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> This Is A Joke, for God's sake, don't take it seriously
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post Aug 1 2004, 04:43 PM
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This is a joke. For the love of god, do not take it seriously.

Preparing for an emergency


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post Aug 1 2004, 07:40 PM
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Hahaha. I haven't read all of it, but that's great. laugh.gif

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post Aug 1 2004, 07:55 PM
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biggrin.gif That site made me LOL
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I thought this was pretty funny too laugh.gif


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post Aug 1 2004, 08:49 PM
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Click on the link at the bottom for the welsh version, it says this...

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Norna borna corna fajorna! Ha ha ha! Floop girdle Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!


I know the last bit is a place name, but what does the first bit mean?


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post Aug 1 2004, 10:13 PM
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I haven't been to a website that has told that much truth in years.

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post Aug 1 2004, 10:26 PM
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I agree with the angle on this ... Britain is SO good at its paranoia, and so pathetically eager to get the creeping heebie jeebies about anything they can ... Music to the governments ears ... Elections coming up?


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post Aug 2 2004, 08:04 PM
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QUOTE (WeeJ @ Aug 1 2004, 09:49 PM)
Click on the link at the bottom for the welsh version, it says this...

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Norna borna corna fajorna! Ha ha ha! Floop girdle Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!


I know the last bit is a place name, but what does the first bit mean?

It looks like a load of borrocks to me. The Welsh translator is backing me up on this.


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post Aug 2 2004, 10:28 PM
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Most fire deaths and injuries occur while people are sleeping. Plan an escape route should a fire break out at night. Here's a hint: throw your children out of the window FIRST, then follow.


•If you find yourself unable to wake during the fire, hope that your children realize how much thought and care you put into planning for their safety, and that they will wake you up before screaming and running.

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post Aug 3 2004, 12:03 PM
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Things to remember

If you are involved in any emergency it is important to:

-Run like hell, particularly if you caused the emergency.
-Trample all others in your desperate attempt to escape.
-Loot on the way out.


*takes notes*

hmmm...


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post Aug 3 2004, 06:11 PM
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blink.gif smile.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif rolleyes.gif LOL!


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post Aug 4 2004, 11:20 PM
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In all seriousness, a homeland security man came to the school my mum was working at and got the faculty to-gether for a serious chat. Which included this poem.

When in fear
When in doubt
Run in circles
Scream and shout

Oh now I feel safe.


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post Aug 5 2004, 11:01 AM
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The assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. Suitable tools you may find in your shed inclue shovels, cricket bats, and similar items.


wise words for anyon who fears the zombies
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post Aug 5 2004, 01:02 PM
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Businesses
Employers have a responsibility for the safety and security of their staff. They don't actually act on it, but you know, you could ask your boss if he has a plan. Then you could get LAUGHED OUT OF YOUR BOSS'S OFFICE AND FIRED.


yeah. actually we had a threat of an armed robbery at work a while ago, there were a bunch of police cars outside, and we were asking what was going on (i work at McDonalds) and the manager was like, its something across the road (at KFC), then we closed 2 hours early and were told it was just a police exercise. then the next day it was reported in the papers that we had been threatened with armed robbery. so of course we who had been working and not told went mental at the managers. but not fired.


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post Aug 5 2004, 04:19 PM
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When in fear
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happy.gif laugh.gif

Well, at least they're acknowledging that we're not gonna line up quietly, walk outside, and stand in the parking lot/grassy field...


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post Aug 6 2004, 02:32 PM
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so I was wondering how many of the actual (ie real, government issue) leaflets will reach our homes (in the UK), seeing as the government care about us all so much.

  • number of items that go missing annualy, through the UK postal service: 14.5 million (0.07%), out of 21 billion (source).
  • number of households in the uk 24.3 million (source).

soooo 17,010 households in the UK won't receive any of these vitaly important leaflets. right dry.gif


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post Aug 9 2004, 04:11 PM
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QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Aug 6 2004, 02:32 PM)
soooo 17,010 households in the UK won't receive any of these vitaly important leaflets. right  dry.gif


That'd include my flat in that number! dry.gif

WeeJ "Norna borna corna fajorna! Ha ha ha! Floop girdle" doesn't mean anything. It's gibberish!


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post Aug 9 2004, 06:45 PM
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soooo 17,010 households in the UK won't receive any of these vitaly important leaflets. right 


Mine arrived this morning - I think Weejs find was more useful... blink.gif


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post Aug 9 2004, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Aug 9 2004, 04:11 PM)
WeeJ "Norna borna corna fajorna! Ha ha ha! Floop girdle" doesn't mean anything.  It's gibberish!
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S'all Welsh to me tongue.gif


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post Aug 10 2004, 03:16 PM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Aug 9 2004, 06:45 PM)
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soooo 17,010 households in the UK won't receive any of these vitaly important leaflets. rightÂ


Mine arrived this morning - I think Weejs find was more useful... blink.gif
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Same here. Damn Government, so useless...and I'm so cynical...I'm printing off that site though, and pinning it up. Everywhere rolleyes.gif


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