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How do you put bread away?
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Righteous
post Jul 24 2004, 09:32 PM
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I was watching Blue Collar Comedy Tour when Bill Engvall said something that made me think. His wife collects those twist-tie things on the end of bread bags. He made a sandwich then, to put the bread away, spun the loaf and tucked in the slack. His wife then went off on him. I too spin the loaf and tuck in the slack as does my dad and a lot of other guys I know. Another question I have regards whether it's a guy thing or not. In any case, how do you guys put the bread away?


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post Jul 25 2004, 08:57 AM
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I twist and tuck, I'm a lady.

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post Jul 25 2004, 09:42 AM
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I'm a spinner, sometimes I'll just fold the slack underneath though
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post Jul 25 2004, 07:26 PM
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Spin and tuck is the way forwards


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Righteous
post Jul 25 2004, 07:29 PM
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Hmm. Guess it's not a guy thing.

I hate twist-ties. They're annoying and easy to lose. They get torn up easily too.


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post Jul 25 2004, 08:17 PM
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I use clips like this:



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post Jul 26 2004, 03:04 PM
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I'm a spin and tuck guy, myself. I'd have to agree, Righteous, they are too easy to lose.

We have plenty of clips like thos in the image, snoo, but again they are just far too easy to lose!


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Righteous
post Jul 26 2004, 03:18 PM
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I just like the fact that you save time spinning and tucking. Anything else takes too long.


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post Jul 26 2004, 11:15 PM
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I'm all over just using the bread closing things that the bread comes with... I wouldn't bother with a twist-tie, since the bread bag tab seems to work just fine...


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post Jul 27 2004, 12:23 AM
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i spin and tuck sumtimes whne im bein lazy...other wise ill spin it...not all the way tho and like take the rest of the un spinn'ed part and like put it around the bread...heh......either way imma spinner...(twist ties are evil and make me mad...they alwasy get like all crooked...and like..if your takin them off u twist one way and it starts to get loose...then while twistin that same u seem to be makin it tightter...or maybe thats just me....i dunno lol)


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post Jul 27 2004, 11:00 AM
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I just eat the entire loaf at one time. It counts for breakfast, lunch and dinner!
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post Jul 27 2004, 12:17 PM
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Spin and tuck is the way to go. smile.gif


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post Jul 27 2004, 11:20 PM
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Spin and tuck.


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post Jul 28 2004, 03:15 AM
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Spin and tuck.

I loved the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.


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post Jul 28 2004, 01:13 PM
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I spin, but I use the little sticky tag thing that bread comes with.


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