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post Aug 6 2004, 02:21 AM
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My friend Jenn and I were walking around the mall this afternoon and we would be saying random things. A lot of times we pass them off because the phrases that we say are quite wierd and we never remember them later. But tonight I turnned to my friend Jenn and said something along the lines of Silly Jenn -- that's for such and such....(cannot remember what I said).

Then she turns around to me and says:

Silly government, ruling is for dictators.


Has anything ever just popped out of your mouth that has caused you and your friends to muse over it for hours?

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post Aug 6 2004, 02:27 AM
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This isn't what i said, but my friend, Linsey was at my house and we were playing some trivia game and it asked about the Super Bowl, and she looks and me and goes, 'What is that like bowling?'

so funny at the time, we still tease her about it.


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post Aug 6 2004, 12:00 PM
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I was having a sleepover about a week ago, and as groups of girls do we started singing. Someone started off with a Pocahontas tune (seeing as we are the generation raised by Disney movies) to which the first line was "You think I'm an ignorant savage".

"Becca how's the first line go?"
Becca was half asleep with her head buried in her pillow (no I don't know how she sleeps like that).
"Mmm. 'You think I'm an ignorant sandwich. I mean savage.'"
This was hilarious.
We're currently working on a whole sandwich-based song to the Pocahontas tune.
Oh can you hear the honey mustard calling...


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post Aug 6 2004, 05:15 PM
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When I was on my vacation to San Fransisco last month, I was with my best friend. We were trying to think up the stupidest thing to ask a random person walking down the street. We finally came up with "Hello sir, will you please pick your nose for me?".

If you've ever been to San Fransisco, you'll understand why we didn't actually go through with it.


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post Aug 7 2004, 03:36 AM
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Hmm.... I called my friend one day.... I had a good reason, really I did. And she picked up and just said "Toast!" I dont know why it was funny o.0 I just was. Who says toast when they answer the phone?

But thats not the funniest. Same friend of mine, her mom wanted her to put a poptart in the toaster I think.... and she gets up and says "Sure!" And walks into the kitchen.... a few seconds later she pops her head back into the room and asks "Whats a toaster?...."

So funny. biggrin.gif We still laugh about it. Whats a toaster?


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post Aug 7 2004, 10:41 AM
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My friend Scott came out with a classic after the Muse concert in March:

"I like this hoodie. It's got a hood" (in scottish accent)

"So, what's a top with no hood called, Scott? An 'ie'?"

It sooo was funny at the time unsure.gif


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post Aug 7 2004, 11:02 AM
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well my motto is "Be Random be Free" so as you can tell i come out with alot of junk also the fact i'm an on/off stoner helps (for those of u who don't smoke it i don't condone it, plz don't start just coz i du, i couldn't take the moral upheaval... i want u all to know i'm not trying to peer pressure you into moking weed... right now on with the post)

once when i was stoned, which the other ppl found hilarious but i dunno if sober ppl will...

i stood up and stated "don't die backwards whilest flying in the opposite direction"

also relateing to eteranlly bored... me and a friend were going up 2 ppl and randomly asking "your eyes are pretty, can i have one." it is absolutly hilarious espcailly if you can say it completely normally without sounding like your saying something stupid for laughs, coz then they actually listen to you and the reaction is a whole lot better biggrin.gif infact if me and my friends (not inculding the ones who know about this) get bored i'll walk up 2 1 of them and say the line, it gets the mood going again biggrin.gif

also once at this place we hangout there is like a net in the ceiling or something i dunno what it's there for but ppl throw things into it and sum had thrown a KoRn baccy tin in there and of course me being a huge KoRn fan i had to say something and say something food so i just pointed in the air, which was enough to get dodgy looks and then stated... "that is not a baccy tin that is god!!!" we enjoyed that 1 for about a week or so biggrin.gif


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post Aug 8 2004, 12:42 AM
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I love collecting these. My latest was from when my mum was looking for a present for a cousin of ours, who was turning four: "I like boy toys."


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post Aug 8 2004, 04:28 AM
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One that's really stuck with my friend Dan and I stems from a phone conversation we had one night last semester:

"Hey. What's up?"
"Not much, how about you?"
"*mumbling...not quite sure what I said*"
"Wha....did you just say @ss pandas?"
"Dude, what the crap?"
"You so said @ss pandas."
"Pretty sure I didn't"
"@SS PANDAS!!"
" rolleyes.gif No. Just...no."
"You're a scruffy little @ss panda!"


Say that last one in the silliest voice you can. Go on. You know you want to. laugh.gif

My mom is always good for a weird quote as well. My favorite so far is from when I was about 13 years old and I was reading the comics at the kitchen table while she was doing the dishes. All of a sudden my mom makes this smug face then blurts out, "You know, there's nothing better than a sweaty, naked black man."

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post Aug 8 2004, 05:26 AM
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After the Cavies winning and then that I won't be able to go to sleep<--has to go to work at ten in the morning. biggrin.gif

Well, I was walking with my cousin, her fiance, and her sister in the hospital before one of my other cousins gave birth and someone said, "I have gas" which was followed by a noise. ph34r.gif


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post Aug 8 2004, 02:14 PM
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Oh, Marsyas, that reminds me...one time we were running during gym, and I was talking to one friend. The other one comes up from behind us...I don't remember what we were talking about, but she said "Did you just say freedom of the @ss?" "WHAT?!" "You just said freedom of the @ss..." This was followed by the scuplting of the Declaration of @ss-pendence and whatnot... tongue.gif

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post Aug 8 2004, 07:54 PM
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Once I stood up and said,"I proclaim to the world that I am mute!"


