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> This Is A Nube., It wants to be adopted.
Baron
post Jul 29 2004, 01:10 AM
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Hello.

I'm a nube.

I'd like to find a master who will adopt me.

In the time honored tradition of master and apprentice, I will learn the philosophies of the world, the strategies of learning, and the laws of power.

And then, eventually...onto world domination!


By the way...I'd prefer a female goth around the age of 16.

'Bye.
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post Jul 29 2004, 01:21 AM
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...and you come from Nubia, eh? wink.gif

Well, I had a lot of noobs, but they went astray...I have my foob, though, and she's enough for now. There are tons of people who haven't gotten their hands on a noob yet. But welcome to the forums. You seem intelligent. laugh.gif

And Gothic Angel fits that description...


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post Jul 29 2004, 09:10 AM
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The problem with these forums is:


1)Basically all of the people are girls or women. Thus they cannot be taught leet(long tradition). Plus they prolly have never been on the GameFAQs boards/huge collections of spam. Thus it is almost impossible to teach them in teh pwnz.
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post Jul 29 2004, 03:28 PM
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is that a goad at me Pa? ohmy.gif

*is not impressed with adoptor (Mutilation)* tongue.gif


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post Jul 29 2004, 04:32 PM
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Yes Trevor, yes it is.

You see this is because of one simple fact:

1(Simple fact))Girls can't play computer games. Period.
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post Jul 29 2004, 04:41 PM
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I actually have a friend (female) who could so very easily prove you wrong with that, as she kicks everyone's arse at damn near everything.


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post Jul 29 2004, 06:18 PM
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Hah! This idea is laughable. Hahahahahaha!

Seriously. I mean girls cannot play games. Number of good CS players that are girls: 0, Number of good Street Fighter Players that are girls: 0, Number of good girls who can even complete FF5: Very few.
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post Jul 29 2004, 07:44 PM
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QUOTE (Mutilation @ Jul 29 2004, 05:32 PM)
1(Simple fact))Girls can't play computer games. Period.

Ok, how does completing BG, BG2 and ToB, playing D2 as a (Matriarch, Matriarch, Slayer) Sorceress, Assassin, Melee sorceress, playing AD&D succesfully her whole life and playing DAoC online for 2 1/2 years sound?

Oh... FPS and street fighter-style games? Well I can trash damn near everyone on DoA 2+3. And Unreal and CS are not exactly unknown to me. Nor is Halo.

You really know how to charm the girls, dude. Even if that was intended to be a "joke".

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*waves to n00b* Hi. I'm a 16-year-old, aparently goth girl. PM me tongue.gif


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post Jul 29 2004, 08:21 PM
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Oh by the way - threads can shift to another subject rather quickly wink.gif


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post Jul 29 2004, 09:22 PM
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QUOTE (Mutilation @ Jul 29 2004, 08:18 PM)
Hah! This idea is laughable. Hahahahahaha!

Seriously. I mean girls cannot play games. Number of good CS players that are girls: 0, Number of good Street Fighter Players that are girls: 0, Number of good girls who can even complete FF5: Very few.

Are you completely mental? I know a number of lasses who can seriously shred me at beat-em-up's and, as for CS, the game might not appeal to many of them. Hell, CS doesn't really appeal to me. That may be an image thing though, because most of my experience with the game is of ugly little 14 year old boys who only manage to avoid having their eyes heal over completely by dint of the light coming from their monitors.

Oh, I'll add to your made up statistics...

Number of translucent CS playing nippers girls are interested in: 0

Edit: Sorry there Baron, I let myself go off on one for a moment. Welcome!


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post Jul 29 2004, 09:41 PM
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Hey, Baron *shoots with Tic Tac gun*

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Number of good Street Fighter Players that are girls: 0,


Feck off, Mutilation. I'd kick your arse any day of the week.


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post Jul 30 2004, 12:10 PM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Jul 30 2004, 10:41 AM)
Hey, Baron *shoots with Tic Tac gun*

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Number of good Street Fighter Players that are girls: 0,


Feck off, Mutilation. I'd kick your arse any day of the week.

Ditto.

When I need extra money, I enter the street fighter/capcom vs marvel/ggxx tournaments and, well, usually win. o_o I'm pretty sure I could kick you around the two-dee fighting platform and paint my nails while doing it. And hello. ^_^


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post Jul 30 2004, 02:28 PM
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QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Jul 29 2004, 11:22 PM)
Oh, I'll add to your made up statistics...

Number of translucent CS playing nippers girls are interested in: 0

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Congratulations, Baron ... I never post on the intros thread, but thanks to the latest techniques in birth control, your thread has got me to say hi ...

Hi!


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post Jul 30 2004, 02:42 PM
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...

Hahahahaha!

So you, a girl, could beat me, who wins tournaments? Hahahaha!

And no the only thing I do is not play CS. Yes I do have skin that has acess to sunlight.
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post Jul 30 2004, 02:46 PM
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Hi Baron

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And no the only thing I do is not play CS.


Y'know, for a Grammer Nazi, that sentence could have been ordered a little better laugh.gif


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post Aug 3 2004, 03:51 PM
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~wanders in... looks around shyly...~

hello? guys?

well, now i know who your Shadow is... rolleyes.gif


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post Aug 3 2004, 04:33 PM
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Hey there smile.gif Welcome to the forums!


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post Aug 3 2004, 04:45 PM
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thanks yous... biggrin.gif

btw, i love the quote in red in your sig... hehe...

so what do y'all do here?


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post Aug 3 2004, 05:22 PM
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*tackles Muse* Ahaha! I found you!

*squeezles her, and adopts* Preeeeetty kitty. *pets*

... We're all just psycho.

((And as an added note; I'm a girl and I played CS back in the day. And I can tell you, I got crap until I actually started playing. And then... magically... everyone shut up. I wonder why? Maybe because I was better than all the little boys who had the same sort of chauvanistic ideals as you. happy.gif))


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post Aug 3 2004, 05:30 PM
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~giggles~ YAY! HI HI! hehe...

*purr*



*purrrrrrrrrr*


it's okay... i love psychoticness... ess... blink.gif

bwahah i love this. it is the great. -> ph34r.gif


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post Aug 3 2004, 05:38 PM
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dammit, now i can't get Baron Von Klinkerhoffen out of my head, damn you!! DAMN YOU!!! >_>

...anyway, welcome, it seems we have something in common already...mmmm....goth girls..


...>_> uhh....*cough* look over there!! its a distraction!!! *sound of running foot steps*


edit: oh look, 2 n00bs in one thread uhh.... *pets muse*


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post Aug 3 2004, 05:53 PM
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SPS! Hulllaaaaa. Are you in IRC? *spasm* And yes, this is my noob. She's a good hugger.


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post Aug 3 2004, 06:15 PM
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~smiles big. purrs as she's petted... wink.gif hehehe! oh sorry dirty thoughts~

exactly how do we have goth girls in common... hmmm? happy.gif


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post Aug 3 2004, 06:18 PM
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the bit about goth girls was aimed at baron


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post Aug 3 2004, 06:20 PM
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ok no wonder i was cf... rolleyes.gif


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