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post Jul 6 2004, 06:04 PM
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Whats the worst, or funniest piece of gossip you've ever heard about yourself?

Me- that I was a prostitute. sad.gif

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post Jul 6 2004, 06:12 PM
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My friend told me about a rumor that I had sex with my crush who was also one of my friends. I found it unbelievably funny - you'd really have to know the guy. rolleyes.gif

True gossip on me...the time I went inpatient at the mental hospital. I KNOW it spread, and I can only imagine...

"Dude, you know Sarah, the chubby one who wears lots of black? She, like, went to a MENTAL HOSPITAL." Heh heh heh.

FOF that is icky, though. Lucky for me I don't have anyone who would take the time to spread something that nasty about me.


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post Jul 6 2004, 06:14 PM
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Heh.

I used to work in a chocolate factory a couple of years ago. I wasn't particularly liked amongst some people. It became rather fun.

Firstly, they saw me holding another girl's hand, and branded me a lesbian.
Then, when a male friend defended me against it, they assumed that's because I was sleeping with him (which obviously made sense).
I was also, apparently, sleeping with the male friend I used to walk there with.
Oh! And I wanted to sleep with another woman's boyfriend there too (NB - the woman was quite old, blue eyeshadow up to her eyebrows. Her other half was in his early 30's and looked like a hampster).

So, according to them, my time working there was a lot more enjoyable than I knew. I can't believe I was so oblivious to all these men and women I was supposedly sleeping with.


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post Jul 6 2004, 07:57 PM
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Oh goody...where to start...


There was the time someone told everyone that since my dad works for the school district I get good grades without working for them. (I work very hard for my B average thank you.)

...I was apparently screwing all my male friends (about fifteen--and those are the close ones) because all of them have a habit of showing up at my house in the evening, and they take me out a lot.

They said that I smoked weed and got sent to Jail(which I don't..smoke weed. I actually did get sent to Jail. My nameless "friend" planted weed on me, and put it in my pocket, but when they realized it WASN'T even my jacket and my prints weren't on it, AND the drug test came back showing no drugs in my system they dropped the charges.) It was not a good few days.

There was a rumor I was "stealing" this girl Alex's best friend, so she started up a shit-storm with the other people we hung out with and spun a web of lies, and stuff like that so everyone hated me I was in exhile and am still paying the price for. (Therapy. Not fun.)


Honest to god I have no clue what I did to these people, I am a really nice person and I hate making people upset so I don't know why those things happened.


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post Jul 6 2004, 08:07 PM
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I start all my own gossip. It's funny how gullible people can be. It's even funnier how the story evolves as it's passed around too, like chinese whispers.

It started that I was sleeping with a work mate and by the time the rumour had made it's way back to me - I was sleeping with him and another women, on our breaks and we had a little harem going.

Priceless. biggrin.gif


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post Jul 6 2004, 08:44 PM
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that i was aparently here before under an assumed name


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post Jul 6 2004, 08:46 PM
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that and the rumour that there was a picture of me on a german gay porn site

this was unfortunatle true and i spend the best part of 6 months having tha pictures taken down


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post Jul 6 2004, 09:20 PM
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I think the only rumer ever spread about me (that I know of....) Is that I'm Lezbian. Which I'm not. I just wear tons of rainbows and write gay pride on things.... yeah. I have pride for gays!! But I'm not one! Whats wrong with that? People are stupid.


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post Jul 7 2004, 12:44 AM
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Oh, I've gotten the lesbian one before. Back when being gay was really uncool (not like in high school where it's considered fashionable blink.gif )
Chick: So-and-so said you were a lesbian *gasp* Is that true? Are you... gay?

Another one, that wasn't really a rumor or anything, just a widely spread belief, was that I was a goth. Also back when being a goth (or anything but 'normal') was unearthly. Everyone thought I was some scary junkie weirdo with long dark hair and dark make-up. It didn't help that I went through a phase when all I wore was black floor length skirts, but that's besides the point. I had to keep telling people that I was far from goth, but they wouldn't believe me. So among the people at school, I was some anti-social-goth-dyke-junkie, none of which was true. Can't base everything on appearances I guess.


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post Jul 7 2004, 12:49 AM
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Hmm.

I've gotten the gay thing... I'm only half gay... on my mother's side. biggrin.gif

There are probably others, but... I need more thought.


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post Jul 7 2004, 12:05 PM
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hehe let me make a list...


ive been told:

im a slut

i had sex with a joystick

ive payed a teacher for good grades

i slept with the teacher for a good grade

i have fake breasts

im anorexic

im a fat cow and i can only hide it becuase i thnk im invisable



most of them are totaly impossible and irrational... so i think ill end it there


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post Jul 7 2004, 12:10 PM
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That I would show my thing for 2.50.

