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altehase
post Sep 1 2004, 07:08 PM
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I just bought one of my monkeys a new outfit today. Ok...yes, I made the outfit myself. It's the same that was used in the movie "The Wizard Of OZ." Complete with little wings. It came out pretty good I suppose. The monkey I put in on didn't like it. So, to cheer him up I gave him a percocet, ritalin and viagra. One pill of each. I went to check on him a little later and he had split. I can't find him anywhere. You think maybe he actually flew off? Does anyone know what happens when you take these pills in conjuction with one another?
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post Sep 1 2004, 07:28 PM
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wtf?

What an odd post.

If you're going to be silly, you should probably go to Daft. But even there, something like this would probably still get you flamed...so you should probably steer clear of stuff like this. But that's just a suggestion...feel free to ignore it.


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post Sep 1 2004, 07:40 PM
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Viagra is murderous if you let it go too long (and is almost as bad when you fix it). Percosets bring you down like mad. My friend got ahold of them after surgery. Ritalin boosts you hardcore is you snort it.

I can only imagine what happened to this poor sap.


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post Sep 1 2004, 07:59 PM
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Daft...? Not. This IS daily life unfortunately:) Such a downer...
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post Sep 1 2004, 08:03 PM
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I sincerely doubt that any of it is true...but if you say so. rolleyes.gif


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post Sep 1 2004, 08:08 PM
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Ok...you caught me. But I got the response "wtf"...so it was worth it. I do have a new post for daft that should really garner a good, solid "wtf".
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post Sep 1 2004, 08:11 PM
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So, wait. Do you or do you not have a drugged-up monkey?


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post Sep 1 2004, 08:17 PM
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Well, for one thing, if I actually had those drugs, I'd be taking them myself. Not wasting them on some monkey wearing clothes. Well, maybe...
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post Sep 1 2004, 08:19 PM
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Are you kidding? Clothed monkeys are awesome!


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post Sep 1 2004, 08:20 PM
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I know, I know...
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post Sep 1 2004, 08:21 PM
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Yes, how funny. Well done, you got me to say "wtf."

Did you actually think anyone would believe you? I sincerely hope that no one here is that stupid.


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post Sep 1 2004, 08:23 PM
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post Sep 1 2004, 08:26 PM
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...I believed it. ph34r.gif

I guess that makes me stupid, heh heh.


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post Sep 1 2004, 08:26 PM
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"Jeesh!" Lighten up...we're all friends here. But I'll take sneer when I can. I guess I can take the criticism....I deserve it:)
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post Sep 1 2004, 08:30 PM
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Just remember...as the old saying goes..."You're only as stupid as you think you are." Which says a lot for me. I excel at it.

The name Jennifer is cool. Freaky deaky to say the least...but cool. I'd be scared...but then thats me.
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post Sep 1 2004, 08:58 PM
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Nah ... ya see ... you created a whole thread based on a lie ... you owned up afterwards, but it was a lie ... so basically everybody read it, thought "this person does not speak the truth" and thats it ... so now you can say the truth and no one will believe you ..

And we here are so homey that we dont bother with people we can't believe ... simple really ...


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post Sep 1 2004, 09:33 PM
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This is just frickin' goofy. Seriously. Did you take acid before posting this or something?


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post Sep 1 2004, 09:33 PM
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Jeesh! Take pill! Maybe a Ritalin. You have nooooo sense of humor. Have someone change your diaper while your at it. Dude...or whatever...you take things too seriously my friend! Go outside once in awhile...hang out with some humans. Life is full of humor. They even make movies about it now. I've even seen humor on the internet. It's great! But...I concede. I can take the criticism. I love the feeedback. Even yours...wink.gif MORE TO COME...when I make some coffee.

COFFEE IS ON ME...!
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post Sep 1 2004, 09:40 PM
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We have a sense of humor, but we only laugh at things that are funny.

Maybe if you stop taking the ritalin, percocets, xanex, aderols or whatever it is that's screwing up your system, you'd have the common sense not to pull dumb crap like this.

Do you take the rest of us for morons or something?

As for you, grow up once in a while. Get out of pre-puberty. It's fun not being a little kid sometimes.


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post Sep 1 2004, 10:22 PM
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Meh. These jokes can only be funny if you're with friends you know well in real life. Online, it's just....not. *shrug*

But, in your case.... well, making a completely random early post followed by more nonsensical/insulting stuff is not the best way to start. I mean, imagine introducing yourself to a group of people with your first post here. They'd stare at you like you were insane until you left, laugh at you, or insult you. Now, if you were with a group of friends who knew you and liked that kind of humor, they'd laugh.

Then again, it is sort of funny watching you and Ri insult each other.
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post Sep 1 2004, 11:27 PM
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Oooookay.

Let's try that one again.

Altehase, there are some fair points made here, but you are new so you weren't necessarily to know. It was a silly post so should have gone in the daft section. Simple enough. Some people on here are sensitive about drug related issues, others about weight, or religion, or politics... So jokes about this kind of thing generally have to be in the Daft section otherwise people can take things too seriously (by which I mean 'more seriously than they were intended to be') and get annoyed.

Ri, relax, there's no reason to rise to things so fast. I love this place to bits and I love the people here, but I also try to keep a sense of perspective; it's a message board, and is for the most part here for a bit of fun.

*reopens thread*

*moves thread to 'Daft'*

*pumps forum full of laughing gas*

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post Sep 1 2004, 11:37 PM
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Come on, people, chill, it was a joke. Are you seriously saying that you looked at this thread and screamed to yourselves "Liar! She didn't really drug a monkey!"?


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post Sep 2 2004, 12:03 AM
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Hang on... You mean there was no stimulant addled simian involved? Lies! All lies! Aaargh!
*runs from room and locks door behind to keep out the scary world*


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post Sep 2 2004, 01:21 AM
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Exactamundo...give that man a rubber a tortilla. Leave it to a commie bastard to make sense of what is nonsense. I don't take myself that serious. I advise that no one else should. I'm harmless but encouragable...don't read between the lines...you'll get a headache. Oh...and/or yes...laugh at me. I do:)


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post Sep 2 2004, 01:24 AM
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*barricades Mata in his room* MU WA HA HA! OOOooo... what are these small harmless white pills doing here... *snatches pills and runs away*

:hours later:

DUDE! the colors! o0o0o0o0o...


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