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> Monkey Gets Brain Damage Then Walks Upright, [insert joke here]
Mata
post Jul 23 2004, 08:34 AM
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http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2004-07/...ent_1630467.htm

(site may be unreliable, it's based in China and I don't think their server is very good)

This doesn't really say a lot for us as an evolved species does it?


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post Jul 23 2004, 09:41 AM
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Ah but ... That monkey was in the Tel Aviv zoo in Israel. Now as we all know, the US government have been cooperating heavily with the Israelis over the passed few decades, to counter-balance the rise of Dictatorships in the neighbouring Muslim areas ...

Now then ... Raegan was active in that area less than 20 years ago, and reports of blood transfusion advancements and genetic engineering coincide EERILY with reports of a "lost" air-ticket in the Whitehouse accounts, that was a ONE WAY ticket FROM Tel Aviv TO Washington D.C., and I'm sure I needn't remind you all of Clinton's "Banana" inquest in the 90's .... Last but not least, and a little know fact, the Bin Laden family have been hoarding all shaving-cream supplies in the middle east for a long time now, which couples nastily with a Bush proposal to make beards mandatory in the mid-west, claiming that he was "going back to the bible on this one".

I kid you not ... that's the next president of the US of A... ph34r.gif


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post Jul 23 2004, 04:00 PM
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Pab has a conspiracy for every occasion tongue.gif

As for the monkey thing, it's definately snigger worthy

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post Jul 23 2004, 04:29 PM
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I read your post, Pab, and the only thing I could think of was that scene in Half Baked where the guy is trying to explian Killer's death.

I dunno, why would brain damage cause something to stand up on hindlegs? I think if it's true, the explantion is that it hurts her to walk on four legs/arms because she had a severe stomach problem, and walking like that puts the weight of your back on the front part of your body. I'm thinking way too hard about somehting that's probably not true...

Mata, do you go on the web looking for this stuff?

EDIT: Teehee, 400 posts. Av change *pop*


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post Jul 23 2004, 08:21 PM
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That's no monkey! That's Sean Connery!

Well that's my joke.
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post Jul 26 2004, 10:22 PM
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No, I don't look for this kind of thing, it just finds me and shakes me until I pay attention. If I ignore it for too long they start to steal my socks so I have to post the strangest ones on here before that happens. ph34r.gif


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post Jul 26 2004, 11:41 PM
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Bah, it could be claimed that you look for such things by going to B3TA. It's the Mos Isley of the internet and you know it!


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