul 3 2004, 08:46 PM
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I'm not really experience, but the whole point of being a parent is to teach the newb in the way of forums, and the Matazone ones. I can easily do that because I've been on many others (You may know me as WeaponOfChoice, Matt Miester and The Evil Pwnguin).

If you can make

QUOTE
quotes


and

CODE
Cool code text


and images and the rules of spamming and flamming and the difference between having a heated argument or alot of fun and being a jerk. I think anyone who can do that can qualify.
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acid_rain_child
post Jul 3 2004, 08:55 PM
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... I never learned how to make cool code text... sad.gif unsure.gif huh.gif

Now I feel bad. I don't think I was ever pimped. If anything, my pimping was done by 3 or 4 different people who helped me with different things. Everyone here is more than happy to help, newbies.

... Now I want to know how to do cool code text... *bites lip* *doesn't know if she should ask Mutilation or not*


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Mutilation
post Jul 3 2004, 08:57 PM
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It's the same as makinga quote, but with CODE inside it. If you don't know how to make a quote than you definatly need to be pimped. I mean adopted.

CODE
Hurray for the CODE!
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acid_rain_child
post Jul 3 2004, 09:00 PM
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QUOTE
If you don't know how to make a quote than you definatly need to be pimped. I mean adopted.


Ner! I don't need a pimp that bad. But I still don't know how to code, it doesn't make sense *reads Mutilation's post again*

*Tries*

CODE
I rock!


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Well it feels pretty soft to me.
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Cath Sparrow
post Jul 4 2004, 11:18 AM
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You could have me Adopt you but I tend to blow Noobs up! And I also abit of a Cyber Gimp so if you asked me any question I would probably end up askin someone else! tongue.gif But I did get them to add an evil smiley. evil.gif


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eternallybored
post Jul 5 2004, 05:28 PM
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I never got a parent. huh.gif
Hmm. Well...I...err...I like stuff...AHHH!
Sorry. mellow.gif
'kay. I'm cool. I can do stuff. BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE LINKS SO IF ANYONE COULD HELP ME I WOULD VERY MUCH APPRECIATE IT!!


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Juiceisgood
post Jul 5 2004, 05:54 PM
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Name, rank and press affiliation... nothing else.
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QUOTE
'kay. I'm cool. I can do stuff. BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE LINKS SO IF ANYONE COULD HELP ME I WOULD VERY MUCH APPRECIATE IT!!



CODE
[url] [/url]


That's the tag, put it one on either side of the link.

If you want it to come out as text and not the URL, put:

CODE
[url=Enter URL of the link here]Enter text you want the link to read as[/url]


My name is Juice, live in Melbourne Australia, one n00b already to my name, The Lorax. I'm 16, 17 at the end of November, a radical left winger and a bloodthirsty extremist, favourite colour is green =D


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Mutilation
post Jul 5 2004, 06:12 PM
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Whoo, four months and I'm already a parent!

I thought it took nine months though. Ah well.
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post Jul 6 2004, 06:16 AM
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word
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hey im MEL!! laugh.gif

yah so..about..me...

um....

CODE
im totally aw-sum


and ive had..a few newbs..i invented grand parents..

um..my pic is in daft..

i have a forum: [will post later i swear]

and thats meh ph34r.gif


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{Gothic Angel}
post Jul 6 2004, 10:44 AM
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Woo! I want a n00b! biggrin.gif

Err... hey, I'm Jen laugh.gif

errr...

CODE
Im more awesum than Mel! But dont tell her I said that


I'm 16... And my piccy is on the family album... And If you read my profile on here it'll probably tell you more about me than i wanted you to know tongue.gif

So yeah... If you can tolerate my obsession with heavy metal... PM meh! I just finished school for this term so im online a lot happy.gif


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Mutilation
post Jul 6 2004, 11:22 AM
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CODE
<html>
<title>
Why I rule more than you two.
</title>
<main>
Because I can use code for useful stuff.
</main>
</html>
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{Gothic Angel}
post Jul 6 2004, 11:33 AM
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QUOTE (Mutilation @ Jul 6 2004, 12:22 PM)
CODE
<html>
<title>
Why I rule more than you two.
</title>
<main>
Because I can use code for useful stuff.
</main>
</html>

True, but at least the n00bs can understand us wink.gif


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Mutilation
post Jul 7 2004, 11:27 AM
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If there is anyone who doesn't understand that MOST BASIC part of html they should be banned from the board and then shot.
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{Gothic Angel}
post Jul 7 2004, 02:15 PM
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You really are quite harsh sometimes. I know when I joined my first forum that woulda confused that hell outa me tongue.gif


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post Jul 7 2004, 08:54 PM
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howdy howdy howdy... im narthie... or stephani... or possibly even "that crazy girl that doesnt post veryt often" ph34r.gif but anyway... im 18 i live in illinois and i like to kick puppies... i mean kiss puppies... goood puppppppy......... *falls asleep*

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If there is anyone who doesn't understand that MOST BASIC part of html they should be banned from the board and then shot.


shoot me where i stand... i have no ide how html works other then if you put
CODE
<img src=" yadda yadda">
a pretty picture shows up....


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eternallybored
post Jul 8 2004, 01:51 AM
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Thank you, Juice!


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Mutilation
post Jul 8 2004, 08:07 AM
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dry.gif Don't they teach ICT in schools or something? You really shouldn't be allowed to be on the internet unless you know HTML, XML, Java, Perl and PHP and such. And |337. The internet-world would be a better place then.

First Lesson in HTML: At the start, put html in tags (you don't know what is a tag is you say? Go shoot yourself).

Second Lesson: Put title in tags (See above)

Third Lesson: Write (Go stab yourself and lower the stupidity percentage of the entire world)

Fourth Lesson: Close title.

Fifth Lesson: Put body in tags.

Sixth Lesson:Write.

Seventh Lesson: Close all tags.

You can now program HTML.
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{Gothic Angel}
post Jul 8 2004, 12:23 PM
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On the other hand, maybe you would like to give me the technical defenition of osmosis. Or tell me what a Bryophyte is? No? Ok lets try a really simple one: What does Heterozygous mean? Still nothing? Oh ok then, you know nothign about biology, you shouldnt be allowed in the medical world. No more medicine for you tongue.gif

Just cos someone doesnt know the intimate technical details of something shouldnt prevent them being allowed to use it and learn more about it.


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Sir Maxerpopple
post Jul 30 2004, 02:56 PM
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Is conformity, consumption, and obedience really that bad?
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We're talking about someone who felt that communism had homophobic and/or racist tendencies, cut the feller some slack. And just to save you the time of searching, from a communism thread a while back, see here.

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I am a новый коммунист, which is the ideals of communism minus the corruption and racism etc.


So we can see where he can get confused. And for a communist, Mutiliation, you sure have sexist prejudices when it comes to girls and video games, as seen in another recent thread.

If numbers and textspeak, as you call it 1337, as well as program code ar requred knowledge for the internet, maybe you shouldn't be allowed to go to a non-english speaking country if you only know english.

And before we teach students computer code in schools, why don't we...ohhhh I don't know....get schools working first? dry.gif


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post Aug 1 2004, 08:28 PM
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CODE
<html lang='en'>
<head>
<title>Damn, I'm bored</title>
</head>
<body>
<?php
$messages = array('why', 'are', 'people', 'posting', 'random', 'code?');
$count = 6;

for ($i = 0; $i < $count; $i++) {
     print("<font size='$i'" . $messages[$i] . "&nbsp;</font>");
}
?>
</body>
</html>


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