This of course is still true to today.
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post Jul 7 2004, 12:30 PM
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*shuffles about in wallet*

Do you accept cheques?


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post Jul 7 2004, 01:13 PM
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Isnt it fun to be an outcast rolleyes.gif

Oh yeah... my 2 "best friends" (their description, not mine) started spreading that I was cheating on my boyfriend with one of my other close friends. I mean, Louise is lovely and all but... I love Dan, so...

Also they spread this just after I'd spent a couple of years defending them from the psychotic **** they'd both been romantically involved with.

Also, a couple of the "jokers" in our year decided to tell everyone I got my tits out in the park near us for them.

Ermm.... there have been hundreds more but I cant think of any atm... you just kinda blank um out after a while.


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post Jul 26 2004, 04:07 PM
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I once heard that I had sex with some 17 year old kid. I was 20 at the time. After hearing that I had to juice it up a bit. By the end of the week, I had done everyone in the building. biggrin.gif
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post Jul 26 2004, 05:06 PM
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i've been called a "f_cking bitch" and "f_cking whore", someone told the school i got drunk and passed out.. im sure theres worse.. but thats all i hear..

bear in mind, im a virgin and i've never drank anything ever.. O_o i lurve people..

[editted by LoLo - I know you're quoting but please still watch the language thanks.]

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post Jul 26 2004, 06:47 PM
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OK when I was at school there were a couple:

I was anorexic (I'm 5' 3" and at the time wieghed 6 stone but ate like a horse)
I was a goth (I dyed my hair black- I didn't actually get into the goth thing until three years later)
I was going to be a nun (!)
I was a lesbian (apparently this was because I was 14 and had NEVER had a boyfriend! OH the shame...)

Got to college (16-18)

I was sleeping with my boyfriend (bearing in mind that I was one of the very few people in my year at school to wait until after the age of consent this was a very big thing and true)
I was pregnant (started by a mate of mine who asked me to become in the family way so "something intersting would happen")
I was a lesbian(STILL)

Universty/ work

I was sleeping my way through the management at sainsburys (that one was broadcast on a huge widescreen TV at a night club where I was at a district wide xmas party (bear in mind my mother also worked for sainsburys at the time- she wasn't there but friends of hers were))
I was pregnant (again)
I was a lesbian ( don't know WHERE they get this idea from I just like snogging my friends!)

The rumour mill is fun as long as you don't take em seriously.
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post Jul 26 2004, 07:38 PM
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Oh, Christ. Growing up, there was so much slander going around about me. I've been called a Satanist. I've been told I screwed a dog. Someone said that I heard voices. After I graduated, an ex of mine said that we broke up because I was gay. This one cat told my brother I did cocain in the middle of class on several occasions. It was assumed for a very long time that I smoked rock. My favorite one was that I jerked off in the middle of my acting class. I ran with it for a short time to gross out the little freshmen bitches.

There's more. I just can't remember.


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post Jul 26 2004, 09:11 PM
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oh yeah.. people still think i have an eating disorder.. (im 5'7 and weight 105 pounds)


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post Jul 27 2004, 02:32 PM
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Is it me or is the "being gay" rumor both the stupidest and most common?


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post Jul 27 2004, 03:25 PM
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Well, people generally don't spread rumours about me, which is really unfortunate, as I am one of those people who try to make them true. But anyway, one of my girlfriends honestly thought my dad was a secret agent... I mean, of course he's not... *cough, cough*


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post Jul 29 2004, 07:06 PM
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I broke up with this really obsessive guy once, and he told everyone that i was a lesbian...
Oi.


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post Jul 29 2004, 07:18 PM
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This seems really common in this thread but yeah I've been rumored to be gay more than once.
One time for turning down a guy who asked me out. Of course I'm gay because I don't want to go out with him.
Once because someone got the answer that I was from a Oujia (sp?) board.
Once because I let girls buy me drinks at gay bars. A free drink is a free drink.

After being fired from my old job I aparently had stopped calliing in for work and just didn't show up, I think I may have stole something, and many other various things said so that I couldn't get hired by anyone else in the mall. Lovely thing it is to make up stuff about people to justify getting them fired for no real reason.

I've slept with professors and other various people I didn't know about.

I was moving away and going to find a much better job where ever it was I was moving to.

There are so many more but now I'm running late to getting back to work from lunch.


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post Jul 29 2004, 07:36 PM
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Also there is the one about me drinking half a pint of Vodka and sleeping with a guy.

I only shagged him!
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post Jul 29 2004, 11:03 PM
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