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Polocrunch
post Aug 25 2004, 06:21 AM
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These days, explorers will slap a name on anything, just to get their name on the map. People have named tiny lakes not much bigger than bathtubs round where I live, and little hummocks that're supposed to be hills somehow manage to get a label on OS maps.

Righteous's wang, however, has no name, despite being nearly as popular a tourist attraction as Disneyland Paris. I think that this is one terrible injustice that we can and should sort out. So I propose a naming contest, with the winner being decided in a poll at a later date.

I submit my proposal to the People's Committee. I also submit a couple of names:

Gargantua
Gojira
The Big One
Mount Righteous


A note to the readership: this is all in the spirit of fun, and not intended to be malicious in any way.
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post Aug 25 2004, 06:48 AM
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You are one weird cat, Polo.

I have a name for it actually. I call it... Wait. I don't have a name for it. Thanks for bringing it to my attention, man. I'll get right on it (not like that, you sick, sick people).

And I'll have you know, it has NOT been visited as much as Disneyland Paris, more like Disneyland Moscow. Let's just get that straight.


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post Aug 25 2004, 09:11 AM
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post Aug 25 2004, 10:42 AM
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Mt. Tai
Spitler, the grand Wang
The Cummunbert Mountain
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post Aug 25 2004, 11:13 AM
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I suggest 'Wangbert' or failing that I second 'Mount Righteous'.


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post Aug 25 2004, 12:21 PM
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QUOTE (moop @ Aug 25 2004, 11:13 AM)
I suggest 'Wangbert' or failing that I second 'Mount Righteous'.
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That was my personal favourite too. biggrin.gif

Or, failing that:

Mr Big
The Devirginator
Orgasmatron 5000
Cocky Mc Cock-Cock
Bob ('cause that's what you do on it! *Boom boom*)
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post Aug 25 2004, 01:30 PM
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How about:

Richard B (for Richard Branson, because of its promotional potential)

Weapon of Mass Seduction (because of it's mythical qualities)

or perhaps The Good Ship Lollipop


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post Aug 25 2004, 01:37 PM
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"Weapon of Mass Seduction" hahahahahahahha!!!! that has my vote...
*Swaggers into the room*
'who wants to be the first to search for my Weapon of Mass Seduction?' biggrin.gif laugh.gif

or if that fails how about
Little Big Man
Meat Mountian
Thunder Clap


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post Aug 25 2004, 02:10 PM
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How's this one.........the little engine that could.

If you're having trouble in bed and can't keep it up you could just say, "Chugga chugga, I think I can I think I can," and that should help.


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post Aug 25 2004, 03:41 PM
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I'm blushing . I haven't blushed in God-knows-how-long.

Actually, Polo, Social Failure's bassist is named Bob, so that wouldn't work. The guys would think I named it in honor of him and thus whenever would refer to Bob the bassist, they'd think I'd be referring to Bob in my pants and that would just be way too confusing.


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post Aug 25 2004, 04:37 PM
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Yes, Polo, our forums needs us. That would only work if you were referring to a bunch of forums as a whole. However, you said "Matazonians" thereby making it seem like you meant only the Matazone forum. Tch.

On topic... muahaha. I like Weapon of Mass Seduction. I can't think of any other suggestions at this moment in time...


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post Aug 25 2004, 06:18 PM
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QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Aug 25 2004, 05:37 PM)
Yes, Polo, our forums needs us. That would only work if you were referring to a bunch of forums as a whole. However, you said "Matazonians" thereby making it seem like you meant only the Matazone forum. Tch.
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Actually he is correct, it is a group of forums, the Issues forum, the Daily life forum, the daft forum etc.

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post Aug 25 2004, 06:33 PM
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I also vote for Wangbert.

And that's really as far as I want to go when thinking about Righteous's wang...

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post Aug 25 2004, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE (ravein @ Aug 25 2004, 09:37 AM)
"Weapon of Mass Seduction" hahahahahahahha!!!! that has my vote...
*Swaggers into the room*
'who wants to be the first to search for my Weapon of Mass Seduction?' biggrin.gif  laugh.gif


I like that one. It just adds drama to it. laugh.gif


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post Aug 25 2004, 06:59 PM
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Oh boy!

The Cockmonger (I'm not calling him a name! I just <3 that word. It's great)
The Veiny Stalefish
The Thickest Perogy
*thinks*
Well, I can't come up with any more just yet. But I will! So far I really like the Weapon of Mass Seduction and Wangbert, though.


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post Aug 25 2004, 07:08 PM
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Cand's inspired me with

The Veiny Throbbing Monster


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post Aug 25 2004, 07:10 PM
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The Thickest Perogy blink.gif blink.gif :vomit:


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post Aug 25 2004, 07:14 PM
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Ri's Imaginary Friend. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif



(if any of these get too bad, just let me know...lol)


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post Aug 25 2004, 07:40 PM
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I find it kinda odd that everyone wants to name my boyfriends 'wang'....

There's something disturbing about that - it's mine - shouldn't I get to name it? tongue.gif


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post Aug 25 2004, 07:46 PM
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QUOTE (spiffilicious05 @ Aug 25 2004, 11:40 AM)
I find it kinda odd that everyone wants to name my boyfriends 'wang'....

There's something disturbing about that - it's mine - shouldn't I get to name it? tongue.gif
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Well if you can come up with something to top Wangbert, go ahead! biggrin.gif

And it's not so odd...for us. Remember, we're the people who once had an auction to buy Lo's boobs.


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post Aug 25 2004, 07:50 PM
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There has never been this much attention to my man part since my exgirlfriend said that it was U-shaped and I screwed gay guys.

I'm actually rather embarassed right now. I could really use a cigarette, or two, or three...


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post Aug 25 2004, 07:58 PM
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Well if you can come up with something to top Wangbert, go ahead!

And it's not so odd...for us. Remember, we're the people who once had an auction to buy Lo's boobs.


laugh.gif good point....hmm.....I do have to say that Wangbert is kinda cool happy.gif

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There has never been this much attention to my man part since my exgirlfriend said that it was U-shaped and I screwed gay guys.

I'm actually rather embarassed right now. I could really use a cigarette, or two, or three...


Aw, don't worry hunny. It's not u-shaped. lol And I thought the cigarettes normally came after sex.

Hehe, just kidding.

*edit* I really like 'the little engine that could' -- that one made me spew my water all over the monitor - nice one lolo


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post Aug 25 2004, 08:09 PM
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'One inch warrior'?

Or is that inaccurate... discuss.


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post Aug 25 2004, 08:10 PM
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'One inch warrior'?

Or is that inaccurate... discuss.


most definitely inaccurate laugh.gif


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post Aug 25 2004, 08:12 PM
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A magnifying glass job then? tongue.gif


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