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> Hamb. Helper Hand Vs. Pills. Doughboy, "Quick and ugly..."
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post Sep 11 2004, 12:33 AM
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For years...I would always have put my money of the Hamburger Helper hand. I mean, a quick grab...one good squeeze. Eyeballs a poppin'...guts out the butt...thats all she wrote. But lately, after much analyzing, I believe the Doughboy just might be able to win. If he applied himself properly.

The fight would most likely take place in or about the kitchen area. So you're looking at a myriad of weapons. If the Doughboy could manage to get a hold of lets say, an electric mixer. Y'know, the hand held type? He'd clean house. Create a nasty mess, but kick butt nonetheless.

This is just MY theory. Sonny Swayze thinks that the two would never fight to begin with. I say he's wrong...it's LONG overdue.
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post Sep 11 2004, 12:44 AM
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post Sep 11 2004, 12:48 AM
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post Sep 11 2004, 12:55 AM
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post Sep 11 2004, 03:27 AM
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I've discussed this with some friends of mine. THe Hamburger Helper hand would win hands down (no pun intended). The hand can menuver better than the doughboy and the doughboy's arms are horribly short so he couldn't get any good hits in.


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post Sep 11 2004, 09:02 PM
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I agree with Righteous. And all it takes is a little touch in the stomach to get the Pillsbury Doughboy all worked up. Just imagine the type of poke the Hand could give him! At least the Hamburger Helper Hand eats protein. The doughboy is a pastry chef!


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post Sep 11 2004, 10:00 PM
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the hand has an advantage... especally the poseable thumb


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