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post Aug 8 2004, 11:15 PM
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Once after a semi formal I went to a Denny's with my friend Matt and DOH. They made me a tribal mask out of a napkin and I stuck forks in my hair. I then stood up and said to everyone:

I am your queen, worship me. laugh.gif


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post Aug 9 2004, 06:37 AM
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My mom's friend once said to her son, (who was licking butter of his knife or something at the time) "Don't put your cutlery in your mouth."

Her mother found it very funny indeed.


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post Aug 9 2004, 09:43 PM
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My friends and I were driving to Santa Cruz in seperate cars. Danielle and Shad were in the bunny, and I was in the Honda. Shad kept missing exits and getting lost. When we finally got there, we met at the bank. Danielle took the keys from him, and I said "Stick a turkey in him, he's done."

Whoops. Don't let me drive for 4 hours without human contact, I get silly.


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post Aug 10 2004, 03:02 PM
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well, i do improv, so a lot of sudden things exit my facehole...
the one i have from recently is:

we were playing house party, where the host has to figure out who their guests are. i was britney spears. now, we do a clean, family show. so clearly, double entendre is as dirty as we get, and occasionally shows up in sketches.

i gave a few hints about being "stonger," and when the radio wouldn't play i "hit it one more time..."
so the host says: "oh, you're on the tip of my tongue!"
and i, before i thought about it, said: "and probably alot of other people's too."


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post Aug 11 2004, 02:50 PM
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A couple years ago my sister's class, notorious for being badly-behaved, had a sub in Science or something. One of the boys kept humming really annoying bits of songs, and refused to stop when asked. The sub didn't know which boy it was, and after a while demanded that the humming child fess up and knock it off. No-one would come forward, and none of the students would point her to the right person. After an entire period of this, the sub became extremely annoyed and threatened the whole class with detention:

You're all going down with that hummer!!


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The first time I was drunk I went to the bathroom and when I returned to the room I inquired,

"Did we just switch hemospheres because the toilet water seems to be flushing in the wrong direction."

Sometimes I'll just randomly walk around saying, "Yay and Wee," which seems to throw people off.


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post Aug 11 2004, 08:47 PM
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Hmm.... last summer I went on a cruise and was feeling very lonely and bored.... which is very bad for me. Heh. Cuz when I'm lonely and bored my brain like.... scrambles itself and I act like I'm high and or drunk.... mind you I was 13 then.... and I was trying to fend away all the guys that thought I was a really cute 15 year old. So it was raining and I was running around in the rain and skipping and giggling and stumbling around, and then I ran into one of my brothers friends who I had met earlier and started talking to him and then like.... dropped onto the outside deck of the cruise.... which was covered in like astro turf-ish stuff.... and since it rained it was all wet and I just started rolling around !!! And then I made this guy lay down and roll, it was so hillarious.... but, then some of his friends came over and were like o.0

"Are you high? You must be high"

I'm not hiiighh! Or drunk! But you are *eyes bottle of beer*

"I'm sure I'm less drunk than you are"

And then.... I like screamed 'I"M MORE SANE THAN YOU AM!" and I didnt realize what I said till the whole group bursts out laughing.... I felt pretty crispy.... lol


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post Aug 12 2004, 05:39 AM
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I played a comic with Tourette's syndrome in a play once. We were doing this scene were we were eating pizza and I pretending to drink from a prop can of coke and I felt something squishy and lemmony as I drank. Now the theatre was infected with ants, and they had gotten into the can because I spat out one of those things and looked at it, realizing it was an ant. So I'm looking at this insect, really grossed out but I stay in character and keep going with the scene.

So the next day we're having a meeting right before the next performance and out of nowhere, I interupt the Stage Manager to proclaim: "ants taste lemmony!" tongue.gif

So naturally my friends kept reciting that line to me for a long time. That is until I said something else really stupid and they switched to that instead. I say a lot of stupid stuff apparently....


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post Aug 12 2004, 01:55 PM
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QUOTE (Azrael The Cat @ Aug 11 2004, 09:39 PM)
So the next day we're having a meeting right before the next performance and out of nowhere, I interupt the Stage Manager to proclaim: "ants taste lemmony!" tongue.gif


Wow ants have never tasted lemmony to me when I've eaten them. Most of the time they're bitter unless you remove their heads first.


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post Aug 12 2004, 03:07 PM
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wow Lo.... never thort u'd be an ant type o' girl smile.gif


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I can't really remember any random phrases that i've said, normally because i erase them from my memory within 2 minutes becuase of sure horror that i've said it. But my friend Chris at uni says the best things that just make you giggle even 6 months on!!

1) A slug is a vegtable
2) Pink Lemons do really exist and that is how Pink Lemonade is made... with pink lemons rather than normal lemons and food colouring
3)Shoes are sleeping when you don't wear them
4) Cows and other animals that are used for leather have different coloured skin on the inside i.e., purple and green etc... hence the way we get different coloured leather for shoes and bags

There are a lot more too but i think i would be here forever saying them all so i'll just put those for now!! She is very guilable to so we try to confuse her in to believing things as well which is bad on our half rolleyes.gif


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post Aug 12 2004, 06:13 PM
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Yet another vaguely naughty quotism from ar.un. I'm a silly. I was sitting at lunch and trying to read for a test I had coming up. The girl across from me, Cassy, was shockingly gullable and not all that bright--when I wasn't studying I'd do things like convince her that she was mistaken, busses are actually purple. She asked me what I was reading; I said biology. What about? Animals. She paused for a bit, then:

Cassy: What's a sexy animal?
Me: You are, Cassy. Stop talking.
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Cassy: I'm not an animal! I've only got two nipples!


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QUOTE (The Tortured Soul @ Aug 12 2004, 07:07 AM)
wow Lo.... never thort u'd be an ant type o' girl smile.gif
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It's amazing what I'll do on a dare. tongue.gif

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